Current Events > 2 billion dollars but you have to punch a toddler in the face

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chetmanly 05/15/18 11:16:12 PM #1:	She/He won't die and it has to be as hard as you can and his mom and dad are pushing him/her in a stroller whatever consequences that happen afterwards you have to deal with --- Incel stands for involuntarily celibate, I believed the ancients called them creeps. ~Me <cite>chetmanly posted [p:901417754] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>She/He won't die and it has to be as hard as you can and his mom and dad are pushing him/her in a stroller whatever consequences that happen afterwards you have to deal with</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 05/15/18 11:16:47 PM #2:	i would if i had 2 billion dolalrs <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:901417781] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>i would if i had 2 billion dolalrs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 05/15/18 11:16:50 PM #3:	Too easy. --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:901417785] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>Too easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 05/15/18 11:16:51 PM #4:	Do we get to choose which toddler? --- Proud leader of the Peypals Ironic love for Darkel_Low <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:901417786] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>Do we get to choose which toddler?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LockeMonster 05/15/18 11:17:35 PM #5:	I know some fucked up parents that would let me do it for like $5k. Easy mode. Give them the money and take the rest. --- "Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids." FC: 3282-3258-0224 <cite>LockeMonster posted [p:901417820] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>I know some fucked up parents that would let me do it for like $5k. Easy mode. Give them the money and take the rest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GATTJT 05/15/18 11:18:30 PM #6:	How long will I go to prison for an unprovoked assault on a baby? --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist <cite>GATTJT posted [p:901417868] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>How long will I go to prison for an unprovoked assault on a baby?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chetmanly 05/15/18 11:18:45 PM #7:	wackyteen posted... Too easy. what if his mom and dad kill you? probably would be justified since they could say you were trying to kill their kid --- Incel stands for involuntarily celibate, I believed the ancients called them creeps. ~Me <cite>chetmanly posted [p:901417881] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote><cite>wackyteen posted...</cite> <quote>Too easy.</quote> what if his mom and dad kill you? probably would be justified since they could say you were trying to kill their kid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muchdran 05/15/18 11:21:34 PM #8:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8_pxPfURfc" data-time=" --- If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have standards at all. <cite>muchdran posted [p:901418039] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8_pxPfURfc" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/15/18 11:23:14 PM #9:	I would punch every toddler --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:901418100] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>I would punch every toddler</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 05/15/18 11:23:20 PM #10:	Wouldn't the baby die? --- PSN: Adrian396 XBL: Prime Legacy Nintendo ID: Apocalypse <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:901418113] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't the baby die?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LockeMonster 05/15/18 11:24:25 PM #11:	apocalyptic_4 posted... Wouldn't the baby die? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPf5Ccgx-w0" data-time=" --- "Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids." FC: 3282-3258-0224 <cite>LockeMonster posted [p:901418159] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote><cite>apocalyptic_4 posted...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't the baby die?</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPf5Ccgx-w0" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chetmanly 05/15/18 11:24:53 PM #12:	the baby will miraculously survive you might get charged with attempted murder --- Incel stands for involuntarily celibate, I believed the ancients called them creeps. ~Me <cite>chetmanly posted [p:901418189] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>the baby will miraculously survive you might get charged with attempted murder</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
halomonkey1_3_5 05/15/18 11:25:10 PM #13:	can I do it twice --- Billy Mays: July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009 The Greatest <cite>halomonkey1_3_5 posted [p:901418208] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>can I do it twice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/15/18 11:25:23 PM #14:	I could buy my way out of that --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:901418214] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>I could buy my way out of that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 05/15/18 11:26:28 PM #15:	What's the toddlers name? --- https://imgur.com/wfUGrp5 https://imgur.com/Sus70Yp https://imgur.com/3Alq6H7 https://imgur.com/cjVX1u8 <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:901418276] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>What's the toddlers name?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 05/15/18 11:28:36 PM #17:	no way <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:901418367] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>no way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinobiNinjaX 05/15/18 11:28:51 PM #18:	Spidey5 posted... What's the toddlers name? Tommy --- Ninja Art: Post Message Jutsu!! <cite>ShinobiNinjaX posted [p:901418387] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spidey5 posted...</cite> <quote>What's the toddlers name?</quote> Tommy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 05/15/18 11:29:09 PM #19:	--- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:901418408] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 05/15/18 11:29:23 PM #20:	Sure, why not. Contrive a situation so I trip and fall on top of the stroller with my fist landing on the kid. Make it look like an accident. No loopholes especially since landing on the kid with my weight behind my fist is more strength than punching with my wimpy arms. Apologize profusely and express major concern for the kid, walk away scot-free and rich. Can't charge me for an accident. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:901418415] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>Sure, why not. Contrive a situation so I trip and fall on top of the stroller with my fist landing on the kid. Make it look like an accident. No loopholes especially since landing on the kid with my weight behind my fist is more strength than punching with my wimpy arms. Apologize profusely and express major concern for the kid, walk away scot-free and rich. Can't charge me for an accident.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 05/15/18 11:30:10 PM #21:	Easy peasy --- https://puu.sh/tsvPi/2281d37d96.png https://puu.sh/vbW49/579c34013a.png <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:901418469] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>Easy peasy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 05/15/18 11:30:55 PM #22:	Am I allowed to discuss the situation and write up a contract with the parents first? --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:901418513] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>Am I allowed to discuss the situation and write up a contract with the parents first?