Current Events > I can't believe my mom stooped so low

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I was in my room, and I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing and then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her then she starts screaming, "Mike! Mike!" And I go, "What? What's the matter?" She goes, "What's the matter with you?" I go, "There's nothing wrong mom" She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a pepsi?" She goes, "NO! You're on drugs!" I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking" And she goes, "NO! You're not thinking you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!" I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want's a Pepsi" And she wouldn't give it to me all I wanted was a Pepsi just one Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me. Just a Pepsi!
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