Poll of the Day > I had to kick a homeless man out of the store today.

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keyblader1985 05/15/18 12:44:19 AM #1:	Not for any currently topical reasons though. We usually have two or three homeless people come through in the morning; they order a cup of coffee or something and sit around for an hour or so, then leave. Some of them don't smell great, but then there's this one guy who comes about twice a week, who smells worse than anyone I've ever seen combined. We always wondered what exactly made him smell so bad, and today we found out. He came in around 9, ordered a senior coffee, and eventually dozed off in his seat. After a while a customer mentioned that they saw a bug or something crawling on the floor, and when we examined further we saw that the homeless man was dropping maggots from his body. There were quite a lot of them too, and they were getting around so I had to sweep them up. I'm normally pretty nice to this guy, but I had to kick him out. You can't have fucking maggots in a restaurant, period. I woke him up, told him he couldn't be dropping bugs in the place, and tried to get him to leave - for about thirty minutes. The process was lengthened by my non-threatening personality, and the fact that the guy was not all there mentally. Not like mentally handicapped; more like his brain is just fried. I'm pretty sure he doesn't do drugs, so I don't know what's going on. In any case, you gotta be pretty fucked up in the head to live with maggots on you 24/7. --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:901361709] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>Not for any currently topical reasons though. We usually have two or three homeless people come through in the morning; they order a cup of coffee or something and sit around for an hour or so, then leave. Some of them don't smell great, but then there's this one guy who comes about twice a week, who smells worse than anyone I've ever seen combined. We always wondered what exactly made him smell so bad, and today we found out. He came in around 9, ordered a senior coffee, and eventually dozed off in his seat. After a while a customer mentioned that they saw a bug or something crawling on the floor, and when we examined further we saw that the homeless man was dropping maggots from his body. There were quite a lot of them too, and they were getting around so I had to sweep them up. I'm normally pretty nice to this guy, but I had to kick him out. You can't have fucking maggots in a restaurant, period. I woke him up, told him he couldn't be dropping bugs in the place, and tried to get him to leave - for about thirty minutes. The process was lengthened by my non-threatening personality, and the fact that the guy was not all there mentally. Not like mentally handicapped; more like his brain is just fried. I'm pretty sure he doesn't do drugs, so I don't know what's going on. In any case, you gotta be pretty fucked up in the head to live with maggots on you 24/7.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 05/15/18 12:45:48 AM #2:	you think you kicked out a homeless man, but it was beelzebub. good luck from here on out buddy, you shouldn't insult demon lords like this --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:901361762] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>you think you kicked out a homeless man, but it was beelzebub. good luck from here on out buddy, you shouldn't insult demon lords like this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 05/15/18 12:46:57 AM #3:	Where were the maggots coming from? His body? --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoLrFxUbgjw <cite>Yellow posted [p:901361804] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>Where were the maggots coming from? His body?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/15/18 12:50:47 AM #4:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRURlh5uOQw" data-time=" --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:901361958] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRURlh5uOQw" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 05/15/18 1:15:07 AM #5:	Reading the OP made my fucking skin crawl...thanks for that. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:901362753] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>Reading the OP made my fucking skin crawl...thanks for that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 05/15/18 1:53:55 AM #6:	LinkPizza posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRURlh5uOQw" data-time=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PLgM6IcvNA" data-time=" ~~I probably just made someone vomit with that thumbnail~~ --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoLrFxUbgjw <cite>Yellow posted [p:901363826] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRURlh5uOQw" data-time="</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PLgM6IcvNA" data-time=" I probably just made someone vomit with that thumbnail</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/15/18 2:04:27 AM #7:	Poor pup. But honestly, ~~the way that pop out like that seriously gives me goosebumps...~~ --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:901364102] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>Poor pup. But honestly, the way that pop out like that seriously gives me goosebumps...