Poll of the Day > I will make a time machine, go forward in time

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TheWorstPoster
05/22/18 7:39:15 PM
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Grab as many new devices as possible, and then patent the living shit out of them, so I can sue everyone for patent infringement.

I'll be rich.
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GanglyKhan
05/22/18 9:11:01 PM
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Not if I go back in time first.

Nah, for real though, if I had a time machine, I'd go fuck Steve Jobs and Zuckerberg over so hard that they'd go homeless.
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zebatov
05/22/18 9:12:24 PM
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Better to go back, get sports stats and then place bets in your "present". It's the safest way to go.
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Lokarin
05/22/18 9:13:16 PM
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More likely you'd nearly instantly die from bacteria
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GanglyKhan
05/22/18 9:15:32 PM
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zebatov posted...
Better to go back, get sports stats and then place bets in your "present". It's the safest way to go.

Wasn't this from Back to the Future? Or Hot Tub Time Machine?
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LinkPizza
05/22/18 9:37:56 PM
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GanglyKhan posted...
zebatov posted...
Better to go back, get sports stats and then place bets in your "present". It's the safest way to go.

Wasn't this from Back to the Future? Or Hot Tub Time Machine?

Back to the future. But they actually went forward to get a sports almanac or whatever from the future to place bets in he present to win money and become rich that way.
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StarKnight23
05/22/18 9:50:36 PM
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I'd rather go back in time anf deposit money in multiple accounts
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LinkPizza
05/22/18 9:51:43 PM
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StarKnight23 posted...
I'd rather go back in time anf deposit money in multiple accounts

But you also need to have money to do that. You could use the machine to make slot of money quick, though...
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TigerTycoon
05/22/18 9:54:55 PM
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You're wasting your time.

You can buy out and make up vague patents now and sue tech companies already because the patent system is broken and nobody wants to fix it.
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Foppe
05/23/18 2:25:41 AM
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Get an old silver dollar, go back to 1938, buy ten copies of Superman #1 and sell them for $3 million each in our time.
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CaptainObvius
05/23/18 2:46:49 AM
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I would probably go back, and buy bitcoin when it first came out in 2009. Then sell it aroind 2015 and make a boatload. I could also just go forward and find out the lottery numbers, then play them for a sure thing.
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