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Slimfizzle
04/18/18 2:45:21 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Australopithecus

Thats my homeboy right there
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knuxnole
04/18/18 2:48:23 AM
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Some of these people need Jesus in their lives.
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Slimfizzle
04/18/18 2:51:47 AM
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knuxnole posted...
Some of these people need Jesus in their lives.

Jesus got fired from doing my lawn cause he was caught smoking WEED.

I don't need that in my puritanical life
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DarkDragon400
04/18/18 2:52:41 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
DarkDragon400 posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
if people had never invented boats or other modes of transportation that allowed them to travel, would white, black, asian people, etc eventually evolve to be completely different species?

In hundreds of millions of years, yes.

it's time i invent a time machine then. to travel back in time. and then forward a million years

You'll need to go forward hundreds of millions of years.

No need for hundreds of millions of years considering that the evolution from the first primates to humans didn't even take one hundred million years.

There have been some really fucking old fossils found for humans. If you go back one million years, you will only get a very small picture of the emergence of the Australopithecus

But you aren't going to find any that are hundreds of millions of years old, back in the Silurian period.
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Tyranthraxus
04/18/18 2:54:45 AM
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DarkDragon400 posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
DarkDragon400 posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
if people had never invented boats or other modes of transportation that allowed them to travel, would white, black, asian people, etc eventually evolve to be completely different species?

In hundreds of millions of years, yes.

it's time i invent a time machine then. to travel back in time. and then forward a million years

You'll need to go forward hundreds of millions of years.

No need for hundreds of millions of years considering that the evolution from the first primates to humans didn't even take one hundred million years.

There have been some really fucking old fossils found for humans. If you go back one million years, you will only get a very small picture of the emergence of the Australopithecus

But you aren't going to find any that are hundreds of millions of years old, back in the Silurian period.

No. But you can get a much better idea by going back about 20 million or so.

If you go back hundreds of millions you won't even find dinosaurs. You'll find shit like scorpions and the horseshoe crab.
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Slimfizzle
04/18/18 3:05:19 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
If you go back hundreds of millions you won't even find dinosaurs. You'll find shit like scorpions

Big fucking scorpions
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Deadpool_18
04/18/18 3:08:25 AM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Slimfizzle posted...
Why can't we swing from trees with our penises


Do you really want a 15-20 inch wang?


It would have to be much longer than that.
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Slimfizzle
04/18/18 3:13:41 AM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Slimfizzle posted...
Why can't we swing from trees with our penises


Do you really want a 15-20 inch wang?


It would have to be much longer than that.

I'm all for a 6 foot prehensile penis if it means I can swing on trees from it
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awesome999
04/18/18 3:48:55 AM
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Slimfizzle posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
what is the evolutionary purpose of sentience, consciousness, subjective reality, etc

Humanity created alcohol.

It took getting shit faced to realize that.

Cogito ergo sum

Please elaborate? This is fascinating
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12amMadman
04/18/18 4:10:53 AM
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Science is a liar sometimes
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LinksLiege
04/18/18 9:40:35 AM
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knuxnole posted...
Some of these people need Jesus in their lives.

I checked his book out a while ago.

It was really dull. I've read better.
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donkeyjack
04/18/18 9:45:50 AM
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The population growth from an emergent species. I know evolution is true and factual but for a homo sapien sapien to be fully formed and a pack beind that one homo sapien sapien is amazing to me.
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RchHomieQuanChi
04/18/18 9:50:34 AM
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If evolution exists, why aren't there any X-Men?
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joestarrr
04/18/18 9:51:47 AM
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why my tits no bigger
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Rexdragon125
04/18/18 9:53:14 AM
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God is a shitty engineer if he really designed the human body
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blackhrt
04/18/18 9:53:39 AM
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I don't understand the aardvark. feel so bad for that thing.
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awesome999
04/18/18 9:59:58 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
If evolution exists, why aren't there any X-Men?

Because that's not how that works. Mutations don't give you superpowers, at best they make you better suited to your surroundings, at worst, they're detrimental and make sure you don't make it past infanthood

There is literally nothing that you can do on the genetic level that'll make you control weather like Storm or walk through matter like Kitty Pryde. Rapid healing is somewhat plausible but not at a Wolverine level of speed. Speaking of Wolvy, rigid bones in your wrists , in the real world, means you probably can't do elementary tasks like writing or fine manipulation of objects at all
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donkeyjack
04/18/18 11:36:21 AM
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Rexdragon125 posted...
God is a shitty engineer if he really designed the human body


Very bad. Another knock against intelligent design.
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Vulgorn
04/18/18 11:41:12 AM
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joestarrr posted...
why my tits no bigger



Also, if we evolved from monkey, why there still monkey?
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YoshitoKikuchi
04/18/18 3:19:58 PM
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bump
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YoshitoKikuchi
04/19/18 3:18:05 PM
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bump
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Flockaveli
04/19/18 3:19:11 PM
#73:


Why did I never grow out of my baby dick?
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YoshitoKikuchi
04/19/18 5:03:32 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Why did I never grow out of my baby dick?


??
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YoshitoKikuchi
04/19/18 9:12:11 PM
#75:


Flockaveli posted...
Why did I never grow out of my baby dick?


?
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