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Deadpool_18
04/19/18 2:58:52 PM
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I dont get it
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Flockaveli
04/19/18 2:59:52 PM
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Shes sexy. And a total dork. From what I remember of her on Love and Hip Hop.
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/19/18 3:00:35 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Shes sexy. And a total dork. From what I remember of her on Love and Hip Hop.

How exactly is she a dork?

Also

https://www.facebook.com/IamCardiB/videos/2083415371916762/

What a cutie.
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Deadpool_18
04/19/18 3:03:41 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Flockaveli posted...
Shes sexy. And a total dork. From what I remember of her on Love and Hip Hop.

How exactly is she a dork?

Also

https://www.facebook.com/IamCardiB/videos/2083415371916762/

What a cutie.

Lmao shes so fucking great
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SSJGrimReaper
04/19/18 3:14:58 PM
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did they clone her from nicki minaj
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Deadpool_18
04/19/18 7:05:27 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
did they clone her from nicki minaj


I like her more than Nicki, tbh.
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g0ldie
04/19/18 7:07:11 PM
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same after I saw her butthole
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Deadpool_18
04/19/18 7:08:01 PM
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g0ldie posted...
same after I saw her butthole


...what?
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g0ldie
04/19/18 7:12:04 PM
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she used to be a stripper, and there are some videos out there
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Smashingpmkns
04/19/18 7:12:09 PM
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This sounds weird but her teeth are perfect
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Deadpool_18
04/19/18 7:13:05 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
This sounds weird but her teeth are perfect


Well she did get a bag and fix them.

g0ldie posted...
she used to be a stripper, and there are some videos out there


Thank you, sir.
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Letron_James
04/19/18 7:13:28 PM
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Id do some nasty things with cardi tbh
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Lost_All_Senses
04/19/18 7:16:35 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
did they clone her from nicki minaj


I like her more than Nicki, tbh.


She obviously came from the Nicki popularity tho. When someone gets so popular people just want more than one human can do
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Deadpool_18
04/19/18 7:17:52 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
did they clone her from nicki minaj


I like her more than Nicki, tbh.


She obviously came from the Nicki popularity tho. When someone gets so popular people just want more than one human can do


True, but Cardi has more...idk. Just more.
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RchHomieQuanChi
04/19/18 7:18:11 PM
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She ain't bad looking for looking like Winslow from Catdog
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Flockaveli
04/19/18 7:18:19 PM
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Letron_James posted...
Id do some nasty things with cardi tbh

@Letron_James but would you eat Cardi Bs booty?

Please respond.
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Kaname_Madoka
04/19/18 7:18:33 PM
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shes pretty, has a nice body, raps, seems funny and also genuinely nice
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BignutzisBack
04/19/18 7:18:36 PM
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yeah me too, her whole aura gets me and I don't get it
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MrK3V
04/19/18 7:18:42 PM
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g0ldie
04/19/18 7:19:05 PM
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Thank you, sir.


no prob
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kuwab0
04/19/18 7:23:01 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
She ain't bad looking for looking like Winslow from Catdog

wu9nTcx
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Deadpool_18
04/19/18 10:12:27 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
She ain't bad looking for looking like Winslow from Catdog


Watch your mouth, bro.
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electricbugs2
04/19/18 10:14:19 PM
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Belcalis Almanzar
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Deadpool_18
04/19/18 10:14:54 PM
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MrK3V posted...
YO SHES FUCKIN HOT IN THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0GRBMSCIK4" data-time="


God. Damn. Sell my soul right now. I would rub sandpaper on my dick to smell her fart.
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CasualGuy
04/19/18 10:17:02 PM
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Wtf is on her eye lids in that first video
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Deadpool_18
04/19/18 10:24:03 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Belcalis Almanzar


There was a tweet about saying that shit aloud and his furniture started floating.
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Orthopox12
04/19/18 10:25:29 PM
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I find most hood chicks like that meh.
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electricbugs2
04/19/18 10:25:57 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
There was a tweet about saying that shit aloud and his furniture started floating.

Excuse me?
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Deadpool_18
04/19/18 10:28:17 PM
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Orthopox12 posted...
I find most hood chicks like that meh.


This aint no hood bitch. Shes the queen
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Flockaveli
04/19/18 10:30:00 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
There was a tweet about saying that shit aloud and his furniture started floating.

Excuse me?

K7awHbx
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ViewtifulGrave
04/19/18 10:30:06 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
did they clone her from nicki minaj

Nicki Minaj is Trinidadian and Cardi B is half Trinidadian and half Dominican.
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electricbugs2
04/19/18 10:30:28 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
This aint no hood bitch. Shes the queen

I mean she's hot af, but she's definitely hood bro. Literally a Blood.
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SSJGrimReaper
04/19/18 10:32:54 PM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
did they clone her from nicki minaj

Nicki Minaj is Trinidadian and Cardi B is half Trinidadian and half Dominican.

dominican eh

does she get mad when people call her black
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g0ldie
04/19/18 10:33:10 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
There was a tweet about saying that shit aloud and his furniture started floating.

Excuse me?

K7awHbx

that's like, a Harry Potter joke, I'm guessing
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Agnostic420
04/19/18 10:34:06 PM
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Her nipples point down.. weird.
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Deadpool_18
04/20/18 12:46:17 AM
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g0ldie posted...
Flockaveli posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
There was a tweet about saying that shit aloud and his furniture started floating.

Excuse me?

K7awHbx

that's like, a Harry Potter joke, I'm guessing


How do you not affiliate with Harry Potter? How old are you?
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CableZL
04/20/18 12:47:45 AM
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Crazyman93
04/20/18 12:48:10 AM
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Not gonna lie, for the longest time, I thought Cardi B was some new product from Bacardi.
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g0ldie
04/20/18 12:49:44 AM
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I'm in my 30s; they were kinda after my time.

I've watched the movies, though (and enjoyed them, for the most part), but I don't remember a lot of the details.

edit: at post 37
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CableZL
04/20/18 12:53:57 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
Not gonna lie, for the longest time, I thought Cardi B was some new product from Bacardi.

Bacardi was the nickname she went with at first until they warned her about a copyright lawsuit or something like that.
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DoctorVader
04/20/18 12:54:52 AM
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Because she's fucking hot as hell. I used to know this beautiful Dominican/Hatian chick in college that was an identical copy of her. One night I was in her room chillin and she got naked and I got up and left like a fucking moron. Cardi B constantly reminds me of that regret.
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Deadpool_18
04/20/18 12:55:09 AM
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g0ldie posted...
I'm in my 30s; they were kinda after my time.

I've watched the movies, though (and enjoyed them, for the most part), but I don't remember a lot of the details.

edit: at post 37


Boy if you dont read Prisoner of Azkaban right now
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KainWind
04/21/18 2:23:01 AM
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She's only two weeks older than me.

And apparently Migos isn't one person. Who knew?
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Lost_All_Senses
04/21/18 12:29:30 PM
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DoctorVader posted...
Because she's fucking hot as hell. I used to know this beautiful Dominican/Hatian chick in college that was an identical copy of her. One night I was in her room chillin and she got naked and I got up and left like a fucking moron. Cardi B constantly reminds me of that regret.


Why
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