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NeonOctopus 05/06/18 8:28:53 PM #1:	It basically doubles the calories and fat of the salad when you put dressing on >_> Just fuck that shit raw, dawg! No dressing! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:900911408] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>It basically doubles the calories and fat of the salad when you put dressing on >_> Just fuck that shit raw, dawg! No dressing!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 05/06/18 8:29:42 PM #2:	Put mandarin oranges on top. The juice basically acts as a dressing plus you get to eat mandarin oranges. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:900911460] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>Put mandarin oranges on top. The juice basically acts as a dressing plus you get to eat mandarin oranges.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 05/06/18 8:29:59 PM #3:	No it doesn't, only if you cover it in blue cheese dressing or some shit Salad dressing can actually aid in vitamin absorption <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:900911473] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>No it doesn't, only if you cover it in blue cheese dressing or some shit Salad dressing can actually aid in vitamin absorption</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RickyTheBAWSE 05/06/18 8:30:24 PM #4:	might as well stick with the cheap version of basalmic vinegar --- Never let those intent on misunderstanding you be the narrator to YOUR story! Context? Context!? CONTEXT!!! <cite>RickyTheBAWSE posted [p:900911492] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>might as well stick with the cheap version of basalmic vinegar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 05/06/18 8:31:12 PM #5:	Depends on which kind you put on and how much. --- http://i.imgur.com/jWVrg9U.gif http://i.imgur.com/g2efUtT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5dOwhaP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LVdqu8J.gif Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:900911537] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>Depends on which kind you put on and how much.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sad_Face 05/06/18 8:31:34 PM #6:	If I make a salad at home, it's balsamic vinegar and oil. You don't need more than a cap full of each for a decent amount of dressing. --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif <cite>Sad_Face posted [p:900911559] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>If I make a salad at home, it's balsamic vinegar and oil. You don't need more than a cap full of each for a decent amount of dressing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe_stalin518 05/06/18 8:32:46 PM #7:	How's thousand island? --- how does super mario world work without updates? Relax I know what I'm doing,I been killing topics since 1987 <cite>joe_stalin518 posted [p:900911632] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>How's thousand island?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GrAyFoX312k 05/06/18 8:33:27 PM #8:	No rip man salad dressing? I do agree fresh raw veggies are delicious. If you really want to go low fat extra virgin olive oil base dressings are pretty good --- "A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal!" -Grayfox XBL/PSN : GrayFox312k 3DS: 1907-9227-8659 <cite>GrAyFoX312k posted [p:900911669] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>No rip man salad dressing? I do agree fresh raw veggies are delicious. If you really want to go low fat extra virgin olive oil base dressings are pretty good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/06/18 8:33:29 PM #9:	TC thinks dressing doubles the fat and calories of a salad. Try quintuples maybe. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:900911671] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>TC thinks dressing doubles the fat and calories of a salad. Try quintuples maybe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 05/06/18 8:35:42 PM #10:	it's not like there is any nutritional value to iceberg lettuce anyway --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:900911799] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>it's not like there is any nutritional value to iceberg lettuce anyway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 05/06/18 8:37:29 PM #12:	Romulox28 posted... it's not like there is any nutritional value to iceberg lettuce anyway Greener lettuce is definitely better. I heard iceberg lettuce has nothing going on >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:900911901] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>it's not like there is any nutritional value to iceberg lettuce anyway</quote> Greener lettuce is definitely better. I heard iceberg lettuce has nothing going on >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
more_cow_bell 05/06/18 8:41:46 PM #13:	GrAyFoX312k posted... No rip man salad dressing? rip man salad dressing shot up to 99 hidden valleys. but no, he has a comma. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/Qj07xH0I1AaZy/giphy.gif http://i.imgur.com/0O95M.gif http://i.imgur.com/IV8gR2Z.gif <cite>more_cow_bell posted [p:900912138] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote><cite>GrAyFoX312k posted...</cite> <quote>No rip man salad dressing?</quote> rip man salad dressing shot up to 99 hidden valleys. but no, he has a comma.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kavatar 05/06/18 8:43:18 PM #15:	Salad without dressing tastes like shit though. --- The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. <cite>Kavatar posted [p:900912233] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>Salad without dressing tastes like shit though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeneralKenobi85 05/06/18 8:47:35 PM #16:	I prefer salad without dressing anyway. Only time I use dressing is at restaurants because it's simpler that way. And even then I only ask for balsamic vinegar/vinaigrette. --- Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> <cite>GeneralKenobi85 posted [p:900912474] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>I prefer salad without dressing anyway. Only time I use dressing is at restaurants because it's simpler that way. And even then I only ask for balsamic vinegar/vinaigrette.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 05/06/18 8:50:00 PM #17:	NeonOctopus posted... Romulox28 posted... it's not like there is any nutritional value to iceberg lettuce anyway Greener lettuce is definitely better. I heard iceberg lettuce has nothing going on >_> spinach is the way to go. it's better than lettuce in every possible way --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:900912621] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>it's not like there is any nutritional value to iceberg lettuce anyway</quote> Greener lettuce is definitely better. I heard iceberg lettuce has nothing going on >_></quote> spinach is the way to go. it's better than lettuce in every possible way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 05/06/18 8:50:14 PM #18:	Isn't balsamic/vinaigrette mostly fine? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (1-3): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:900912642] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>Isn't balsamic/vinaigrette mostly fine?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
