Current Events > when cain killed abel in the bible, there were no calls for rock control

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Philoktetes
04/30/18 6:12:10 PM
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because there were no Democrats in the bible, and everyone knew it wasn't the rock's fault
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Vikilla4V
04/30/18 6:12:44 PM
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well it's because they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking
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FLUFFYGERM
04/30/18 6:14:10 PM
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we will we will rock you
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SkittyOnWailord
04/30/18 6:14:26 PM
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cm2m3TT
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_OujiDoza_
04/30/18 6:14:53 PM
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Vikilla4V posted...
well it's because they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking

Winner
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Tappor
04/30/18 6:15:01 PM
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yes because we should definitely use the bible as support for our viewpoints :^)
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Zikten
04/30/18 6:15:21 PM
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you'll takem y rock when you pry it from my cold dead hands
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gunplagirl
04/30/18 6:17:30 PM
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Zikten posted...
you'll takem y rock when you pry it from my cold dead hands

Okay

*smashes you over the head with a club*
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Maeiv
04/30/18 6:17:44 PM
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If only Abel had a rock
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BlueScum
04/30/18 6:18:55 PM
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No, it was God's fault since he created rocks and put them where Cain could get them. Kind of like how the original sin was his fault considering he placed the Tree of Knowledge in the garden and allowed the serpent access.
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SkittyOnWailord
04/30/18 6:22:01 PM
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BlueScum posted...
No, it was God's fault since he created rocks and put them where Cain could get them. Kind of like how the original sin was his fault considering he placed the Tree of Knowledge in the garden and allowed the serpent access.


That must be it. LET'S BAN GOD!

>_>

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PrettyBoyFloyd
04/30/18 6:29:27 PM
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David was also guilty of killing Goliath with a rock.
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Aki_Narukami
04/30/18 6:30:27 PM
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Thanks Obama
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BlueScum
04/30/18 6:31:23 PM
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Moses killed a guy and it didn't seem to bother God, but not cutting his son's peepee and later hitting a rock when he wasn't supposed to... hoo boy.
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iPhone_7
04/30/18 6:34:06 PM
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A rock serves various purposes whereas a guns primary purpose is to cause injury or destruction.

Also guns are designed and built by men whereas a rock is made by God, it is perfect just the way it is and dont need no man.

#RocksNeedFeminismToo
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OwlRammer
04/30/18 6:37:26 PM
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slmcknett
04/30/18 6:39:07 PM
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"when cain killed abel"

Whoa, spoilers.
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BlueScum
04/30/18 6:40:39 PM
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slmcknett posted...
"when cain killed abel"

Whoa, spoilers.


If it happens in the first 15 minutes can it really be considered a spoiler?
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DarkChozoGhost
04/30/18 6:42:06 PM
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He didn't use a rock
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PrettyBoyFloyd
04/30/18 6:47:21 PM
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I wonder what the body count for rock killings were back in the day ?

Did some regions or areas have more rock killings than others ?

Like (don't go to that side of town or village or you could get your head bashed in with a rock).
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Solar_Crimson
04/30/18 6:52:48 PM
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BlueScum posted...
slmcknett posted...
"when cain killed abel"

Whoa, spoilers.


If it happens in the first 15 minutes can it really be considered a spoiler?

If a historic fact (the Titanic sinking) can be considered a spoiler, then that certainly is.
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lilORANG
04/30/18 6:54:15 PM
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Jesus said "he who is without sin may cast the first stone," not "light this mofo up"

clearly there is a distinction
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gunplagirl
05/01/18 1:27:33 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Jesus said "he who is without sin may cast the first stone," not "light this mofo up"

clearly there is a distinction

Who are you to say that Cain had committed a sin? Judge not lest ye be judged. As such we must assume Cain was innocent right up until he threw a rock. But Cain didn't kill Abel and neither did the rock. It was Abel's heart or brain ceasing activity that resulted in him dying. The rock was framed.
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Cosmic_Diabetic
05/01/18 1:34:34 AM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
cm2m3TT

This is quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen....
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DavidWong
05/01/18 1:35:31 AM
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Vikilla4V posted...
well it's because they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking


lol nice
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Dash_Harber
05/01/18 1:36:32 AM
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I'm not sure we should be looking to the Old Testament for our modern legal codes.
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