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Nuffinz0rz
05/13/18 6:57:50 PM
#1:


The building is burning. You have your own kid in one arm, and only have space in your other arm for your dog or someone else's toddler. Building collapses before you can run back in. - Results (18 votes)
Your dog.
55.56% (10 votes)
10
Someone else's toddler.
44.44% (8 votes)
8
For the purposes of this scenario, the dog passed out from the smoke and cannot run out beside you.

For the purposes of this scenario, the parents of the toddler have passed out from the smoke.

For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both.

What do you choose?
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Darkrobotisback
05/13/18 6:58:26 PM
#2:


My hentai collection
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Big_Nabendu
05/13/18 6:58:30 PM
#3:


The kid
Hopefully the mom is hot
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Offworlder1
05/13/18 6:59:24 PM
#4:


Save my dog of course, its only logical to save your family members.
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RetsuZaiZen
05/13/18 6:59:31 PM
#5:


.... the kid
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JTilly
05/13/18 7:00:04 PM
#6:


...sorry doggo :(
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LinksLiege
05/13/18 7:02:09 PM
#7:


Dog. Always dog.

Big_Nabendu posted...
Hopefully the mom is hot

In a burning building, it's pretty likely.
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Vita_Aeterna
05/13/18 7:04:50 PM
#8:


Saving a toddler will instill the principle of human altruism on him when he grows older. I will make a much greater impact on society by saving a toddler than a dog. If the dog dies, it will be just me who mourns him. If a toddler dies, its parent and grandparents and others will mourn the toddler's loss.
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garan
05/13/18 7:05:16 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
The kid
Hopefully the mom is hot


Nahhh man, console her after her loss. Then help her make a new kid.
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Offworlder1
05/13/18 7:07:59 PM
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I see so many people here who do not value a family member, how sad.
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Big_Nabendu
05/13/18 8:52:59 PM
#11:


garan posted...
Big_Nabendu posted...
The kid
Hopefully the mom is hot


Nahhh man, console her after her loss. Then help her make a new kid.


This guy gets it
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Nikra
05/13/18 9:08:40 PM
#12:


Humans always comes before damn dogs.
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A_Good_Boy
05/13/18 9:09:10 PM
#13:


If the parents also passed out then they'd be dead once I escape too. I don't want to leave the kid as an orphan, so I'll take my dog and my kid.
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Fin_Dawg_004
05/13/18 9:09:53 PM
#14:


im not a psycho so the HUMAN BEAN
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Spidey5
05/13/18 9:10:28 PM
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catboy0_0
05/13/18 9:11:43 PM
#16:


I'd just save myself
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-Unowninator-
05/13/18 9:12:38 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
Dog. Always dog.

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Distant_Rainbow
05/13/18 9:13:52 PM
#18:


Realistically, neither. With my own kid in my arms I'd be panicking and thus blind to anyone and anything else besides escaping ASAP, bar another kid of mine.

If I still somehow magically have a choice, probably the toddler just because it'd be bawling from the heat and thus I'd notice it. There's no way I'd notice my dog if it's passed out.

garan posted...
Big_Nabendu posted...
The kid
Hopefully the mom is hot


Nahhh man, console her after her loss. Then help her make a new kid.


You do realize the kid's parents are going to be dead don't you
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SSJCAT
05/13/18 9:14:02 PM
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I dunno you, baby! Doggo ranks above your little soul
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TheCyborgNinja
05/13/18 9:14:22 PM
#20:


Why is neither never an option? Or other? I'd save my parrots.
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chill02
05/13/18 9:15:33 PM
#21:


kid
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Fin_Dawg_004
05/13/18 9:16:02 PM
#22:


the mental gymnastics to justify allowing a baby to burn to death
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omega cookie
05/13/18 9:17:22 PM
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Surprise twist! I set the fire after I caught the dog cheating on me with the toddler! Burn you fuckers!

This topic gets made every few days, you don't get serious answers when you just want to stir shit up.
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Complete_Idi0t
05/13/18 9:20:42 PM
#24:


I get to save a dog and there's one less toddler screaming in the movie theater? What's the downside?
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garan
05/13/18 9:31:18 PM
#25:


Distant_Rainbow posted...
garan posted...
Big_Nabendu posted...
The kid
Hopefully the mom is hot


Nahhh man, console her after her loss. Then help her make a new kid.


You do realize the kid's parents are going to be dead don't you


The mom made it out safely while her husband tried to save the child. She was supposed to save the dog, but was always more of a cat person, so...

It is my duty as a gentleman to console the grieving widow.
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Nuffinz0rz
05/14/18 1:29:37 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
I get to save a dog and there's one less toddler screaming in the movie theater? What's the downside?

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slimfizzle2
05/14/18 1:34:30 PM
#27:


I save my Ming vase
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Nuffinz0rz
05/15/18 2:05:40 PM
#28:


pretty split vote here, dog winning by 5
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Offworlder1
05/15/18 2:07:13 PM
#29:


Come on people, that dog life matters and is a family member, family over strangers.
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chetmanly
05/15/18 2:08:41 PM
#30:


throw my kid back and say i couldn't save any

and start my new life fresh, like the phoenix
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Panthera
05/15/18 2:09:10 PM
#31:


I don't have a kid in the first place to occupy my attention, so clearly the smoke must be getting to me. My actions aren't necessarily going to make sense, so I'll probably end up saving the coffee table instead.
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Cal12
05/15/18 2:10:56 PM
#32:


At least you waited longer to repost this topic. Still my dog. Still dont understand why you cant save both since my dog obeys recall.
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Nuffinz0rz
05/15/18 2:33:47 PM
#33:


Panthera posted...
I don't have a kid in the first place to occupy my attention

Cal12 posted...
till dont understand why you cant save both since my dog obeys recall

Nuffinz0rz posted...
For the purposes of this scenario, the dog passed out from the smoke and cannot run out beside you.

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Mistere Man
05/15/18 2:40:18 PM
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Let me get this straight my building is burning right? I live at home so my home is burning, now somehow strangers with a baby have entered my home and have passed out from the fire that they most likely set as why else are they in my house? So I save my dog, and let the soon to be dead pyromaniacs child die with its criminal parents that broke into my home, and most likely set it ablaze in some weird suicide pact.
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Cal12
05/15/18 3:32:26 PM
#35:


Why would my dog have passed out but not me? They are way lower to the ground. Secondly, why in the process of saving myself and my dog do I encounter some random toddler?
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Nuffinz0rz
05/15/18 4:17:00 PM
#36:


Cal12 posted...
Why would my dog have passed out but not me? They are way lower to the ground.

Nuffinz0rz posted...
For the purposes of this scenario

Cal12 posted...
Secondly, why in the process of saving myself and my dog do I encounter some random toddler?

Idk you're running out the hallway and you hear crying or some shit
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Offworlder1
05/15/18 5:20:19 PM
#37:


@Cal12

I think it best to just save your family members and keep going for your sanitys sake.
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UnfairRepresent
05/15/18 5:21:33 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
I save my Ming vase

lol
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gguirao
05/16/18 1:00:02 AM
#39:


Toddler.
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