Current Events > If you were kidnapped by aliens and dumped on a planet...

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...with other humans, what survival skill could you contribute?

I know how to knit, so with a couple of sticks and some sort of thread, I could at least make blankets. That's about it. And I'd likely have to do it blind because how long would my glasses last before getting lost or broken? But knitting can be done blind, so that's my contribution.

How about you?
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I don't think I'd last a full day without losing all sanity.

Literally nothing of value
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100% know that I would be granted the leader in no time like Jack Shepard and people will be looking up to me. I know how to get my way around and will easily get everyone on my level for the best survival.
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As a fire enthusiast (of sorts), I can start a raging inferno with almost no supplies. I am certain this will come in handy.
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As a survivalist expert in every field of combat, aliens will prove to be little to no threat to me.
I'll simply retaliate before they they have the chance to kill me.
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Is there youtube on the planet? I am helpless without youtube. btw I save hundreds of dollars when I fixed my car, thanks to youtube.

I can help keep stress levels down with the other people by talking to them and giving advice.

I also make great jokes, and am great at planning and strategizing. If nothing else, I have pretty good upper body strength, so helping to move large or heavy things I can do.

I also can grow simple edible plants, like garden plants, which will help with food supplies.
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Financial and resource management.
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I've got a long weenier that all the bbygurls who are of legal age could suckle
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I know the basics of Jiu Jitsu so I could be the fighter.
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Irrigation.
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I go off on my own and watch from a distance as the group inevitably implodes, then I move in to take their remaining supplies. My contribution will be as a historian who records their sordid tale of human greed and violence.
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