Current Events > When I have a daughter, I won't let her date anyone until she's 18

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Krabs 05/22/18 9:11:12 PM #1:	And the guy needs to be able to make at least 100K a year, have outstanding credit, be in top physical and mental shape, and must have his own land. Hell will freeze before I let my flower become some thot. --- https://imgur.com/4oypDD2 <cite>Krabs posted [p:901817532] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>And the guy needs to be able to make at least 100K a year, have outstanding credit, be in top physical and mental shape, and must have his own land. Hell will freeze before I let my flower become some thot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/22/18 9:11:51 PM #2:	Shitty gimmick --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901817573] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Shitty gimmick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 05/22/18 9:12:03 PM #3:	Good way go make sure she gets knocked up at 15 --- The FAM <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:901817585] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Good way go make sure she gets knocked up at 15</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 05/22/18 9:13:33 PM #4:	Rapunzel? --- Super Smash Bros. for Wii U mains: https://imgur.com/vLFcGb2 Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:901817675] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Rapunzel?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidWong 05/22/18 9:14:15 PM #5:	she'll just date people and you won't know --- When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will. Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850) <cite>DavidWong posted [p:901817720] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>she'll just date people and you won't know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 05/22/18 9:18:38 PM #6:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... Good way go make sure she gets knocked up at 15 DavidWong posted... she'll just date people and you won't know --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:901817971] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote>Good way go make sure she gets knocked up at 15</quote> <cite>DavidWong posted...</cite> <quote>she'll just date people and you won't know</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 05/22/18 9:19:27 PM #7:	Shes gonna end up a druggy and a hoe. --- Chicago, greatest city in the world! <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:901818006] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Shes gonna end up a druggy and a hoe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metro2 05/22/18 9:19:36 PM #8:	And she must only date a Christian who loves Jesus and have been accepted to an Ivy League school. <cite>Metro2 posted [p:901818015] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>And she must only date a Christian who loves Jesus and have been accepted to an Ivy League school.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 05/22/18 9:20:06 PM #9:	Imma turn yo daughter into thotimus ptime --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:901818056] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Imma turn yo daughter into thotimus ptime</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/22/18 9:20:23 PM #10:	She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls. --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901818074] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 05/22/18 9:26:10 PM #12:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... Good way go make sure she gets knocked up at 15 She have the baby by 15 tbh. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:901818403] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote>Good way go make sure she gets knocked up at 15</quote> She have the baby by 15 tbh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 05/22/18 9:35:40 PM #13:	With that kind of attitude she's going to have learned how to suck a dick better than her mother ever did by the time she's 16 --- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny <cite>Panthera posted [p:901818918] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>With that kind of attitude she's going to have learned how to suck a dick better than her mother ever did by the time she's 16</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/22/18 9:50:05 PM #14:	Thotimus P Time the dude said --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:901819722] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Thotimus P Time the dude said</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VandorLee 05/22/18 9:51:21 PM #16:	If shes not banging a designated boy friend then she bangin everyone. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:901819805] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>If shes not banging a designated boy friend then she bangin everyone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tony_Biggie_Pun 05/22/18 9:51:25 PM #17:	I was with you until the money stuff. That's good and all but the guy with an that stuff could be a scumbag that knocks her up then leaves or worse. Got to judge based on character <cite>Tony_Biggie_Pun posted [p:901819807] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>I was with you until the money stuff. That's good and all but the guy with an that stuff could be a scumbag that knocks her up then leaves or worse. Got to judge based on character</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomSwell 05/22/18 9:51:26 PM #18:	ErrorCrX posted... She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls. And? ... I mean thats my plan. Gonna raise her watching lesbian sitcoms and romance movies, leave some porn out for her to find when shes a teenager. --- http://www.backloggery.com/doomswell <cite>DoomSwell posted [p:901819809] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls.</quote> And? ... I mean thats my plan. Gonna raise her watching lesbian sitcoms and romance movies, leave some porn out for her to find when shes a teenager.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 05/22/18 9:52:46 PM #19:	ErrorCrX posted... She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls. that's actually hot tbh --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:901819871] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls.</quote> that's actually hot tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 05/22/18 9:53:05 PM #20:	Krabs posted... Hell will freeze before I let my flower Not creepy at all --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:901819882] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>Krabs posted...