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Agnostic420 05/19/18 10:06:40 AM #1: |
And then just disappeared?
What the fuck Jesus? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrK3V 05/19/18 10:08:31 AM #2: |
Soccer Jesus died for our shins
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MrK3V 05/19/18 10:08:42 AM #3: |
Bowling Jesus died for our pins
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Lordgold666 05/19/18 10:08:52 AM #4: |
lol
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Slip-N-Slide 05/19/18 10:11:46 AM #5: |
God temporarily gave up some of his divinity to birth himself as Jesus, experience the human condition, and die for our sins because biblically literally nobody was going to heaven by God's rules. Be returned to being God again after his "death"
Which also makes no sense because ok'd testament God says he's omnipotent, infallible, never wrong, not to be questioned, doubted, etc. And he never, as Jesus, said the OT wasn't true anymore, it's a complimentary text to the NT.. Unsurprisingly it falls apart under basic critical thinking. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 05/19/18 10:12:34 AM #6: |
motivational Jesus died for your wins
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MrK3V 05/19/18 10:12:55 AM #7: |
Fish Jesus died for your fins
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KiwiTerraRizing 05/19/18 10:15:12 AM #8: |
The entire Jesus story was not new when it was written.
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Jiek_Fafn 05/19/18 10:18:43 AM #9: |
Yeah he trained with King Kai while he was dead so he would be strong enough to take on the Satans. Then he flew off to Namek.
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Zombified_Toast 05/19/18 10:26:32 AM #10: |
Movie Dog Jesus died for our Rin Tin Tins
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Master_Bass 05/19/18 10:39:55 AM #11: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Yeah he trained with King Kai while he was dead so he would be strong enough to take on the Satans. Then he flew off to Namek. Seems legit. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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