Current Events > When she screams for you to "fill her up"

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deupd_u 05/27/18 12:31:45 PM #1:	Bitch, how much content do you think I'm going to produce? Your body so voluminous, it's an impossible task for a single man. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:902066707] in When she s... [t:76648100]...</cite> <quote>Bitch, how much content do you think I'm going to produce? Your body so voluminous, it's an impossible task for a single man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 05/27/18 12:35:00 PM #2:	Yeah, I refuel my car every 3 weeks or so --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902066838] in When she s... [t:76648100]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I refuel my car every 3 weeks or so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 05/27/18 12:35:22 PM #3:	My car doesn't have Alexa. --- https://imgur.com/a/YXM2bZn Dai Grepher: I am an idiot. I am wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:902066858] in When she s... [t:76648100]...</cite> <quote>My car doesn't have Alexa.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 05/27/18 12:37:01 PM #4:	She means she wants me to do the thing we watched in the hardcore BDSM video. --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:902066927] in When she s... [t:76648100]...</cite> <quote>She means she wants me to do the thing we watched in the hardcore BDSM video.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 05/27/18 12:37:06 PM #5:	I have to refill my PUR water pitcher maybe one a week. --- https://imgur.com/wfUGrp5 https://imgur.com/Sus70Yp https://imgur.com/3Alq6H7 https://imgur.com/cjVX1u8 <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:902066934] in When she s... [t:76648100]...</cite> <quote>I have to refill my PUR water pitcher maybe one a week.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coffeebeanz 05/27/18 12:37:50 PM #6:	TC couldn't even fill an XS condom --- Physician [Internal Medicine] <cite>Coffeebeanz posted [p:902066961] in When she s... [t:76648100]...</cite> <quote>TC couldn't even fill an XS condom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 05/27/18 12:40:20 PM #7:	Coffeebeanz posted... TC couldn't even fill an XS condom C-Beanz you might need to alert the hospital that a man is coming in with severe burn wounds --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/CqukfNH https://imgur.com/Z0vo3WV <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:902067091] in When she s... [t:76648100]...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>TC couldn't even fill an XS condom</quote> C-Beanz you might need to alert the hospital that a man is coming in with severe burn wounds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/27/18 12:40:55 PM #8:	I scream "buttercup baby just to let me down" She then slaps me and says that the lyrics are "build me up" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:902067116] in When she s... [t:76648100]...</cite> <quote>I scream "buttercup baby just to let me down" She then slaps me and says that the lyrics are "build me up"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 05/27/18 12:41:31 PM #9:	Coffeebeanz posted... TC couldn't even fill an XS condom https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-volume-of-average-human 71 LITERS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO THAT? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:902067141] in When she s... [t:76648100]...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>TC couldn't even fill an XS condom</quote> https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-volume-of-average-human 71 LITERS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO THAT?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coffeebeanz 05/27/18 12:46:10 PM #10:	deupd_u posted... Coffeebeanz posted... TC couldn't even fill an XS condom https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-volume-of-average-human 71 LITERS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO THAT? Ask if you can do microliters instead You might get close. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] <cite>Coffeebeanz posted [p:902067324] in When she s... [t:76648100]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>TC couldn't even fill an XS condom</quote> https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-volume-of-average-human 71 LITERS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO THAT?</quote> Ask if you can do microliters instead You might get close.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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