juicebox4 05/06/18 8:51:36 PM #19:	I actually eat dry salads almost exclusively when I have one. throw in sliced chicken, maybe some small chunks of cheese, and thin nacho crisps for crunch. as long as you get all of that in each bite, it's pretty damned decent. --- Ding dong, bing bong GABBA GABBA HEY <cite>juicebox4 posted [p:900912754] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>I actually eat dry salads almost exclusively when I have one. throw in sliced chicken, maybe some small chunks of cheese, and thin nacho crisps for crunch. as long as you get all of that in each bite, it's pretty damned decent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
do_ob_tpkillr 05/06/18 8:53:51 PM #20:	Kavatar posted... Salad without dressing tastes like shit though. <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted [p:900912897] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kavatar posted...</cite> <quote>Salad without dressing tastes like shit though.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 05/06/18 8:54:38 PM #21:	Kavatar posted... Salad without dressing tastes like shit though. --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:900912945] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kavatar posted...</cite> <quote>Salad without dressing tastes like shit though.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 05/06/18 8:54:44 PM #22:	I'm kinda disappointed in experimental science in that we don't have a nutritious head of iceberg lettuce yet. super cheap <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:900912948] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>I'm kinda disappointed in experimental science in that we don't have a nutritious head of iceberg lettuce yet. super cheap</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/07/18 8:32:28 AM #23:	GrAyFoX312k posted... No rip man salad dressing? I do agree fresh raw veggies are delicious. If you really want to go low fat extra virgin olive oil base dressings are pretty good Doesn't work so well when there's a comma tbh. Kavatar posted... Salad without dressing tastes like shit though. You can make a good salad but you pretty much have to do it yourself. Gotta add in cucumbers, nuts, fruit, all that good stuff, and leave out nasty crap like tomatoes. A lot of people understand that bacon bits and croutons are a necessity but almost nobody seems to go for the rest of the good stuff. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:900933812] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote><cite>GrAyFoX312k posted...</cite> <quote>No rip man salad dressing? I do agree fresh raw veggies are delicious. If you really want to go low fat extra virgin olive oil base dressings are pretty good</quote> Doesn't work so well when there's a comma tbh. <cite>Kavatar posted...</cite> <quote>Salad without dressing tastes like shit though.</quote> You can make a good salad but you pretty much have to do it yourself. Gotta add in cucumbers, nuts, fruit, all that good stuff, and leave out nasty crap like tomatoes. A lot of people understand that bacon bits and croutons are a necessity but almost nobody seems to go for the rest of the good stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 05/07/18 8:35:25 AM #24:	Kavatar posted... Salad without dressing tastes like shit though. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:900933882] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kavatar posted...</cite> <quote>Salad without dressing tastes like shit though.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 05/07/18 8:44:53 AM #25:	Imagine eating a salad without dressing like a common farm animal --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:900934122] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>Imagine eating a salad without dressing like a common farm animal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 05/07/18 8:47:31 AM #26:	Guy_Fieri posted... Imagine eating a salad without dressing like a common farm animal everyone needs a bit of pig in their salad --- http://i.imgur.com/us5qLQb.jpg http://beta.last.fm/user/Jay92Jay <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:900934189] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guy_Fieri posted...</cite> <quote>Imagine eating a salad without dressing like a common farm animal</quote> everyone needs a bit of pig in their salad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sad_Face 05/07/18 10:00:56 AM #27:	DevsBro posted... You can make a good salad but you pretty much have to do it yourself. Gotta add in cucumbers, nuts, fruit, all that good stuff, and leave out nasty crap like tomatoes. A lot of people understand that bacon bits and croutons are a necessity but almost nobody seems to go for the rest of the good stuff. Sun dry them, that's when they explode with flavor. --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif <cite>Sad_Face posted [p:900936500] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>You can make a good salad but you pretty much have to do it yourself. Gotta add in cucumbers, nuts, fruit, all that good stuff, and leave out nasty crap like tomatoes. A lot of people understand that bacon bits and croutons are a necessity but almost nobody seems to go for the rest of the good stuff.</quote> Sun dry them, that's when they explode with flavor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orcus_snake 05/07/18 10:17:34 AM #28:	who the fuck puts dressing on salads? --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" <cite>orcus_snake posted [p:900937149] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>who the fuck puts dressing on salads?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foreveraIone 05/07/18 10:18:47 AM #29:	fatties gonna fat --- https://i.imgur.com/aVTScxQ.jpg Always. Edgy. <cite>foreveraIone posted [p:900937193] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>fatties gonna fat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pikachupwnage 05/07/18 11:15:24 AM #31:	R.I.P Man Sala... Sees the , Dammit. --- https://i.imgur.com/cfZmEFd.gif Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:900939454] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>R.I.P Man Sala... Sees the , Dammit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/07/18 11:38:15 AM #32:	Kavatar posted... Salad without dressing tastes like shit though. it isn't so much the taste as it is the dryness I prefer Italian myself --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:900940344] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kavatar posted...</cite> <quote>Salad without dressing tastes like shit though.</quote> it isn't so much the taste as it is the dryness I prefer Italian myself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 05/07/18 11:39:15 AM #33:	If your salad dressing is opaque, it's probably bad for you somehow. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:900940395] in Man, salad... [t:76584572]...</cite> <quote>If your salad dressing is opaque, it's probably bad for you somehow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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