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Manocheese 05/01/18 9:36:12 PM #1:	http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/01/florida-man-splashes-water-at-manatees-lands-in-jail.html A Florida fisherman learned a valuable lesson last week: Don't mess with a manatee. Luis Tornas Perez, 49, was fishing on Long Key near mile marker 55 when he came across a group of about 16 manatees who were mating. Instead of leaving them alone, as required by state law, however, Tornas Perez reportedly splashed water at them, the Miami Herald reported. Tornas Perez was arrested and charged with a second-degree misdemeanor. He was jailed at Plantation Key Jail. --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:900650377] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/01/florida-man-splashes-water-at-manatees-lands-in-jail.html <quote>A Florida fisherman learned a valuable lesson last week: Don't mess with a manatee. Luis Tornas Perez, 49, was fishing on Long Key near mile marker 55 when he came across a group of about 16 manatees who were mating. Instead of leaving them alone, as required by state law, however, Tornas Perez reportedly splashed water at them, the Miami Herald reported. Tornas Perez was arrested and charged with a second-degree misdemeanor. He was jailed at Plantation Key Jail.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YukihoHagiwara 05/01/18 9:37:02 PM #2:	rip man jailed --- 7Dd_jr_dF0Y <cite>YukihoHagiwara posted [p:900650421] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>rip man jailed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ErrorCrX 05/01/18 9:37:29 PM #3:	I get interrupting wildlife is bad and all, but who actually gives a fuck in this situation? --- Stay in drugs don't do school <cite>ErrorCrX posted [p:900650440] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>I get interrupting wildlife is bad and all, but who actually gives a fuck in this situation?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
randyrandleman 05/01/18 9:37:35 PM #4:	Manatee orgy? <cite>randyrandleman posted [p:900650446] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>Manatee orgy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 05/01/18 9:37:40 PM #5:	he was just trying to get the female manatees wet --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:900650453] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>he was just trying to get the female manatees wet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 05/01/18 9:38:05 PM #6:	YukihoHagiwara posted... rip man jailed LMAO --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:900650470] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>YukihoHagiwara posted...</cite> <quote>rip man jailed</quote> LMAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_____Cait 05/01/18 9:38:40 PM #7:	Pretty sure it was for messing with mating of endangered animals. But i like the topic title so --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 <cite>_____Cait posted [p:900650496] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure it was for messing with mating of endangered animals. But i like the topic title so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 05/01/18 9:39:19 PM #8:	Alternate headline: man jailed for making manatees wet during wild orgy --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:900650519] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>Alternate headline: man jailed for making manatees wet during wild orgy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snack 05/01/18 9:40:34 PM #9:	is he a christian or something? cant take seeing animals fuck? <cite>Snack posted [p:900650588] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>is he a christian or something? cant take seeing animals fuck?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 05/01/18 9:40:50 PM #10:	ErrorCrX posted... who actually gives a fuck in this situation? The manatees are trying to give a fuck but the fuck keeps fucking with the fucking fucking manatees --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:900650598] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>ErrorCrX posted...</cite> <quote> who actually gives a fuck in this situation?</quote> The manatees are trying to give a fuck but the fuck keeps fucking with the fucking fucking manatees</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 05/01/18 9:41:37 PM #11:	fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:900650641] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodychess 05/01/18 9:43:33 PM #12:	Snack posted... is he a christian or something? cant take seeing animals fuck? You actually felt compelled to log into an alt just to say this --- To err is human To arr is pirate <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:900650747] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>Snack posted...</cite> <quote>is he a christian or something? cant take seeing animals fuck?</quote> You actually felt compelled to log into an alt just to say this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 05/01/18 9:55:42 PM #13:	eggcorn posted... fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating. so am I missing the joke or... --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:900651405] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote>fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating.</quote> so am I missing the joke or...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 05/01/18 10:30:25 PM #15:	Weezy_Tha_Don posted... eggcorn posted... fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating. so am I missing the joke or... Nah I fucked up. I was thinking Florida but also thinking I live in cali and still know about that law. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:900653262] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote>fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating.</quote> so am I missing the joke or...</quote> Nah I fucked up. I was thinking Florida but also thinking I live in cali and still know about that law.