Current Events > 5 billion dollars and 28 cents but every second a random human penis explodes

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frozenshock
04/25/18 7:23:13 PM
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There are 7.6 billion people on the earth so about 3.8 billion males

This means that after 3.8 billion seconds there wont be any penises left in the world except yours, since yours is exempt (if you're a guy)

Deal?
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Eevee-Trainer
04/25/18 7:24:31 PM
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I won't live to see all the explosions tho
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eggcorn
04/25/18 7:24:32 PM
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sure
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Turbam
04/25/18 7:24:41 PM
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So, all the money and a giant harem?!
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TheMarthKoopa
04/25/18 7:24:50 PM
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Yes
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IfGodCouldDie
04/25/18 7:26:59 PM
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Do penises stop exploding when I die?
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UnholyMudcrab
04/25/18 7:27:51 PM
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3.8 billion seconds works out to around 120 years, if anyone was interested
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Maki
04/25/18 7:27:53 PM
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Do it for free
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ConfessPlease
04/25/18 7:28:23 PM
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Wouldn't it take a hundred years? And that's under the assumption there won't be anybody born? Seems like a no brainer until after a few centuries it does start affecting everything and then humans go extinct.
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The Great Muta 22
04/25/18 7:28:29 PM
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No way, I'm not ending mankind
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pikachupwnage
04/25/18 7:32:51 PM
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pikachupwnage
04/25/18 7:37:03 PM
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Also question... does this include the penises of unborn babies? Is it always or mostly fatal?

And what kind of exploding? Like just spontaneously bursting into blood and flesh? Just popping like a ballon? Like a miniature bomb(say like a shaped charge that blows the hinges off a door) or we talking Micheal bay explosions?
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frozenshock
04/25/18 7:41:29 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Also question... does this include the penises of unborn babies? Is it always or mostly fatal?

And what kind of exploding? Like just spontaneously bursting into blood and flesh? Just popping like a ballon? Like a miniature bomb(say like a shaped charge that blows the hinges off a door) or we talking Micheal bay explosions?


It's gonna be fatal in most cases, maybe a few will survive. Not enough to blow their body to pieces but enough to destroy the bladder with it
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nexigrams
04/25/18 7:57:10 PM
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That's like a 120 years. I'd take the deal even if mine wasn't exempt, those are real good odds.
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IfGodCouldDie
04/25/18 10:36:35 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Do penises stop exploding when I die?

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Orthopox12
04/25/18 10:39:38 PM
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Damning mankind out of greed sounds about right, Ill take the deal.
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Knowledge_King
04/26/18 12:32:44 PM
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No, that negates the purpose/value of the money
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
04/26/18 12:33:47 PM
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question

women that are currently pregnant: can they give birth to males

and will said males have their penises explode upon birth
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