Current Events > Stardew Valley is kinda fun but man the waifus are trash >_>

(+) Yeah! (+)

That's like a core pillar missing from that game >_>
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excuse you

abigail, penny, and leah are great
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I stopped playing because of the forced resting time. Annoyed me. Wish it was more like Minecraft where I can just bring a bed with me.
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I mean, if you happen to personally not like any of them, and are on pc, there's solutions.

If you just dislike their appearance, there's alternate ones online.

There's also mods that turn all the guys into girls for double the options.
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Don't you talk smack about my Penny!

Caution999 posted...

I stopped playing because of the forced resting time. Annoyed me. Wish it was more like Minecraft where I can just bring a bed with me.

Did you play long enough to unlock the minecart? That significantly cuts down the time it takes to get back home.
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But Haley is a good waifu.
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you gotta mod that shit, bruh.

Goats posted...

Doesn't it have multiplayer now?

Yep, beta. Only the Steam version, I think
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Caution999 posted...

I stopped playing because of the forced resting time. Annoyed me. Wish it was more like Minecraft where I can just bring a bed with me.

that's what mods are for
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Penny best girl
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And make the game that easy to be even easier?
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Yeah the villagers are the low point of that game.
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Caution999 posted...

I stopped playing because of the forced resting time. Annoyed me. Wish it was more like Minecraft where I can just bring a bed with me.

why would a dev copy harvest moon 1:0.9999999999~ and not copy the forced bedtime/passing out
have you never played harvest moon before
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After the divorce, the spouse will move back to their old residence, and will have negative interactions with the player, citing the failure of their marriage. They will also not accept any gifts from the player. Any children from the marriage will stay at the farmhouse.

Players can visit the Witch's Hut in late game where they'll find a shrine which can erase their ex-spouse's memory. This costs Gold.png30,000g, and after being done, the ex will have no memory of the previous marriage, allowing players to even date and remarry them if they choose. Using a memory wipe will make it appear as though the marriage never happened.

Children from marriage can also be 'turned into doves' at the Witch's Hut in exchange for Prismatic Shards. This is a way to remove unwanted children using dark magic.

If you are expecting a child and you divorce your spouse the child will not be born/delivered.

lmao wut. That's crazy stuff right there >_> I haven't played the game since it launched last year.
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Abagail is a fake gamer girl

Emily has sjw hair

Haley is a slut

Penny is literally a peasant

Maru is a whale

Leah is a stoner hippie



That being said, Abagail and Emily are probably the best ones but still eh >_>
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Yeah, the game isn't playable on anything except for PC where you can mod the character portraits. The character art looks like tumblr art.
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NeonOctopus posted...

After the divorce, the spouse will move back to their old residence, and will have negative interactions with the player, citing the failure of their marriage. They will also not accept any gifts from the player. Any children from the marriage will stay at the farmhouse.

Players can visit the Witch's Hut in late game where they'll find a shrine which can erase their ex-spouse's memory. This costs Gold.png30,000g, and after being done, the ex will have no memory of the previous marriage, allowing players to even date and remarry them if they choose. Using a memory wipe will make it appear as though the marriage never happened.

Children from marriage can also be 'turned into doves' at the Witch's Hut in exchange for Prismatic Shards. This is a way to remove unwanted children using dark magic.

If you are expecting a child and you divorce your spouse the child will not be born/delivered.

Holy shit....
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Spidey5 posted...

Yeah, the game isn't playable on anything except for PC where you can mod the character portraits. The character art looks like tumblr art.

Hey man the game is great, you can totally ignore the shitty villagers too.
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how

the fuck

dare you
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NeonOctopus posted...

Penny is literally a peasant

And the main character is literally a farmer.

He's a peasant that happened to have a farm left to him.
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All the guys are straight up butt ugly

Agreed. Rune Factory did waifus best out of all farming rpgs
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CruelBuffalo posted...

All the guys are straight up butt ugly

The mustache guy looks creepy.

Would dickride Elliot tho >_>
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MarqueeSeries posted...

Agreed. Rune Factory did waifus best out of all farming rpgs

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I will NEVER understand how people are like "X is the best girl" or "All the girls but one are bad".

Why can't people say "My favorite girl is X." or "I really only like X"

Can't we be respectful that different people view characters differently, and have different feelings about them?

I really don't get it. And I don't even buy into the whole waifu thing. But the need to fight over who's best when they're all good in their own different ways just seems absurd to me. Now, if there were any who were universally disliked, that'd be another matter. But to my knowledge, there aren't in this case.

