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UnfairRepresent 04/09/18 9:18:53 AM #1:	80/80 One of the most elite top fighters in the world by pure coincidence has the exact same name as you and by mistake you've been brought in his or her place and have to fight Outworld's toughest enemies in brutal battles to the death for the fate of your world. What would your strategy be? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:899331281] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>80/80 One of the most elite top fighters in the world by pure coincidence has the exact same name as you and by mistake you've been brought in his or her place and have to fight Outworld's toughest enemies in brutal battles to the death for the fate of your world. What would your strategy be?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 04/09/18 9:19:24 AM #2:	Get my spine ripped out fast --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:899331300] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Get my spine ripped out fast</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 04/09/18 9:20:38 AM #3:	Hope someone gives me a quick death --- http://i.imgur.com/kpXTakw.gif http://i.imgur.com/Pto3yPa.jpg http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:899331333] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Hope someone gives me a quick death</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 04/09/18 9:21:39 AM #4:	I'd at least try to get a couple handfuls of titty before my head gets cut off and quartered in mid-air --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:899331362] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>I'd at least try to get a couple handfuls of titty before my head gets cut off and quartered in mid-air</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvlButtslam 04/09/18 9:21:42 AM #5:	Teleport punch x infinity --- Hey kiddies <cite>AvlButtslam posted [p:899331366] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Teleport punch x infinity</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 04/09/18 9:21:46 AM #6:	Fake my death before it starts. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:899331371] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Fake my death before it starts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 04/09/18 9:22:18 AM #7:	Bob and weave then when my opponent least expects it --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:899331389] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Bob and weave then when my opponent least expects it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rhklce 04/09/18 9:22:47 AM #8:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-GKNEHwJH4" data-time=" <cite>rhklce posted [p:899331406] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-GKNEHwJH4" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 04/09/18 9:23:13 AM #9:	Hide and if found hope/plead for a quick death. --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:899331420] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Hide and if found hope/plead for a quick death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 04/09/18 9:25:33 AM #10:	Is this the 9th or the 10th Mortal Kombat? I'd like to know how fuck Earthrealm really is. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:899331496] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Is this the 9th or the 10th Mortal Kombat? I'd like to know how fuck Earthrealm really is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 04/09/18 9:26:54 AM #11:	Hoping for a quick and painless death. --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:899331535] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Hoping for a quick and painless death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/09/18 9:28:08 AM #12:	A_Good_Boy posted... Is this the 9th or the 10th Mortal Kombat? I'd like to know how fuck Earthrealm really is. The 19th. The Great Kung Lao won the 10th --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:899331574] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote>Is this the 9th or the 10th Mortal Kombat? I'd like to know how fuck Earthrealm really is.</quote> The 19th. The Great Kung Lao won the 10th</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 04/09/18 9:28:20 AM #13:	Don't fire till I see the whites of their eyes --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:899331580] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Don't fire till I see the whites of their eyes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nazanir 04/09/18 9:28:39 AM #14:	Welp, Earth is fucked. --- XboX GT/Steam/Wii-U - Nazanir <cite>Nazanir posted [p:899331588] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Welp, Earth is fucked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 04/09/18 9:29:54 AM #15:	--- New Sig pending... <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:899331625] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 04/09/18 9:31:38 AM #16:	Try to motorboat Sheeva before I die. --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 http://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - http://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:899331683] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Try to motorboat Sheeva before I die.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/09/18 9:45:36 AM #17:	Sativa_Rose posted... Don't fire till I see the whites of their eyes It's one on one fights. Unless you consider Shaolin Monks canon. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:899332137] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote>Don't fire till I see the whites of their eyes</quote> It's one on one fights. Unless you consider Shaolin Monks canon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 04/09/18 9:51:36 AM #18:	eston posted... I'd at least try to get a couple handfuls of titty before my head gets cut off and quartered in mid-air Pretty much this. I mean, I'm dead anyway. