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ProfessorSnoopy
05/28/18 3:14:25 PM
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title.
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Dr_Agon
05/28/18 3:17:14 PM
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How old are you?
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ProfessorSnoopy
05/28/18 3:18:13 PM
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Dr_Agon posted...
How old are you?

25.
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Returning_CEmen
05/28/18 3:20:10 PM
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Are you nervous?
Is she chubby?
Did you bring protection?
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CapnMuffin
05/28/18 3:20:10 PM
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How do you know?
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ProfessorSnoopy
05/28/18 3:21:05 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Are you nervous?
Is she chubby?
Did you bring protection?

Yes

Kinda

no

CapnMuffin posted...
How do you know?

I asked my girlfriend and she agreed.
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Sir Will
05/28/18 3:21:53 PM
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ProfessorSnoopy posted...
no

babynames.com

webmd.com
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Returning_CEmen
05/28/18 3:22:38 PM
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How many partners has she had?
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Muffinz0rz
05/28/18 3:23:36 PM
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Is she going to sit on your face?
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Dagon_0
05/28/18 3:23:53 PM
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Don't pull out.
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nevershine
05/28/18 3:25:08 PM
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Be sure to scream as loud as you can as you're finishing
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Dr_Agon
05/28/18 3:25:48 PM
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What porn moves are you planning on doing?
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SpiralDrift
05/28/18 3:26:16 PM
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*pulls up a chair*

Young man, I think it's time that we had a talk about

AIDS
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