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Fam_Fam
04/20/18 10:36:20 AM
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whether or not you've gotten caught - Results (28 votes)
i've never committed a crime
7.14% (2 votes)
2
minor, warranting a fine or such (i.e. speeding)
28.57% (8 votes)
8
minor, warranting an arrest but no jail time
25% (7 votes)
7
semi-serious, would be in jail for short time
17.86% (5 votes)
5
semi-serious, would be in jail / on a registry
14.29% (4 votes)
4
serious, i would be in jail for life
7.14% (2 votes)
2
I would be on death row
0% (0 votes)
0
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Silver Bearings
04/20/18 10:45:28 AM
#2:


I plead the 5th.
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omega cookie
04/20/18 10:46:52 AM
#3:


Attempted murder of the guy who raped my little sister. It was dismissed, because they would never be able to convict me.

How "bad" though? Don't know if it counts. It was the best thing I've ever done.
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GunmaN1905
04/20/18 10:49:28 AM
#4:


3rd option
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MegaTech
04/20/18 10:50:19 AM
#6:


What would selling prescription drugs get you
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Alkaloid
04/20/18 10:51:16 AM
#7:


All I'm gonna say is that I could have gone to jail but got off with a stern warning and the promise of jail time if I did it again
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Darkman124
04/20/18 10:51:17 AM
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nice try, TS/SCI lifestyle background investigator
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Genocet_10-325
04/20/18 10:52:19 AM
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Used to shoplift a whole lot as a teenager. Never got caught though and haven't done it in years. The amount I stole would be way over the felony amount though so I guess option 4
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Error1355
04/20/18 10:55:08 AM
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15 years ago when I did it? Minor.

Now that computer related laws are more harsh lately, probably jailtime if I got caught and was an adult.

Then again I was just a like 14 year old script kiddie using dumb AIM exploits to gain temporary access to other people's computers.

I got scared as shit when someone who knew what they were doing started to figure out my IP address and I NOPE'D and never did it again. =p
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EvalAngell
04/20/18 11:02:10 AM
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Back when I was working in the video game dept at my local Toys R Us during my first year in college I got into a pretty serious situation.

Long story short, me and several friends would wind up stealing roughly $10K worth of video games and consoles. The store gave me the responsibility of altering the daily inventory and essentially running the department. It wasn't until a new store manager was hired that I was eventually I was caught. But because that particular store had no real surveillance system (I knew this), they were only able to charge me with shoplifting. If they were able to pin the full 10K on me I would have been looking at felony theft.

I was fired, and assigned to a probation officer and had to pay $1,000 of restitution. I consider myself lucky. Nearly gave me mom a heart attack during all of this.

But...this shoplifting ring helped me buy a sweet car and I made some close friends for life.
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Genocet_10-325
04/20/18 11:03:25 AM
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EvalAngell posted...
Back when I was working in the video game dept at my local Toys R Us during my first year in college I got into a pretty serious situation.

Long story short, me and several friends would wind up stealing roughly 10K worth of video games and consoles. Eventually I was caught but because that particular store had no real surveillance system (I knew this), they were only able to charge me with shoplifting. If they were able to pin the full 10K on me I would have been looking at felony theft.

I was fired, and assigned to a probation officer and had to pay $1,000 of restitution. I consider myself lucky. Nearly gave me mom a heart attack during all of this.

But...this shoplifting ring helped me buy a sweet car and I made some close friends for life.

Holy sweet mother of fuck, 10k? I never had the balls to lift more than 30 to 40 at a time. All in all that'd probably add up to 10k+ over a few years for me
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EndOfDiscOne
04/20/18 11:05:08 AM
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MegaTech posted...
What would selling prescription drugs get you


Felony, jail time
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EvalAngell
04/20/18 11:05:22 AM
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@Genocet_10-325 We did it over the course of a several months. It started small...just one or two video games at a time that I would leave in blind spots. Then we got cocky and started lifting consoles. I would tell them to buy something cheap and then pretend to scan the console and enter the serial numbers. I would then alter the inventory to show we sold it. One of my co-workers knew what I was doing and warned me to stop while I was ahead. But like I said, we were cocky and dumb.
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Genocet_10-325
04/20/18 11:05:47 AM
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EvalAngell posted...
We did it over the course of a several months. It started small...just one or two video games at a time that I would leave in blind spots. Then we got cocky and started lifting consoles. I would tell them to buy something cheap and then pretend to scan the console and enter the serial numbers. I would then alter the inventory to show we sold it.

How did you finally get caught?
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myzz7
04/20/18 11:06:06 AM
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i stole some food every now and then. um, illegal downloading online i guess? that's basically all the crime i ever done.
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Solid Sonic
04/20/18 11:06:34 AM
#18:


Warranting a fine unless being sleepy as hell counts as DUI.

I almost committed a felony-level offense when thinking about how to get rid of my deceased mothers fentanyl patches. Never went through with it, though (and truth be told, I dont like being a hypocrite as I agree the opiod epidemic is real and concerning).
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EvalAngell
04/20/18 11:09:54 AM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
How did you finally get caught?