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chetmanly 05/15/18 11:32:04 PM #23:	random parents could have a gun too no contracts --- Incel stands for involuntarily celibate, I believed the ancients called them creeps. ~Me <cite>chetmanly posted [p:901418557] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>random parents could have a gun too no contracts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jaghave 05/15/18 11:32:38 PM #24:	No I wouldnt take it as I dont wanr murder on my conscience --- Income Tax; the fine you pay for being a productive citizen. Welfare; the reward you get for being an unproductice citizen. <cite>Jaghave posted [p:901418579] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>No I wouldnt take it as I dont wanr murder on my conscience</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinobiNinjaX 05/15/18 11:32:42 PM #25:	HashtagTartarus posted... Easy peasy Could you say the same for a dog --- Ninja Art: Post Message Jutsu!! <cite>ShinobiNinjaX posted [p:901418584] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote><cite>HashtagTartarus posted...</cite> <quote>Easy peasy</quote> Could you say the same for a dog</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 05/15/18 11:33:54 PM #26:	no... --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:901418643] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>no...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 05/15/18 11:37:55 PM #27:	Fam_Fam posted... i would if i had 2 billion dolalrs Lmao --- https://imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J <cite>Touch posted [p:901418826] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote><cite>Fam_Fam posted...</cite> <quote>i would if i had 2 billion dolalrs</quote> Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 05/15/18 11:39:42 PM #28:	chetmanly posted... random parents could have a gun too no contracts What about explaining to them. Or do I have to run up and ambush the child. Also can I wait until the parents are distracted and stealth punch the baby. --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:901418915] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote><cite>chetmanly posted...</cite> <quote>random parents could have a gun too no contracts</quote> What about explaining to them. Or do I have to run up and ambush the child. Also can I wait until the parents are distracted and stealth punch the baby.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chetmanly 05/15/18 11:40:53 PM #29:	nope --- Incel stands for involuntarily celibate, I believed the ancients called them creeps. ~Me <cite>chetmanly posted [p:901418966] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>nope</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 05/15/18 11:56:08 PM #30:	I'd do it Wear a disguise, wait for fat parents to come by, lay that kid out and book it while yelling "just a prank bro, it was just a prank" I'd donate 1.99 billion to children's hospitals as atonement for my sin though <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:901419590] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>I'd do it Wear a disguise, wait for fat parents to come by, lay that kid out and book it while yelling "just a prank bro, it was just a prank" I'd donate 1.99 billion to children's hospitals as atonement for my sin though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FightingGames 05/15/18 11:56:57 PM #31:	easy money --- https://my.mixtape.moe/whapui.webm <cite>FightingGames posted [p:901419630] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>easy money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsianFury2020 05/16/18 12:00:40 AM #32:	TC are you white? --- Kaze no yo ni Hayaku! <cite>AsianFury2020 posted [p:901419773] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>TC are you white?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 05/16/18 12:04:34 AM #33:	ShinobiNinjaX posted... HashtagTartarus posted... Easy peasy Could you say the same for a dog I'll punch a baby, for sure. Don't know if I could punch a puppy. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:901419948] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinobiNinjaX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HashtagTartarus posted...</cite> <quote>Easy peasy</quote> Could you say the same for a dog</quote> I'll punch a baby, for sure. Don't know if I could punch a puppy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chetmanly 05/16/18 12:10:20 AM #34:	AsianFury2020 posted... TC are you white? nope --- Incel stands for involuntarily celibate, I believed the ancients called them creeps. ~Me <cite>chetmanly posted [p:901420188] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote><cite>AsianFury2020 posted...</cite> <quote>TC are you white?</quote> nope</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 05/16/18 12:49:24 AM #35:	No deal. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:901421706] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>No deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 05/16/18 1:11:30 AM #36:	Nope. My full power punch would cripple that toddler and I'm not trying to do that. --- http://www.warwithwords.com Run: 4 Stars and IndieReader Approved:https://www.amazon.com/Run-M-N-ebook/dp/B076R7DCHN <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:901422389] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>Nope. My full power punch would cripple that toddler and I'm not trying to do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 05/16/18 1:47:04 AM #37:	DocDelicious posted... ShinobiNinjaX posted... HashtagTartarus posted... Easy peasy Could you say the same for a dog I'll punch a baby, for sure. Don't know if I could punch a puppy. --- https://puu.sh/tsvPi/2281d37d96.png https://puu.sh/vbW49/579c34013a.png <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:901423400] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocDelicious posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinobiNinjaX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HashtagTartarus posted...</cite> <quote>Easy peasy</quote> Could you say the same for a dog</quote> I'll punch a baby, for sure. Don't know if I could punch a puppy.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 05/16/18 1:55:18 AM #39:	Only one toddler? --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:901423645] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>Only one toddler?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 05/16/18 1:57:32 AM #40:	Mistere Man posted... Paragon21XX posted... What is that from? Also what was the reaction? I think it was called the candidate or something. Zack galafanakis and will Ferrell. The movie where they are running for a seat in Congress I think. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:901423712] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote></quote> What is that from? Also what was the reaction?</quote> I think it was called the candidate or something. Zack galafanakis and will Ferrell. The movie where they are running for a seat in Congress I think.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/16/18 1:57:32 AM #41:	I found it --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:901423714] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>I found it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 05/16/18 1:59:38 AM #42:	yes I'd just have to hide in a disguise until I saw a good chance, then go for it and make my escape to somewhere and change clothes and whatnot then BAM free baby money --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:901423764] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>yes I'd just have to hide in a disguise until I saw a good chance, then go for it and make my escape to somewhere and change clothes and whatnot then BAM free baby money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xAzNPimP4LiFex 05/16/18 2:01:00 AM #43:	No deal I have 2 kids I cant do that to anyones child --- Pimpin ain't as easy as ya fellas think it is so don't front on me like that SON! <cite>xAzNPimP4LiFex posted [p:901423802] in 2 billion ... [t:76611514]...</cite> <quote>No deal I have 2 kids I cant do that to anyones child</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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