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 05/15/18 2:08:40 AM #8:	I would have called the cops, theyd help him get to a shelter where he could get some basic care --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:901364218] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>I would have called the cops, theyd help him get to a shelter where he could get some basic care</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Mario99 05/15/18 2:13:15 AM #9:	Lucky he wasn't black. --- The GameFAQs mods are terrible at their job. <cite>Metal_Mario99 posted [p:901364354] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>Lucky he wasn't black.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil69Leo 05/15/18 3:05:44 AM #11:	LinkPizza posted... Poor pup. But honestly, ~~the way that pop out like that seriously gives me goosebumps...~~ This. Didn't vomit just feel terrible for the poor thing. My god I can only imagine what it would be like for the little guy to have that. <cite>Lil69Leo posted [p:901365688] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>Poor pup. But honestly, the way that pop out like that seriously gives me goosebumps...</quote> This. Didn't vomit just feel terrible for the poor thing. My god I can only imagine what it would be like for the little guy to have that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 05/15/18 3:41:31 AM #12:	Metal_Mario99 posted... Lucky he wasn't black. So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoLrFxUbgjw <cite>Yellow posted [p:901366482] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote><cite>Metal_Mario99 posted...</cite> <quote>Lucky he wasn't black.</quote> So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 05/15/18 3:45:21 AM #13:	Lil69Leo posted... LinkPizza posted... Poor pup. But honestly, ~~the way that pop out like that seriously gives me goosebumps...~~ This. Didn't vomit just feel terrible for the poor thing. My god I can only imagine what it would be like for the little guy to have that. I watched five videos of worms being pulled out of dogs, then I watched a couple of maggots healing wounds. Maggots now have my respect, they clean wounds perfectly. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoLrFxUbgjw <cite>Yellow posted [p:901366569] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lil69Leo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>Poor pup. But honestly, the way that pop out like that seriously gives me goosebumps...</quote> This. Didn't vomit just feel terrible for the poor thing. My god I can only imagine what it would be like for the little guy to have that.</quote> I watched five videos of worms being pulled out of dogs, then I watched a couple of maggots healing wounds. Maggots now have my respect, they clean wounds perfectly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Mario99 05/15/18 4:19:55 AM #14:	Yellow posted... Metal_Mario99 posted... Lucky he wasn't black. So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks. No, you idiot, I was referencing the Starbucks thing. --- The GameFAQs mods are terrible at their job. <cite>Metal_Mario99 posted [p:901367174] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Metal_Mario99 posted...</cite> <quote>Lucky he wasn't black.</quote> So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks.</quote> No, you idiot, I was referencing the Starbucks thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GanglyKhan 05/15/18 6:32:46 AM #15:	Yellow posted... Metal_Mario99 posted... Lucky he wasn't black. So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks. It's like you seek out ways to be offended. <cite>GanglyKhan posted [p:901369315] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Metal_Mario99 posted...</cite> <quote>Lucky he wasn't black.</quote> So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks.</quote> It's like you seek out ways to be offended.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Locke90 05/15/18 6:36:14 AM #16:	sure it wasnt odin ? he tends to dress up as a vagrant. --- Friend code 3222-6836-6888 <cite>Locke90 posted [p:901369367] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>sure it wasnt odin ? he tends to dress up as a vagrant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HelIWithoutSin 05/15/18 6:47:46 AM #17:	GanglyKhan posted... Yellow posted... Metal_Mario99 posted... Lucky he wasn't black. So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks. It's like you seek out ways to be offended. He's right though. Metal Mario is a huge bigot. --- And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber <cite>HelIWithoutSin posted [p:901369614] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote><cite>GanglyKhan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Metal_Mario99 posted...</cite> <quote>Lucky he wasn't black.</quote> So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks.</quote> It's like you seek out ways to be offended.