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Philoktetes
05/13/18 6:41:50 AM
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how much does it pay? are there benefits? oh, and i'll need every friday off
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008Zulu
05/13/18 6:48:55 AM
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The pay: Life experience.
Benefits: Learning how electricity works, and why you shouldn't stick your dong in the socket.
Friday's off: You will have to discuss that with your Union.
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clearaflagrantj
05/13/18 6:50:22 AM
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A millennial would stick the light into the socket and wait for the world to revolve around him
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GOOMFalse
05/13/18 6:51:39 AM
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They'll let you know after looking up a youtube video to see how
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LIsJustice
05/13/18 6:53:16 AM
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Theyll complain about how electricity is killing the environment.
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Marmitecashews
05/13/18 7:06:48 AM
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One.
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DarkTransient
05/13/18 7:09:32 AM
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One, but afterwards thousands of them will complain about how having to change the lightbulb is oppressive.
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pinky0926
05/13/18 7:16:41 AM
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Remember guys, millennials are careless and dumb and don't think things through. They also ask critically important questions about who they're working for because it's the smart and careful thing to do.

Trust me this isn't a contradiction, because avocado toast
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wackyteen
05/13/18 7:25:02 AM
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008Zulu posted...
The pay: Life experience.
Benefits: Learning how electricity works, and why you shouldn't stick your dong in the socket.
Friday's off: You will have to discuss that with your Union.

Jokes on you they'd never speak to you if you were part of a union
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Slip-N-Slide
05/13/18 7:27:06 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
A millennial would stick the light into the socket and wait for the world to revolve around him

"Him?" Did you just assume their gender?
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Romulox28
05/13/18 7:39:18 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
A millennial would stick the light into the socket and wait for the world to revolve around him

Lol
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