</cite> <quote>Hell will freeze before I let my flower</quote> Not creepy at all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/22/18 9:53:16 PM #21:	OwlRammer posted... ErrorCrX posted... She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls. that's actually hot tbh Damn straight! --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901819896] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls.</quote> that's actually hot tbh</quote> Damn straight!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrebsxX 05/22/18 9:54:58 PM #22:	Shell still take it up the ass in highschool to her boyfriend. Nothing you can do to stop it. <cite>XxKrebsxX posted [p:901820003] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Shell still take it up the ass in highschool to her boyfriend. Nothing you can do to stop it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 05/22/18 9:59:58 PM #23:	Okay but you have to have sex first TC <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:901820294] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Okay but you have to have sex first TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 05/22/18 10:02:02 PM #24:	Everyone has a ton of sex late teens early 20s. Fact of life. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:901820430] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Everyone has a ton of sex late teens early 20s. Fact of life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 05/22/18 10:04:12 PM #25:	ErrorCrX posted... OwlRammer posted... ErrorCrX posted... She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls. that's actually hot tbh Damn straight! Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi --- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny <cite>Panthera posted [p:901820555] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls.</quote> that's actually hot tbh</quote> Damn straight!</quote> Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 05/22/18 10:06:44 PM #26:	If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:901820728] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 05/22/18 10:09:05 PM #27:	What if Vegy wants to date her before she is 18. Surely you'll let that slide. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:901820859] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>What if Vegy wants to date her before she is 18. Surely you'll let that slide.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 05/22/18 10:09:31 PM #28:	Panthera posted... ErrorCrX posted... OwlRammer posted... ErrorCrX posted... She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls. that's actually hot tbh Damn straight! Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi Not as fucked up as DoomSwell posted... And? ... I mean thats my plan. Gonna raise her watching lesbian sitcoms and romance movies, leave some porn out for her to find when shes a teenager. That's called grooming bro --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:901820885] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>Panthera posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls.</quote> that's actually hot tbh</quote> Damn straight!</quote> Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi</quote> Not as fucked up as <cite>DoomSwell posted...</cite> <quote>And? ... I mean thats my plan. Gonna raise her watching lesbian sitcoms and romance movies, leave some porn out for her to find when shes a teenager.</quote> That's called grooming bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/22/18 10:15:16 PM #29:	Panthera posted... ErrorCrX posted... OwlRammer posted... ErrorCrX posted... She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls. that's actually hot tbh Damn straight! Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi ._______. Pshhhhtttt. --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901821195] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>Panthera posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls.</quote> that's actually hot tbh</quote> Damn straight!</quote> Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi</quote> ._______. Pshhhhtttt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/22/18 10:17:08 PM #30:	Panthera posted... ErrorCrX posted... OwlRammer posted... ErrorCrX posted... She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls. that's actually hot tbh Damn straight! Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi Yo but this would make for a good porno no lie. --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901821286] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>Panthera posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls.</quote> that's actually hot tbh</quote> Damn straight!</quote> Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi</quote> Yo but this would make for a good porno no lie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 05/22/18 10:20:34 PM #31:	slimfizzle2 posted... Panthera posted... ErrorCrX posted... OwlRammer posted... ErrorCrX posted... She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls. that's actually hot tbh Damn straight! Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi Not as fucked up as DoomSwell posted... And? ... I mean thats my plan. Gonna raise her watching lesbian sitcoms and romance movies, leave some porn out for her to find when shes a teenager. That's called grooming bro That shit was already at a level where degrees don't matter tbh. I mean seriously that's some put these fuckers on a watch list shit. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:901821468] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Panthera posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls.</quote> that's actually hot tbh</quote> Damn straight!</quote> Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi</quote> Not as fucked up as <cite>DoomSwell posted...</cite> <quote>And? ... I mean thats my plan. Gonna raise her watching lesbian sitcoms and romance movies, leave some porn out for her to find when shes a teenager.</quote> That's called grooming bro</quote> That shit was already at a level where degrees don't matter tbh. I mean seriously that's some put these fuckers on a watch list shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 05/22/18 10:24:05 PM #32:	ErrorCrX posted... Panthera posted... ErrorCrX posted... OwlRammer posted... ErrorCrX posted... She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls. that's actually hot tbh Damn straight! Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi Yo but this would make for a good porno no lie. Yeah but not when it's your own daughter. I can get off to your hypothetical daughters porn and you can get off to my hypothetical daughters porn but if we're getting off to our own daughters porn that's just wrong --- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny <cite>Panthera posted [p:901821629] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Panthera posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote>She'll grow up lesbian and behind her back when she goes to "sleep overs" she'll be fucking all the girls.</quote> that's actually hot tbh</quote> Damn straight!</quote> Finding your daughters gay sex life hot is pretty fucked up, fyi</quote> Yo but this would make for a good porno no lie.</quote> Yeah but not when it's your own daughter. I can get off to your hypothetical daughters porn and you can get off to my hypothetical daughters porn but if we're getting off to our own daughters porn that's just wrong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/22/18 10:26:07 PM #33:	^ Reading this got me laughing ahhhh good times. No I feel you Panthera, thinking about a family member in a sexual context is just weird and not ok. --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:901821713] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>^ Reading this got me laughing ahhhh good times. No I feel you Panthera, thinking about a family member in a sexual context is just weird and not ok.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 05/22/18 10:49:11 PM #34:	Everyone loves helicopter parenting --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:901822827] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Everyone loves helicopter parenting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mew4ever 05/22/18 10:53:14 PM #35:	You know the one thing my potential daughter couldn't use in an argument is "but didn't you start dating at my age"? She would probably laugh when I tell her I didn't have a girlfriend until I turned 21 but still. --- http://tinyurl.com/qg6jcsu New York Mets 2015 NL Champions. New York Jets: 5-11 <cite>mew4ever posted [p:901823037] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>You know the one thing my potential daughter couldn't use in an argument is "but didn't you start dating at my age"? She would probably laugh when I tell her I didn't have a girlfriend until I turned 21 but still.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 05/22/18 11:02:46 PM #36:	The fact that you think you will have that sort of control over a teenager leads me to believe you aren't ready to have children. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:901823530] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>The fact that you think you will have that sort of control over a teenager leads me to believe you aren't ready to have children.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 05/22/18 11:07:11 PM #37:	My 16 year old: But dad when you were 16 you were going out and having sex! Me: Ha! Hey honey what lies have you been telling our children? --- Chicago, greatest city in the world! <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:901823750] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>My 16 year old: But dad when you were 16 you were going out and having sex! Me: Ha! Hey honey what lies have you been telling our children?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 05/22/18 11:10:39 PM #38:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... Good way go make sure she gets knocked up at 15 Yeah If you say "you can't do thing", she'll do thing behind your back That's how teenagers work --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:901823913] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote>Good way go make sure she gets knocked up at 15</quote> Yeah If you say "you can't do thing", she'll do thing behind your back That's how teenagers work</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 05/22/18 11:12:01 PM #39:	your daughter is going to sneak out and end up getting pregnant or having a gangbang or something cause you were too strict <cite>Zikten posted [p:901823991] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>your daughter is going to sneak out and end up getting pregnant or having a gangbang or something cause you were too strict</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 05/22/18 11:13:29 PM #40:	You will feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days. --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:901824066] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>You will feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 05/22/18 11:14:51 PM #41:	Zikten posted... your daughter is going to sneak out and end up getting pregnant or having a gangbang or something cause you were too strict Not even because she enjoys that stuff, just to spite you so shell finally feel what its like to be in control. --- Chicago, greatest city in the world! <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:901824136] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>your daughter is going to sneak out and end up getting pregnant or having a gangbang or something cause you were too strict</quote> Not even because she enjoys that stuff, just to spite you so shell finally feel what its like to be in control.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/22/18 11:18:24 PM #42:	Pregnant by 16 --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:901824320] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Pregnant by 16</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/23/18 11:45:04 AM #43:	Seriously though. Half my family was Jehovah Witness and strict parenting actually worked dor a couple of them. They seem like the happiest in the bunch and the ones with actual goals that they aim for. I had a lot of freedom and Im a lazy fuck with no direction. Sure I treat every person I meet with full respect until they show they deserve less but what does that get me? --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:901847082] in When I hav... [t:76634265]...</cite> <quote>Seriously though. Half my family was Jehovah Witness and strict parenting actually worked dor a couple of them. They seem like the happiest in the bunch and the ones with actual goals that they aim for. I had a lot of freedom and Im a lazy fuck with no direction. Sure I treat every person I meet with full respect until they show they deserve less but what does that get me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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