They brought back one of the former managers of the "R Zone" and he noticed that the inventory didn't match our purchase orders requests. He did a lot of digging and I believe he told the head store manager what I was doing. They set me up with a sting and had a co-worker come in and claim he would pay me to "hook him up." I declined and tried to play dumb. They then took notice of my friends that were coming in regularly and profiled them. One of them friends came in one final time and I gave him an Xbox 360 and a game. The store manager stopped him and asked for a receipt. At that point I knew we were fucked. They then called the cops and the rest is history.
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MacadamianNut3
04/20/18 11:11:17 AM
#20:


Speeding or that time I lied to Amazon and told them I didn't get a preorder game skin

I did get one and used the extra one to trade >:) </evil>
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gatorsPENSbucs
04/20/18 11:12:09 AM
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Broke into a friends house, think we were 5th or 6th grade.

Stole some stuff.

And some other smaller stuff that would get me modded.
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pikachupwnage
04/20/18 11:13:34 AM
#22:


omega cookie posted...
Attempted murder of the guy who raped my little sister. It was dismissed, because they would never be able to convict me.

How "bad" though? Don't know if it counts. It was the best thing I've ever done.


Are you the one who voted I would be on death row?

If not I want the story on that one whoever you are...
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Genocet_10-325
04/20/18 11:14:18 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
omega cookie posted...
Attempted murder of the guy who raped my little sister. It was dismissed, because they would never be able to convict me.

How "bad" though? Don't know if it counts. It was the best thing I've ever done.


Are you the one who voted I would be on death row?

If not I want the story on that one whoever you are...

Probably not, attempted murder wouldn't get you life in prison.
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Solid Sonic
04/20/18 11:14:31 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
omega cookie posted...
Attempted murder of the guy who raped my little sister. It was dismissed, because they would never be able to convict me.

How "bad" though? Don't know if it counts. It was the best thing I've ever done.


Are you the one who voted I would be on death row?

If not I want the story on that one whoever you are...

Why...? Itd be morbid (he was trying to avenge his sisters rape, I doubt anyone would want to go into the specifics).
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BuckVanHammer
04/20/18 11:14:36 AM
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In my youth i did some shit. As an adult im clean outside some tickets
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pikachupwnage
04/20/18 11:15:57 AM
#26:


Solid Sonic posted...
pikachupwnage posted...
omega cookie posted...
Attempted murder of the guy who raped my little sister. It was dismissed, because they would never be able to convict me.

How "bad" though? Don't know if it counts. It was the best thing I've ever done.


Are you the one who voted I would be on death row?

If not I want the story on that one whoever you are...

Why...? Itd be morbid (he was trying to avenge his sisters rape, I doubt anyone would want to go into the specifics).


I mean I want the story from the person who voted they would be on Death row. I dont want him to elaborate further on what he already said.

Know its probably not gonna happen but hey morbid curiosity.
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Genocet_10-325
04/20/18 11:16:19 AM
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EvalAngell posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
How did you finally get caught?


They brought back one of the former managers of the "R Zone" and he noticed that the inventory didn't match our purchase orders requests. He did a lot of digging and I believe he told the head store manager what I was doing. They set me up with a sting and had a co-worker come in and claim he would pay me to "hook him up." I declined and tried to play dumb. They then took notice of my friends that were coming in regularly and profiled them. One of them friends came in one final time and I gave him an Xbox 360 and a game. The store manager stopped him and asked for a receipt. At that point I knew we were fucked. They then called the cops and the rest is history.

Interesting. Although I was never caught I did have a few very close calls (asked to stop at the door, then running like hell) and that scared me enough to quit lifting.
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omega cookie
04/20/18 11:19:07 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
omega cookie posted...
Attempted murder of the guy who raped my little sister. It was dismissed, because they would never be able to convict me.

How "bad" though? Don't know if it counts. It was the best thing I've ever done.


Are you the one who voted I would be on death row?

If not I want the story on that one whoever you are...

No, I went for "serious, i would be in jail for life" as if I had actually been able to kill him like I was trying to, I could have got sent up for 25 to life.

In reality though, I would have walked even if I had killed him. The specifics of the situation were such that no prosecutor would ever have even tried. I was fucking Teflon, and everyone knew it.

That death row vote was most likely a troll vote anyways. Some people think stuff like that is funny.
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pikachupwnage
04/20/18 11:25:16 AM
#29:


omega cookie posted...
pikachupwnage posted...
omega cookie posted...
Attempted murder of the guy who raped my little sister. It was dismissed, because they would never be able to convict me.

How "bad" though? Don't know if it counts. It was the best thing I've ever done.


Are you the one who voted I would be on death row?

If not I want the story on that one whoever you are...

No, I went for "serious, i would be in jail for life" as if I had actually been able to kill him like I was trying to, I could have got sent up for 25 to life.

In reality though, I would have walked even if I had killed him. The specifics of the situation were such that no prosecutor would ever have even tried. I was fucking Teflon, and everyone knew it.

That death row vote was most likely a troll vote anyways. Some people think stuff like that is funny.


Probably. In my have you killed anyone topic like 50% or whatever Id the votes were multiple on purpose which is some BS. If it was on accident I would buy it. Plenty of reckless, drunken or high risk job Cemen. I wouldnt be surprised if we had a few military/gangster/Serial killer Cemen but not that many....And yeah wouldve been a nightmare case for a prosecutor. No one would want to vote guilty on that.
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Slayerblade11
04/20/18 11:25:48 AM
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Mass torrenting. Amount I was downloading was well past the Terabyte range and to point where i got multiple copyright infringements and internet terminations even with proxies.

Did minor shoplifiting as a teen also.
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Kitt
04/20/18 11:26:57 AM
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I'm a serial jaywalker (only when there are no cars around) and I have no shame saying that.
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