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JollySantaLover 04/14/18 4:40:00 AM #1:	Hedgehogs can't run fast so Sonic should be a cheetah since they can run up to 100 miles per hour? --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899631713] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>Hedgehogs can't run fast so Sonic should be a cheetah since they can run up to 100 miles per hour?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 04/14/18 4:41:10 AM #2:	--- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:899631734] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JollySantaLover 04/14/18 4:44:20 AM #3:	Hey that's not cool man. That's not Sonic. --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899631795] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>Hey that's not cool man. That's not Sonic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 04/14/18 4:45:55 AM #4:	http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/161/781/c87.png --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:899631824] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/161/781/c87.png</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JollySantaLover 04/14/18 4:48:56 AM #5:	I have a feeling that u guys aren't taking this seriously... --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899631869] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>I have a feeling that u guys aren't taking this seriously...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 04/14/18 4:55:12 AM #6:	Why is Flash a human? Humans can't run super fast so Flash should be a cheetah since they can run up to 100 miles per hour? --- Greatest debater on GameFAQs. My waifus Caulifla, Kale and Kefla from Dragon Ball Super and I drawn by da GOAT @MoistenedYouth: https://imgur.com/a/TYhlg <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:899631993] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>Why is Flash a human? Humans can't run super fast so Flash should be a cheetah since they can run up to 100 miles per hour?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JollySantaLover 04/14/18 5:04:51 AM #7:	Scotty_Rogers posted... Why is Flash a human? Humans can't run super fast so Flash should be a cheetah since they can run up to 100 miles per hour? In the Flash universe, Flash got mutated by by strange chemicals and lightning. Sonic is a natural biological creature, not some freak mutant. In the Animal Kingdom, Cheetahs are faster than hedgehogs therefore we can conclude if Sonic were the fastest being in the universe he would be a cheetah. --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899632150] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>Why is Flash a human? Humans can't run super fast so Flash should be a cheetah since they can run up to 100 miles per hour?</quote> In the Flash universe, Flash got mutated by by strange chemicals and lightning. Sonic is a natural biological creature, not some freak mutant. In the Animal Kingdom, Cheetahs are faster than hedgehogs therefore we can conclude if Sonic were the fastest being in the universe he would be a cheetah.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 04/14/18 5:17:00 AM #8:	@JollySantaLover posted... Scotty_Rogers posted... Why is Flash a human? Humans can't run super fast so Flash should be a cheetah since they can run up to 100 miles per hour? In the Flash universe, Flash got mutated by by strange chemicals and lightning. Sonic is a natural biological creature, not some freak mutant. In the Animal Kingdom, Cheetahs are faster than hedgehogs therefore we can conclude if Sonic were the fastest being in the universe he would be a cheetah. Except Sonic isn't in real life so lmao --- Greatest debater on GameFAQs. My waifus Caulifla, Kale and Kefla from Dragon Ball Super and I drawn by da GOAT @MoistenedYouth: https://imgur.com/a/TYhlg <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:899632336] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>@JollySantaLover posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>Why is Flash a human? Humans can't run super fast so Flash should be a cheetah since they can run up to 100 miles per hour?</quote> In the Flash universe, Flash got mutated by by strange chemicals and lightning. Sonic is a natural biological creature, not some freak mutant. In the Animal Kingdom, Cheetahs are faster than hedgehogs therefore we can conclude if Sonic were the fastest being in the universe he would be a cheetah.</quote> Except Sonic isn't in real life so lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 04/14/18 5:27:26 AM #9:	Foxes and echidnas can't fly or glide, either, but that doesn't stop Tails or Knuckles. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:899632518] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>Foxes and echidnas can't fly or glide, either, but that doesn't stop Tails or Knuckles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 04/14/18 5:28:00 AM #10:	Did TC seriously think Sonic's real life --- Greatest debater on GameFAQs. My waifus Caulifla, Kale and Kefla from Dragon Ball Super and I drawn by da GOAT @MoistenedYouth: https://imgur.com/a/TYhlg <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:899632533] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>Did TC seriously think Sonic's real life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JollySantaLover 04/14/18 6:12:20 AM #11:	DrizztLink posted... Foxes and echidnas can't fly or glide, either, but that doesn't stop Tails or Knuckles. Miles "Tails" Prower was born with a birth defect causing him to have 2 tails. Unlike other foxes he can fly due to his freakish nature. Knuckles' origin is unknown but it is suggested he contains Jamaican or other African ancestry due to his dreadlocks which trap air under his dreadlocks to slow down his descent. Scotty_Rogers posted... Did TC seriously think Sonic's real life I was obviously talking about the logic in creating the Sonic universe. Unlike superhero comics, Sonic is an organic creature that is not tainted by radiation and therefore is naturally fast. It's unlikely that a hedgehog is faster than a cheetah and it ruins my suspension of disbelief. --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899633212] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>Foxes and echidnas can't fly or glide, either, but that doesn't stop Tails or Knuckles.</quote> Miles "Tails" Prower was born with a birth defect causing him to have 2 tails. Unlike other foxes he can fly due to his freakish nature. Knuckles' origin is unknown but it is suggested he contains Jamaican or other African ancestry due to his dreadlocks which trap air under his dreadlocks to slow down his descent. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>Did TC seriously think Sonic's real life</quote> I was obviously talking about the logic in creating the Sonic universe. Unlike superhero comics, Sonic is an organic creature that is not tainted by radiation and therefore is naturally fast. It's unlikely that a hedgehog is faster than a cheetah and it ruins my suspension of disbelief.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JollySantaLover 04/14/18 6:14:23 AM #12:	@Scotty_Rogers --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899633231] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>@Scotty_Rogers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Link HT 04/14/18 6:18:08 AM #13:	JollySantaLover posted... I was obviously talking about the logic in creating the Sonic universe. Unlike superhero comics, Sonic is an organic creature that is not tainted by radiation and therefore is naturally fast. It's unlikely that a hedgehog is faster than a cheetah and it ruins my suspension of disbelief. this is some good potential pasta --- http://i.imgur.com/Tx1FX.jpg <cite>Link HT posted [p:899633279] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>JollySantaLover posted...</cite> <quote>I was obviously talking about the logic in creating the Sonic universe. Unlike superhero comics, Sonic is an organic creature that is not tainted by radiation and therefore is naturally fast. It's unlikely that a hedgehog is faster than a cheetah and it ruins my suspension of disbelief.</quote> this is some good potential pasta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 04/14/18 6:19:24 AM #14:	dude its a fictional world harry potter isnt infested with radiation yet he can cast magic by waving a stick around --- http://www.imgur.com/oQHLBrx.jpg http://www.imgur.com/ah5IE8D.jpg http://www.imgur.com/USV84z9.jpg http://www.imgur.com/PSjlohO.jpg <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:899633296] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>dude its a fictional world harry potter isnt infested with radiation yet he can cast magic by waving a stick around</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
12amMadman 04/14/18 6:22:41 AM #15:	Lol --- Hey it's me <cite>12amMadman posted [p:899633343] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JollySantaLover 04/14/18 6:24:04 AM #16:	Rika_Furude posted... dude its a fictional world harry potter isnt infested with radiation yet he can cast magic by waving a stick around Because its established that magic coexists with the real world. Does Sonic exist in a world where cheetahs don't? If I told you a blue hedgehog can run faster than a cheetah you would think how? Sega hasn't establish a plausible reason to this question. --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899633358] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rika_Furude posted...</cite> <quote>dude its a fictional world harry potter isnt infested with radiation yet he can cast magic by waving a stick around</quote> Because its established that magic coexists with the real world. Does Sonic exist in a world where cheetahs don't? If I told you a blue hedgehog can run faster than a cheetah you would think how? Sega hasn't establish a plausible reason to this question.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 04/14/18 6:30:45 AM #17:	JollySantaLover posted... Hedgehogs can't run fast so Sonic should be a cheetah since they can run up to 100 miles per hour? Cheetahs can't run 100 mph. --- http://i.imgur.com/OkvDFD3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/owvpCYR.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:899633471] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>JollySantaLover posted...</cite> <quote>Hedgehogs can't run fast so Sonic should be a cheetah since they can run up to 100 miles per hour?</quote> Cheetahs can't run 100 mph.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JollySantaLover 04/15/18 2:00:15 AM #18:	bump --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899679908] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 04/15/18 2:01:55 AM #19:	[Fast] --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:899679963] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>[Fast]</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 04/15/18 2:34:40 AM #20:	Hayai! --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:899680838] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>Hayai!