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Dyinglegacy
05/22/18 2:15:13 PM
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Which is it? - Results (18 votes)
Hand me my bib.
50% (9 votes)
9
*Runs away from toilet*
50% (9 votes)
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You have to eat an entire toilet bowl (filled to the brim) of human feces, vomit, goobers, snot and boogers.

If you are able to complete the task, you will receive god powers. Like, Thanos with infinity gauntlet couldn't touch you.

You must finish every drop. You're allowed to gag and thow up, but you must eat that too. You have unlimited time to complete the task. If you give up, no powers.

No loopholes.

EDIT: Meant bowl in title.
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ShinobiNinjaX
05/22/18 2:16:03 PM
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Eww
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K181
05/22/18 2:16:35 PM
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I'll take a literal shit experience to attain godhood.
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Irony
05/22/18 2:18:00 PM
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I use my God powers to remove the loopholes
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PoopPotato
05/22/18 2:18:02 PM
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Unlimited time, I guess you could do it a drop at a time over like 20 years.
I'm still out.
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Mr_Biscuit
05/22/18 2:18:58 PM
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prince_leo
05/22/18 2:19:09 PM
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why not? assuming I get the god powers straight away, I just fix the health issues and remove the memory of the taste
small price to pay to be a literal god
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 2:21:16 PM
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prince_leo posted...
small price to pay to be a literal god

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GiftedACIII
05/22/18 2:23:10 PM
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Can you stick yourself full of drugs/alcohol before you try it?
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Muffinz0rz
05/22/18 2:23:57 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Can you stick yourself full of drugs/alcohol before you try it?

booze seems like a good way to end up having to eat more vomit hahaha lmfao
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GiftedACIII
05/22/18 2:24:46 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
Can you stick yourself full of drugs/alcohol before you try it?

booze seems like a good way to end up having to eat more vomit hahaha lmfao

At least you won't feel as bad
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voldothegr8
05/22/18 2:25:30 PM
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I would if I could stomach it but pretty sure I couldn't keep it down. As someone asked are drugs allowed to be taken?
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Bloodychess
05/22/18 2:26:36 PM
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Dyinglegacy
05/22/18 2:30:32 PM
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No drugs. After a few hours of powering through it, you'd probably become a little desensitized.
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Dark_SilverX
05/22/18 2:31:50 PM
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nope.
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voldothegr8
05/22/18 2:33:55 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Any health issues in the process?

Deal anyway

You have god powers after so no
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Dyinglegacy
05/22/18 2:38:33 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Any health issues in the process?

Deal anyway


You won't die during the process.
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Kineth
05/22/18 4:37:30 PM
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Unlimited time means I'll do it.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
05/22/18 4:40:41 PM
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Are we talking a 1.6 gallon toilet? I'll put that shit in a blender and beer bong it. I assume as long as it's all inside me for at least a split second I will get the powers.

But tbh I don't know if I would want to be a god unless I could permanently limit my own powers
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Trigg3rH4ppy
05/22/18 4:42:49 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
No drugs. After a few hours of powering through it, you'd probably become a little desensitized.

Also, I will use my God powers to come back in time to this reality and change this rule so I'm using drugs to do this.
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eggcorn
05/22/18 4:45:51 PM
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h0aNCXl
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gguirao
05/22/18 5:36:17 PM
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No deal.
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