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AlphaCuck
04/10/18 12:44:19 PM
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It's not enough to reboot every movie that people so much as looked at a little funny, but also juggernauts like Star Wars and people lap it up. And now we're rebooting 20-year old shitty games like Crash, Spyro and MediEvil just because they know you people will buy it? Well congrats millennials, you've officially brought the culture to a standstill.
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Blue_Inigo
04/10/18 12:44:45 PM
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Shut the fuck up
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nevershine
04/10/18 12:45:43 PM
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Masturbation....out of hand....

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VectorChaos
04/10/18 12:46:57 PM
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AlphaCuck posted...
shitty games


AlphaCuck posted...
Crash, Spyro and MediEvil


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prince_leo
04/10/18 12:48:03 PM
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VectorChaos posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
shitty games


AlphaCuck posted...
Crash, Spyro and MediEvil


fuIzPVh

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Poiuyt
04/10/18 12:49:12 PM
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Poiuyt
04/10/18 12:49:48 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Shut the fuck up

Also this
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Seroquel_Dreams
04/10/18 12:50:08 PM
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VectorChaos posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
shitty games


AlphaCuck posted...
Crash, Spyro and MediEvil


fuIzPVh


This.
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AlphaCuck
04/10/18 12:52:01 PM
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Sounds like the millennials got their widdle feewings hurt because I called bad games what they are. Further proof they'd rather be lost in 20 years ago than address their problems in the present.
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bobtuse
04/10/18 12:58:20 PM
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I thought this was going to be about deeding to porn from your adolescent days...
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Phenomenal_one
04/10/18 12:58:54 PM
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nevershine posted...
Masturbation....out of hand....


I came to say that.
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AlphaCuck
04/10/18 1:04:36 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
You probably own remastered albums by your favorite pedophile singer though.

Stop living in the past

The difference is that Michael Jackson has inspired an entire generation of great artists who are worth supporting, and are there if you know where to look. Video games have regressed into releasing old games for new consoles at a price that's several times their value.

Plus, those dirty rumors about him are untrue. But I think all this is a little more nuance than you're able to comprehend.
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Genocet69
04/10/18 1:07:25 PM
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TC is hoth don't take him seriously
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Questionmarktarius
04/10/18 1:08:08 PM
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nostalgia masturbation

Mmmmm.... 80s porn...
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CasualGuy
04/10/18 1:09:23 PM
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New ips are always preferable to reboots and sequels.
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thanosibe
04/10/18 1:09:42 PM
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Phenomenal_one posted...
nevershine posted...
Masturbation....out of hand....


I came to say that.

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Questionmarktarius
04/10/18 1:12:12 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
CasualGuy posted...
New ips are always preferable to reboots and sequels.

I wouldn't agree there, you wouldn't have wanted Diablo II? Mega Man 2? Super Metroid?

Bill & Ted 3!
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AlphaCuck
04/10/18 1:14:17 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
The difference is that Michael Jackson has inspired an entire generation of great artists who are worth supporting, and are there if you know where to look. Video games have regressed into releasing old games for new consoles at a price that's several times their value.

Lot of words in there you don't understand how to use.

And you don't settle out of court if they're just "rumours".

Sounds more like you just can't address what I'm saying so it's easier for you to say I don't know what I'm talking about.

Ironically, I don't think you know what you're talking about. Celebrities forced into scandal settle out of court all the time because the damage to their reputation is greater than whatever price the lying scumbag who's attacking them is asking for.
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Gafemage
04/10/18 1:33:46 PM
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I read that topic title way too literally...
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AlphaCuck
04/10/18 1:37:28 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
Celebrities forced into scandal settle out of court all the time because the damage to their reputation is greater than whatever price the lying scumbag who's attacking them is asking for.

lol as if a hush hush payoff isnt more damaging to their reputation then proving their innocence in a court of law. He didn't want to take it to court because he didn't want to rot in jail.

Sorry your hero is a diddler

You must be too young to remember but Jackson faced these same allegations in a criminal trial and was found not guilty on any of the charges. When he was absolved that day, it was proven that these were all dirty rumors meant to hurt him.

I swear, it's like any time you open your mouth your case just gets flimsier and flimsier.
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Thompson
04/10/18 1:38:27 PM
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Spyro the Dragon...

...on Gamespot: 8,3
...on IMDB: 8,4
...on IGN: 9/10
...aggregrate on Gamerankings: 85.44%

Sure, it's not a comprehensive list of every review ever, but the original Spyro The Dagon was received very well. Even retro reviews give it high marks.
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NeonOctopus
04/10/18 1:40:39 PM
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AlphaCuck posted...
shitty games


AlphaCuck posted...
Crash, Spyro and MediEvil


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MoistenedYouth
04/10/18 1:52:21 PM
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Seroquel_Dreams posted...
VectorChaos posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
shitty games


AlphaCuck posted...
Crash, Spyro and MediEvil


fuIzPVh


This.

more like drink bloody piss
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Darksaber310
04/10/18 2:02:24 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
The difference is that Michael Jackson has inspired an entire generation of great artists who are worth supporting, and are there if you know where to look. Video games have regressed into releasing old games for new consoles at a price that's several times their value.

Lot of words in there you don't understand how to use.

And you don't settle out of court if they're just "rumours".