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 05/01/18 10:30:57 PM #16:	Ridiculous <cite>PBusted posted [p:900653300] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>Ridiculous</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 05/01/18 10:31:01 PM #17:	Arrested for being a cock blocker. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:900653306] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>Arrested for being a cock blocker.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snack 05/01/18 10:32:11 PM #18:	Bloodychess posted... Snack posted... is he a christian or something? cant take seeing animals fuck? You actually felt compelled to log into an alt just to say this ?? what kind of ridiculousness is this <cite>Snack posted [p:900653384] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bloodychess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Snack posted...</cite> <quote>is he a christian or something? cant take seeing animals fuck?</quote> You actually felt compelled to log into an alt just to say this</quote> ?? what kind of ridiculousness is this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 05/01/18 10:53:12 PM #19:	eggcorn posted... Weezy_Tha_Don posted... eggcorn posted... fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating. so am I missing the joke or... Nah I fucked up. I was thinking Florida but also thinking I live in cali and still know about that law. that's how I read your post the first time >_> --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:900654617] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote>fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating.</quote> so am I missing the joke or...</quote> Nah I fucked up. I was thinking Florida but also thinking I live in cali and still know about that law.</quote> that's how I read your post the first time >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 05/01/18 11:17:48 PM #22:	thronedfire2 posted... eggcorn posted... Weezy_Tha_Don posted... eggcorn posted... fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating. so am I missing the joke or... Nah I fucked up. I was thinking Florida but also thinking I live in cali and still know about that law. that's how I read your post the first time >_> haha god bless deductive reasoning. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:900655969] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote>fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating.</quote> so am I missing the joke or...</quote> Nah I fucked up. I was thinking Florida but also thinking I live in cali and still know about that law.</quote> that's how I read your post the first time >_></quote> haha god bless deductive reasoning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 05/01/18 11:18:23 PM #23:	Fair, next --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:900655994] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>Fair, next</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 05/01/18 11:19:19 PM #24:	eggcorn posted... thronedfire2 posted... eggcorn posted... Weezy_Tha_Don posted... eggcorn posted... fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating. so am I missing the joke or... Nah I fucked up. I was thinking Florida but also thinking I live in cali and still know about that law. that's how I read your post the first time >_> haha god bless deductive reasoning. #14 is my deleted post questioning his reading comprehension after I reread it --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:900656045] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote>fair next I don't even live in California and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt an endangered species during mating.</quote> so am I missing the joke or...</quote> Nah I fucked up. I was thinking Florida but also thinking I live in cali and still know about that law.</quote> that's how I read your post the first time >_></quote> haha god bless deductive reasoning.</quote> #14 is my deleted post questioning his reading comprehension after I reread it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 05/01/18 11:21:29 PM #25:	Fair, don't be messing with an dude trying to get his nut going. Such rudeness. <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:900656132] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>Fair, don't be messing with an dude trying to get his nut going. Such rudeness.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 05/01/18 11:24:56 PM #26:	Manocheese posted... YukihoHagiwara posted... rip man jailed LMAO <cite>smoliske posted [p:900656303] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote><cite>YukihoHagiwara posted...</cite> <quote>rip man jailed</quote> LMAO</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 05/04/18 5:02:23 AM #27:	Ridiculous <cite>PBusted posted [p:900776753] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>Ridiculous</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/04/18 5:07:50 AM #28:	Fair next --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:900776857] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>Fair next</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 05/04/18 6:27:54 AM #29:	eggcorn posted... fair next I don't even live in Florida and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt any species during mating. --- Xbox GT: l0rdg0ld666 \| 3DS FC: 1848-2391-0198 [LXGC] - Lethal Xbox Gaming crew <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:900778401] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote>fair next I don't even live in Florida and know about that law. And you have to be a special kind of asshole to interrupt any species during mating.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lathissamus 05/04/18 6:31:04 AM #30:	What a criminal. --- http://i.imgur.com/olOXz6h.jpg https://i.imgur.com/kaFczn3.gif <cite>Lathissamus posted [p:900778465] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>What a criminal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 05/06/18 12:45:07 AM #31:	Death penalty <cite>PBusted posted [p:900872626] in Man jailed... [t:76570935]...</cite> <quote>Death penalty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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