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 04/15/18 2:37:30 AM #21:	Today I learned that if you have two tails that means you can fly --- https://i.imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J.jpg <cite>Touch posted [p:899680899] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>Today I learned that if you have two tails that means you can fly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JollySantaLover 04/15/18 5:20:53 AM #23:	Touch posted... Today I learned that if you have two tails that means you can fly Tails had to train his body to fly tho --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899684258] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>Today I learned that if you have two tails that means you can fly</quote> Tails had to train his body to fly tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 04/15/18 5:26:28 AM #24:	http://stc.wikia.com/wiki/The_Origin_of_Sonic --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:899684352] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>http://stc.wikia.com/wiki/The_Origin_of_Sonic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 04/15/18 6:21:03 AM #25:	should we summon pandamaster for his opinion on this? --- You have the right to remain silent. anything you post will be misquoted, then be used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:899685224] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>should we summon pandamaster for his opinion on this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 04/15/18 6:36:06 AM #26:	More sanic memes pls --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:899685464] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>More sanic memes pls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 04/15/18 6:46:51 AM #27:	his spikes are what enable his spin attack --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:899685621] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>his spikes are what enable his spin attack</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 04/15/18 7:37:30 AM #28:	Wow this topic is more of a mess than my love life. --- Basically the internet: https://youtu.be/M5Yqav2Juis <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:899686353] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>Wow this topic is more of a mess than my love life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 04/15/18 7:45:17 AM #29:	Superlinkbro posted... Wow this topic is more of a mess than my love life. Of course it's messier, more than one person is involved.1 --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:899686496] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>Superlinkbro posted...</cite> <quote>Wow this topic is more of a mess than my love life.</quote> Of course it's messier, more than one person is involved.1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JollySantaLover 04/15/18 8:24:47 AM #30:	pegusus123456 posted... http://stc.wikia.com/wiki/The_Origin_of_Sonic The Archie comics and animated series aren't canon to the Sonic series. For example Mammoth Mogul, the most OP Archie Sonic villian, does not exist in any of the Sonic games. Out of all the characters, Sonic has the most flawed design. His abilities don't match his appearance. Knuckles has a fairly broad chest and spikes on his fists and is red representing feriouscity, so obviously he's a powerhouse who can climb up walls with ease. Tails has two tails and is yellow, representing intellect, honor and loyalty. Therefore, we can assume he's a sidekick and can fly. Sonic's design purposely misleads you. He's blue representing wisdom, cleanliness , authority and dignity. Instead of having those traits he's more like a smart alec Rob Schneider. Also red is a fast color not blue. What makes it worse Sonic hates water which is also blue, symbolizing an early manifestation of his own self-hated due to his unclear, purposeless design. I just want Sonic's backstory to be done faithfully and addressed so long fans like me can explain why Sonic is the fastest being in the universe --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899687189] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>http://stc.wikia.com/wiki/The_Origin_of_Sonic</quote> The Archie comics and animated series aren't canon to the Sonic series. For example Mammoth Mogul, the most OP Archie Sonic villian, does not exist in any of the Sonic games. Out of all the characters, Sonic has the most flawed design. His abilities don't match his appearance. Knuckles has a fairly broad chest and spikes on his fists and is red representing feriouscity, so obviously he's a powerhouse who can climb up walls with ease. Tails has two tails and is yellow, representing intellect, honor and loyalty. Therefore, we can assume he's a sidekick and can fly. Sonic's design purposely misleads you. He's blue representing wisdom, cleanliness , authority and dignity. Instead of having those traits he's more like a smart alec Rob Schneider. Also red is a fast color not blue. What makes it worse Sonic hates water which is also blue, symbolizing an early manifestation of his own self-hated due to his unclear, purposeless design. I just want Sonic's backstory to be done faithfully and addressed so long fans like me can explain why Sonic is the fastest being in the universe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 04/15/18 8:30:28 AM #31:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNEZ4WWQIk" data-time=" --- http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif http://i.imgur.com/37KDT.gif <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:899687297] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNEZ4WWQIk" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 04/15/18 8:33:12 AM #32:	>_> People complain about Star Wars and how TLJ screwed with physics... Not sure its the same people but people are coming in here and saying "LOLUL he's not real" Bruh, the best part of any 'world' is learning about it. <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:899687355] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>>_> People complain about Star Wars and how TLJ screwed with physics... Not sure its the same people but people are coming in here and saying "LOLUL he's not real" Bruh, the best part of any 'world' is learning about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 04/15/18 1:45:25 PM #33:	FF_Redux posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNEZ4WWQIk" data-time=" Fuck dude is this for real? I always wanted to get a hedgehog for a pet but with all that shit play... <__< --- https://i.imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J.jpg <cite>Touch posted [p:899698944] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>FF_Redux posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNEZ4WWQIk" data-time="</quote> Fuck dude is this for real? I always wanted to get a hedgehog for a pet but with all that shit play... <__<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 04/15/18 1:51:09 PM #34:	JollySantaLover posted... they can run up to 100 miles per hour? Do cheetahs have jet packs now? Jetpack cheetah sounds p cool. I'd play it. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:899699221] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>JollySantaLover posted...</cite> <quote> they can run up to 100 miles per hour?</quote> Do cheetahs have jet packs now? Jetpack cheetah sounds p cool. I'd play it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Superlinkbro 04/15/18 2:02:13 PM #35:	Touch posted... FF_Redux posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNEZ4WWQIk" data-time=" Fuck dude is this for real? I always wanted to get a hedgehog for a pet but with all that shit play... <__< Same. They're so cute. But I don't want shit in my house --- Basically the internet: https://youtu.be/M5Yqav2Juis <cite>Superlinkbro posted [p:899699766] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>Touch posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FF_Redux posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNEZ4WWQIk" data-time="</quote> Fuck dude is this for real? I always wanted to get a hedgehog for a pet but with all that shit play... <__<</quote> Same. They're so cute. But I don't want shit in my house</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Havik 04/15/18 3:12:06 PM #36:	It's a fictional universe. Why are you applying real world logic to fantasy? If Word of god says Sonic is the fastest thing alive. then he is the fastest thing alive regardless of animal species. End of discussion. The entire argument is literally pointless. I'm assuming you think Blaze is faster than Sonic as well? --- "What happens when woodchucks learn how to chuck wood? Digital only wont defend you from wood chucking wood chucks weilding nunchucks."-LordMarshal. <cite>Havik posted [p:899703255] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote>It's a fictional universe. Why are you applying real world logic to fantasy? If Word of god says Sonic is the fastest thing alive. then he is the fastest thing alive regardless of animal species. End of discussion. The entire argument is literally pointless. I'm assuming you think Blaze is faster than Sonic as well?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JollySantaLover 04/15/18 8:33:39 PM #37:	Havik posted... It's a fictional universe. Why are you applying real world logic to fantasy? If Word of god says Sonic is the fastest thing alive. then he is the fastest thing alive regardless of animal species. End of discussion. The entire argument is literally pointless. I'm assuming you think Blaze is faster than Sonic as well? That's cool but there have to be rules and logic established for people to get immersed in. I can believe that Sonic may be one of the fastest things alive but there has to be some reasoning and science to it. Where does his powers originate from? If Sega can't explain something so fundamental to the series I've no doubt they're franchise will go under --- JollySantaLover, Quickscoper, Legend, God <cite>JollySantaLover posted [p:899719533] in Why the he... [t:76515879]...</cite> <quote><cite>Havik posted...</cite> <quote>It's a fictional universe. Why are you applying real world logic to fantasy? If Word of god says Sonic is the fastest thing alive. then he is the fastest thing alive regardless of animal species. End of discussion. The entire argument is literally pointless. I'm assuming you think Blaze is faster than Sonic as well?</quote> That's cool but there have to be rules and logic established for people to get immersed in. I can believe that Sonic may be one of the fastest things alive but there has to be some reasoning and science to it. Where does his powers originate from? If Sega can't explain something so fundamental to the series I've no doubt they're franchise will go under</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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