I'm also confused TC's statement on some of them. Like Maru's. All of the girls have pretty much the same body type.
I feel like the problem isn't that TC doesn't like the girls, but that they're judging them after like 5 conversations.

Honestly, I think one of the ways CA designed the characters is so they seemed really simple at first but improved as you got to know them. If you don't get to know them, your loss I guess?
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Haley is amazing take it back
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Yeah they suck. That being said, I married Karen in most of the Harvest Moon games so I have terrible taste.
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looking back, i didn't really like any of them either

i think their attempt to make them 'people' just made them seem more like 'objectives'. there's no humanity in them.

which is funny because harvest moon isn't normally known for having great character development, yet the waifus there are suprerior...
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JTilly posted...

Haley is amazing take it back

sluuuuuuut
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Smashingpmkns posted...

Yeah they suck. That being said, I married Karen in most of the Harvest Moon games so I have terrible taste.

I liked Popuri. Mostly cuz she was one of the few girls that actually had boobage >_> But her hair and personality was good too
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NeonOctopus posted...

Abagail is a fake gamer girl

Emily has sjw hair

Haley is a slut

Penny is literally a peasant

Maru is a whale

Leah is a stoner hippie

That being said, Abagail and Emily are probably the best ones but still eh >_>

I hate it when a series has multiple women and I find none of them attractive. It makes me feel like I'm unpleasable.

NeonOctopus posted...

CruelBuffalo posted...

All the guys are straight up butt ugly

The mustache guy looks creepy.

Would dickride Elliot tho >_>

He needs a haircut. I ended up picking the drunk since he looked the most normal.

bump
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NeonOctopus posted...

Smashingpmkns posted...

Yeah they suck. That being said, I married Karen in most of the Harvest Moon games so I have terrible taste.

I liked Popuri. Mostly cuz she was one of the few girls that actually had boobage >_> But her hair and personality was good too

My dude. Popuri is best girl
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I lived that single life
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MarqueeSeries posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Smashingpmkns posted...

Yeah they suck. That being said, I married Karen in most of the Harvest Moon games so I have terrible taste.

I liked Popuri. Mostly cuz she was one of the few girls that actually had boobage >_> But her hair and personality was good too

My dude. Popuri is best girl

This, aside from the witch in later games.
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Ew, the witch is a dumb tsun chick. Goddess is awesome cuz she has a banging rack, but she literally just hits it and quits it with you after the wedding night lol. And then comes back 9 months later to drop off your kid and disappears again lol. So you get one awesome night of cosmic sex and then you're basically all alone for the rest of your life with some kid. It's kind of a raw deal with her >_>
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Just saiyan
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MarqueeSeries posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Smashingpmkns posted...

Yeah they suck. That being said, I married Karen in most of the Harvest Moon games so I have terrible taste.

I liked Popuri. Mostly cuz she was one of the few girls that actually had boobage >_> But her hair and personality was good too

My dude. Popuri is best girl

Popuri is great!
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I felt bad not letting her travel the world by marrying her in Mineral Town, but at the same time, I gotta crush that sweet flowery pussy and suck on her blossems if you know what I mean
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NeonOctopus posted...

I felt bad not letting her travel the world by marrying her in Mineral Town, but at the same time, I gotta crush that sweet flowery pussy and suck on her blossems if you know what I mean

delete this neph
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Popuri > Mary > Elle > Karen > Ann

Fite me
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NeonOctopus posted...

Ew, the witch is a dumb tsun chick. Goddess is awesome cuz she has a banging rack, but she literally just hits it and quits it with you after the wedding night lol. And then comes back 9 months later to drop off your kid and disappears again lol. So you get one awesome night of cosmic sex and then you're basically all alone for the rest of your life with some kid. It's kind of a raw deal with her >_>

Bleh, the harvest goddess has those ugly side buns. Witch is cute, evil, and... witchy. That's 3 points over Harvest Goddess's two.

NeonOctopus posted...

I felt bad not letting her travel the world by marrying her in Mineral Town, but at the same time, I gotta crush that sweet flowery pussy and suck on her blossems if you know what I mean

Nah, no shame. She was easy to keep to yourself cause all you needed to do was avoid certain parts of town during one season of the year and Kai will never know what a girl is.
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Both the Witch and Harvest Goddess are totally different characters than other entries in Animal Parade, which is also one of my favorites. I miss BokuMono having mines. ._.
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Oh right. I forgot literally everyone in Stardew Valley is bisexual >___> lol I wish you could harem everyone.
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You still can DATE everyone, at least until 1.3 where if you try there's a big event where people get mad at you

Then again, mods.
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