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:899332363] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>I'd at least try to get a couple handfuls of titty before my head gets cut off and quartered in mid-air</quote> Pretty much this. I mean, I'm dead anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/09/18 9:52:57 AM #19:	My strategy would be to die to someone like Sub Zero so I can ensure that I am only dead vs dying to someone like Quan Chi. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:899332397] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>My strategy would be to die to someone like Sub Zero so I can ensure that I am only dead vs dying to someone like Quan Chi.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 04/09/18 9:54:18 AM #20:	Hide under a tree somewhere and hope everyone forgets about me --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:899332461] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Hide under a tree somewhere and hope everyone forgets about me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/09/18 9:55:37 AM #21:	frozenshock posted... Hide under a tree somewhere and hope everyone forgets about me Erm... You're not familar with Mortal Kombat trees are you? 1. ~~They're alive and eat people.~~ 2. ~~Fighters hide behind them~~ You're better off hiding behind rocks or something. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:899332516] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>Hide under a tree somewhere and hope everyone forgets about me</quote> Erm... You're not familar with Mortal Kombat trees are you? 1. They're alive and eat people. 2. Fighters hide behind them You're better off hiding behind rocks or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 04/09/18 9:57:36 AM #22:	UnfairRepresent posted... frozenshock posted... Hide under a tree somewhere and hope everyone forgets about me Erm... You're not familar with Mortal Kombat trees are you? 1. ~~They're alive and eat people.~~ 2. ~~Fighters hide behind them~~ You're better off hiding behind rocks or something. Shit I forgot about that. runs away from tree --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:899332585] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>Hide under a tree somewhere and hope everyone forgets about me</quote> Erm... You're not familar with Mortal Kombat trees are you? 1. They're alive and eat people. 2. Fighters hide behind them You're better off hiding behind rocks or something.</quote> Shit I forgot about that. runs away from tree</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 04/09/18 9:59:19 AM #23:	rhklce posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-GKNEHwJH4" data-time=" This, except I'm Dee. --- Switch FC: SW-3227-7104-3140. PSN: Grindpantera Twitch.tv/kogasteelfang <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:899332671] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote><cite>rhklce posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-GKNEHwJH4" data-time="</quote> This, except I'm Dee.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/09/18 11:42:01 AM #24:	frozenshock posted... UnfairRepresent posted... frozenshock posted... Hide under a tree somewhere and hope everyone forgets about me Erm... You're not familar with Mortal Kombat trees are you? 1. ~~They're alive and eat people.~~ 2. ~~Fighters hide behind them~~ You're better off hiding behind rocks or something. Shit I forgot about that. runs away from tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o8L08B_4_o" data-time=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4HFu7HWao" data-time=" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:899337146] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>Hide under a tree somewhere and hope everyone forgets about me</quote> Erm... You're not familar with Mortal Kombat trees are you? 1. They're alive and eat people. 2. Fighters hide behind them You're better off hiding behind rocks or something.</quote> Shit I forgot about that. runs away from tree</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o8L08B_4_o" data-time=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4HFu7HWao" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 04/09/18 12:00:31 PM #25:	Please send my bones back to my mom along with a note that I love her --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:899338034] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Please send my bones back to my mom along with a note that I love her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 04/09/18 12:18:08 PM #26:	well at least now i can use my rip-out-a-heart and easily-snatch-off-limbs techniques without going to prison --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:899338929] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>well at least now i can use my rip-out-a-heart and easily-snatch-off-limbs techniques without going to prison</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/10/18 4:27:45 PM #27:	frozenshock posted... Please send my bones back to my mom along with a note that I love her I think that would come across as creepy unless you made it clear that the love was from you and not the messenger --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:899418114] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>Please send my bones back to my mom along with a note that I love her</quote> I think that would come across as creepy unless you made it clear that the love was from you and not the messenger</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/11/18 1:20:14 PM #28:	Bump --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:899469809] in Oh no! You... [t:76499775]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Oh no! You've accidentially been enlisted to defend Earthrealm in Mortal Kombat!