Current Events > Oh no! You and Donald Trump have exchanged bodies for 24 hours

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frozenshock
05/15/18 9:01:24 PM
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What do you do with his body?

What does he do with your body?
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DavidWong
05/15/18 9:02:25 PM
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bang his daughter
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JTilly
05/15/18 9:02:40 PM
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DavidWong posted...
bang his daughter

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Touch
05/15/18 9:02:46 PM
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JTilly posted...
DavidWong posted...
bang his daughter

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addled
05/15/18 9:03:13 PM
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Can I wait for his wife to get out of the hospital & recover?
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MacadamianNut3
05/15/18 9:03:22 PM
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Buttchug everclear 10 minutes before we swap back
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Sayoria
05/15/18 9:03:38 PM
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Touch posted...
JTilly posted...
DavidWong posted...
bang his daughter


Well, at least you know that's a guaranteed "could happen" if you want it to.

Surprised the guy hasn't pushed heavily for incest yet.
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Capn Circus
05/15/18 9:04:15 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Buttchug everclear 10 minutes before we swap back


And have a phone in your hand signed in with Twitter... ready to go!
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/15/18 9:04:19 PM
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I'd go check out all the top secret shit I could. Maybe fly around in a flying saucer for a while.
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/15/18 9:05:18 PM
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I murder Pence on live tv
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TES_Nut
05/15/18 9:07:29 PM
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Institute a series of reasonable proven effective domestic policies. Mainly just to watch mcnbc shit themselves in confusion.

Hopefully he transfers his assets to mine thinking the change is perminant.
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DarkChozoGhost
05/15/18 9:07:49 PM
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He'd log into his twitter in my body and tell people not to trust him. He'd ruin my life.

But I'd do some damage.
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G-Ziss
05/15/18 9:08:01 PM
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I'd call Putin and have him send over the hottest Russian hookers he can find pronto.
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G-Ziss
05/15/18 9:09:41 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I murder Pence on live tv


Then Paul Ryan would become the president.
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iPhone_7
05/15/18 9:11:37 PM
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Not say or tweet anything stupid for 24 hours....but then the world would suspect something was up.
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/15/18 9:13:08 PM
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G-Ziss posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I murder Pence on live tv


Then Paul Ryan would become the president.


Im aware, lesser evil and could never get elected in 2020
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Orthopox12
05/15/18 9:17:04 PM
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Touch posted...
JTilly posted...
DavidWong posted...
bang his daughter

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rodu_jr
05/15/18 9:20:32 PM
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send some cash where to where I can retrieve it 25 hours later
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BLAKUboy
05/15/18 9:48:35 PM
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G-Ziss posted...
Then Paul Ryan would become the president.

He clearly wants out of Washington, likely has a lucrative contract for some do-nothing job all set up for when he leaves next January. Ain't no way he lets anything get in the way of that.
So either he quickly appoints a new VP to take his place, or he gives it to Hatch (who is also retiring) to do the same thing.
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Irony
05/15/18 9:49:10 PM
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Golf
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MrGoodBadGuy
05/15/18 9:49:38 PM
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I'd jack that big dick.
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Re-iNcarnated
05/15/18 9:51:04 PM
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Orthopox12 posted...
Touch posted...
JTilly posted...
DavidWong posted...
bang his daughter
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NeonOctopus
05/15/18 9:56:03 PM
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Fuck Melania, then call an emergency live broadcast with Ivanka by my side. As soon as the cameras start rolling, I pull down her dress.

Then idk, play golf until it reverses? >_>
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dameon_reaper
05/15/18 9:58:52 PM
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DavidWong posted...
bang his daughter


and while she's wailing and crying, you hear her mutter "Not again, please don't"

TES_Nut posted...
Hopefully he transfers his assets to mine thinking the change is perminant.


I mean, you can do the same...>_>

What I would do? I'd probably do a lot of changing...and reversing to a point that makes his presidency pointless just so we could see another huge set of twitter messages.

Or me having a sudden surge of twitter messages damning Trump for it..
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cawmaster5
05/15/18 9:58:58 PM
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post something very high security/confidential and watch twitter explode
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marthsheretoo
05/15/18 10:05:06 PM
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Apprehend my body before Trump can fuck up my personal life.

Then confess to a bunch of heinous shit on live TV. Try and implicate as many Republican politicians as I can.
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DracoSpire
05/15/18 10:07:13 PM
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I nuke the f*** out of North Korea right away.
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