</quote> He's right though. Metal Mario is a huge bigot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 05/15/18 6:55:08 AM #18:	Yeah that dude has a history of overt bigotry on this board --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:901369768] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>Yeah that dude has a history of overt bigotry on this board</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GanglyKhan 05/15/18 6:59:35 AM #19:	HelIWithoutSin posted... GanglyKhan posted... Yellow posted... Metal_Mario99 posted... Lucky he wasn't black. So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks. It's like you seek out ways to be offended. He's right though. Metal Mario is a huge bigot. I honestly don't pay enough attention to people to know these things yet ahaha, I tend to address the post directly and not the person as a whole, but some things (like that) are an exception. <cite>GanglyKhan posted [p:901369874] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote><cite>HelIWithoutSin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GanglyKhan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Metal_Mario99 posted...</cite> <quote>Lucky he wasn't black.</quote> So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks.</quote> It's like you seek out ways to be offended.</quote> He's right though. Metal Mario is a huge bigot.</quote> I honestly don't pay enough attention to people to know these things yet ahaha, I tend to address the post directly and not the person as a whole, but some things (like that) are an exception.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
supergamer19 05/15/18 9:50:15 AM #20:	What if he's diabetic and parts of his body are turning black and rotting away? Dude may need some help... Of course, I'm just basing this off a single post. --- I love the Power Glove. It's so bad --- PSN & Wii U: BrunyBrunz Nintendo Switch: SW-7367-4887-2583 <cite>supergamer19 posted [p:901374694] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>What if he's diabetic and parts of his body are turning black and rotting away? Dude may need some help... Of course, I'm just basing this off a single post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 05/15/18 10:19:04 AM #21:	This is all making me want to puke. I've thought about it before, and if I ever become homeless in my old age, especially if I need urgent medical attention and am not getting it, I think I would just want to die. You can't say you're living anymore; you're just surviving. --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:901375777] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>This is all making me want to puke. I've thought about it before, and if I ever become homeless in my old age, especially if I need urgent medical attention and am not getting it, I think I would just want to die. You can't say you're living anymore; you're just surviving.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mastermix3000 05/15/18 10:50:55 AM #22:	Wow that would be too much for me but guy sounds like he needs help That mustve been quite the start to your day --- https://imgur.com/SJYOqAO <cite>mastermix3000 posted [p:901377130] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>Wow that would be too much for me but guy sounds like he needs help That mustve been quite the start to your day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Mario99 05/15/18 1:51:45 PM #23:	HelIWithoutSin posted... GanglyKhan posted... Yellow posted... Metal_Mario99 posted... Lucky he wasn't black. So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks. It's like you seek out ways to be offended. He's right though. Metal Mario is a huge bigot. No, I'm not. I'm just not a PC snowflake. --- The GameFAQs mods are terrible at their job. <cite>Metal_Mario99 posted [p:901386170] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote><cite>HelIWithoutSin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GanglyKhan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Metal_Mario99 posted...</cite> <quote>Lucky he wasn't black.</quote> So on top of Arabs, you're also racist towards blacks.</quote> It's like you seek out ways to be offended.</quote> He's right though. Metal Mario is a huge bigot.</quote> No, I'm not. I'm just not a PC snowflake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 05/15/18 1:54:23 PM #24:	keyblader1985 posted... This is all making me want to puke. I've thought about it before, and if I ever become homeless in my old age, especially if I need urgent medical attention and am not getting it, I think I would just want to die. You can't say you're living anymore; you're just surviving. Prison is a great option they get free healthcare and meals, thats my retirement plan anyways America --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:901386347] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote><cite>keyblader1985 posted...</cite> <quote>This is all making me want to puke. I've thought about it before, and if I ever become homeless in my old age, especially if I need urgent medical attention and am not getting it, I think I would just want to die. You can't say you're living anymore; you're just surviving.</quote> Prison is a great option they get free healthcare and meals, thats my retirement plan anyways America</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 05/15/18 9:46:59 PM #25:	Poor old man. That's really gross though. --- I'm a chick <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:901412874] in I had to k... [t:76608688]...</cite> <quote>Poor old man. That's really gross though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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