Current Events > I buy tampons when a cute guy's at the register.

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Kitt
05/08/18 9:20:14 AM
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Dudes gotta know I be fertile.
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Coffeebeanz
05/08/18 9:24:30 AM
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I guess you need some way to convince them you're not pregnant.
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eston
05/08/18 9:25:36 AM
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Guy_Fieri
05/08/18 9:26:27 AM
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Me too
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Caution999
05/08/18 9:26:43 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
I guess you need some way to convince them you're not pregnant.


that was rude. apologize.
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solosnake
05/08/18 9:27:40 AM
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Thats hot.

Ever pick up any guys doing this?
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Kitt
05/08/18 9:28:19 AM
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Caution999 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I guess you need some way to convince them you're not pregnant.


that was rude. apologize.

It honestly didn't register to me until I read your post and read it again lol
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Naysaspace
05/08/18 9:29:35 AM
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Caution999 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I guess you need some way to convince them you're not pregnant.


that was rude. apologize.

Found the white knight
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UsernamesRlame
05/08/18 9:30:38 AM
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Reminds when a friend bet me that I wouldnt ask the cute girl at the pharmacy counter in CVS if they carried extra small condoms.

I did it and the smirk she tried to hide was cute as hell. She said she wasnt sure but all the condoms are over there (she pointed).
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Caution999
05/08/18 9:30:55 AM
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lmfao I was waiting to see who would post that. I actually LOL'd at the comment.
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lasergun
05/08/18 9:34:56 AM
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Naysaspace posted...
Caution999 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I guess you need some way to convince them you're not pregnant.


that was rude. apologize.

Found the white knight


He's definitely has his moments, but he's right in this case. Coffee gets really hot and bothered by other CE girls. Even when they aren't really CE girls pewpew.
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I_Stay_Noided
05/08/18 9:35:57 AM
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Go to the register with donuts, donut holes, and superglue
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WhatHappened
05/08/18 9:43:11 AM
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I buy condoms when a cute girl is at the register.
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Dyinglegacy
05/08/18 9:47:21 AM
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WhatHappened posted...
I buy condoms when a cute girl is at the register.


Are they magnum XL? Gotta be magnum XL.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/08/18 9:50:38 AM
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When I was a bagboy wayyy back when (in the long long ago, in the before time), occasionally I'd get girls who I knew from school in my line shopping (usually with their moms, like weekly grocery stuff), and I could always tell if the tampons were for them or their mom. The moms wouldn't give a shit, the girls would be blushing or very determindely not looking in my direction (even if they were girls I knew/were friendly with normally).

I don't get why people -- men or women -- are so squeamish about it.
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SuperExcitebike
05/08/18 11:58:46 AM
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eston posted...
Me too

Guy_Fieri posted...
Me too


#metoo
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fan357
05/08/18 12:18:26 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
I guess you need some way to convince them you're not pregnant.

Lmao
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KingCrabCake
05/08/18 12:20:34 PM
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This happens
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Kitt
05/08/18 7:34:02 PM
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KingCrabCake posted...
This happens

It happens
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MutantJohn
05/08/18 7:55:13 PM
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I don't know if there's a strong correlation between menstruation and actual fertility... We may need to research this.
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