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stevethewindow
04/10/18 2:26:41 PM
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he is the next star on comedy centrals roasting
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Hairy-man
04/10/18 2:27:28 PM
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With a skewer shoved right up his candy ass
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lilORANG
04/10/18 2:28:22 PM
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I'd call him a baldy. and a bad actor. but mostly a baldy. And probably joke about how his daughter is manlier than he is.
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AlCalavicci
04/10/18 2:28:29 PM
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Bruce Willis? More like Mr. Clean!

That's all I got
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RchHomieQuanChi
04/10/18 2:28:44 PM
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KILBOTz
04/10/18 2:29:20 PM
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AvlButtslam
04/10/18 2:31:27 PM
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Hairy-man posted...
With a skewer shoved right up his candy ass

Lol
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Medz1286
04/10/18 2:31:52 PM
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The gimp was based of his own sex life...
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nevershine
04/10/18 2:33:23 PM
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"Remember when that dude that's like half your age stole your wife and you were all like"
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dreamvoid
04/10/18 2:35:02 PM
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nevershine posted...
"Remember when that dude that's like half your age stole your wife and you were all like"
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KillerKhan420
04/10/18 2:35:29 PM
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Pretty much just bring up kootcher
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ZCheveyo
04/10/18 2:35:51 PM
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lilORANG posted...
And probably joke about how his daughter is manlier than he is

I feel so bad for her....you see all these Hollywood mom and daughter duos that are sexy and her mom is Demi Moore, who is still sexy as Hell, and she just had to end up looking like her dad.
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Orthopox12
04/10/18 2:36:03 PM
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He looks like everyones dad
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