You do when that's the legal advice given by lawyers (who are advising based on the financial damage, not legal) when the person suing strategically waited until the middle of a tour, and offered a settlement that was a paltry sum compared to the amount Jackson stood to lose cancelling his tour. A settlement that was a paltry sum compared to what he would have been awarded had he won, AND he would have put a man who "molested" his child behind bars.

Let's also forget the history between him and Jackson as he had tried to blackmail and pressure Jackson into getting him into hollywood, the recorded call between him and the dentist who was "confessed to" and the fact that him and the dentist were friends. Yeah okay. As someone who followed those cases, you're full of two metric tons of it.
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PhazonReborn
04/10/18 2:02:51 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Shut the fuck up

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Questionmarktarius
04/10/18 2:08:29 PM
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26_Sandman_39 posted...
Yeah, thats the reason video games have regressed. Surely its not the fact that new games are 2 hour 30 minute CGI movies with little gameplay and when there is, its mashing a button in a straight hallway. And when its not this, its a broken Call of Duty clone.


Relevant:

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Caution999
04/10/18 2:25:00 PM
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Playing the Crashes again reminded me of how flawed they were. Fun games, but can be downright infuriating due to the design. I don't have the patience to obtain every gem, anymore. Definitely not every gem in Crash 1, anyway. Crash 2 was a little more lenient, but still a pain in the ass.
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gmanthebest
04/10/18 2:27:03 PM
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Literally called the Spyro trilogy "bad games".

What are you smoking and where can I buy it?
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AlphaCuck
04/10/18 2:32:32 PM
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26_Sandman_39 posted...
Yeah, thats the reason video games have regressed. Surely its not the fact that new games are 2 hour 30 minute CGI movies with little gameplay and when there is, its mashing a button in a straight hallway. And when its not this, its a broken Call of Duty clone.

Yep. TCs reason is the reason.

Lazy and repetitive button-mashers weren't a thing before now? I've got some news for you, my friend.
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AlphaCuck
04/10/18 2:40:09 PM
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gmanthebest posted...
Literally called the Spyro trilogy "bad games".

What are you smoking and where can I buy it?

They were at best average at the time. They're 20-year old relics that haven't aged well and now they're being dug up and released again as something worth playing.

If you like the games and want to play them, then fine. I've got no issue with that. But don't sit here and pretend it's on any other basis than nostalgia and it's not regressive.
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creativerealms
04/10/18 2:42:48 PM
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AlphaCuck posted...
gmanthebest posted...
Literally called the Spyro trilogy "bad games".

What are you smoking and where can I buy it?

They were at best average at the time. They're 20-year old relics that haven't aged well and now they're being dug up and released again as something worth playing.

If you like the games and want to play them, then fine. I've got no issue with that. But don't sit here and pretend it's on any other basis than nostalgia and it's not regressive.

You just spent this whole topic attacking the people who like the games and now you say you have no issue with that. Bullcrap.
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Thompson
04/10/18 2:44:31 PM
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AlphaCuck posted...
They were at best average at the time.

[citation needed]
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thanosibe
04/10/18 2:48:54 PM
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AlphaCuck posted...
They were at best average at the time.
Why is a lot of CE obsessed with such an average game franchise? I can think of many better hills to die on than Spyro.
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AlphaCuck
04/10/18 2:57:47 PM
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26_Sandman_39 posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
gmanthebest posted...
Literally called the Spyro trilogy "bad games".

What are you smoking and where can I buy it?

They were at best average at the time. They're 20-year old relics that haven't aged well and now they're being dug up and released again as something worth playing.

If you like the games and want to play them, then fine. I've got no issue with that. But don't sit here and pretend it's on any other basis than nostalgia and it's not regressive.


can you elaborate more on the havent aged well ?

Something that's derivative of much better franchises shows its age, just naturally. Making a Mario clone, adding gliding to it, and then taking out all of the fun of level design makes for a poor game in 2018. I look back on it more as a curiosity in the age of mascot platformers, not the merits of its gameplay.

I will say though, getting Stewart Copeland to do the soundtrack was really awesome. No denying that.
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AlphaCuck
04/10/18 3:12:44 PM
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26_Sandman_39 posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
26_Sandman_39 posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
gmanthebest posted...
Literally called the Spyro trilogy "bad games".

What are you smoking and where can I buy it?

They were at best average at the time. They're 20-year old relics that haven't aged well and now they're being dug up and released again as something worth playing.

If you like the games and want to play them, then fine. I've got no issue with that. But don't sit here and pretend it's on any other basis than nostalgia and it's not regressive.


can you elaborate more on the havent aged well ?

Something that's derivative of much better franchises shows its age, just naturally. Making a Mario clone, adding gliding to it, and then taking out all of the fun of level design makes for a poor game in 2018. I look back on it more as a curiosity in the age of mascot platformers, not the merits of its gameplay.

I will say though, getting Stewart Copeland to do the soundtrack was really awesome. No denying that.


Mario clone? Mario 64 was barely out before both Crash and Spyro came out. Actually, Crash was something Mario should have been after SMW, instead of Mario 64. Not to mention neither game has bad level design, aside from Crash 3 which had half the game be stupid vehicle mini-games.

And uh, does this make Mario 64 automatically good or something? Since it was original? Something that aged well? Please dont say yes, because the camera is one of the worst things in any video game ever.

"Barely"? There was at least a good year between Mario 64 and Spyro. Not to mention you're divorcing it from the context that these games were being made in about a year. The influence is rather apparent.
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