Current Events > Scenario: You're offered the role of James Bond's gay lover, would you take it?

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UnfairRepresent
04/07/18 6:13:26 PM
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In the next Bond movie the suits have decided to make Bond gay to be more marketably hip for the young generation. And you're a fit for the demographics they want to appeal to

You do all the typical Bond lover stuff, get romanced, get captured, rescued, end up betraying him or something and then die to be repaced by someone new in the sequels.

VGTBPmw

Would you do it?
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Kitt
04/07/18 6:14:05 PM
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Turbam
04/07/18 6:17:28 PM
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Sure, this could be just what I need for my acting career!
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Offworlder1
04/07/18 6:18:50 PM
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Nope, Im not gay or willing to be gay for pay.
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Prestoff
04/07/18 6:19:18 PM
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If the pay is good, sure.
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Havik
04/07/18 6:19:55 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Nope, Im not gay or willing to be gay for pay.


This, as well as the fact that i'm not an actor in any sense of the word.
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UnfairRepresent
04/07/18 6:21:13 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Nope, Im not gay or willing to be gay for pay.

It's a movie dude

You think Jeff Goldblum really is an arrogant alien?
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_Goggalor_
04/07/18 6:21:59 PM
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Of course. Money, fame, don't actually have to be gay.
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Offworlder1
04/07/18 6:23:22 PM
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Just saying my choice, the role does not appeal to me nor does the concept.
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JE19426
04/07/18 6:24:28 PM
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No. I'm extremely camera shy.
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yusiko
04/07/18 6:25:33 PM
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yes
i am so committed to my craft i would be willing to have the sex scene be unsimulated
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gbpxl
04/07/18 6:25:42 PM
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He's gay? That's so early 2010's. The modern Bond would be a female-to-male transsexual Muslim.
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Kitt
04/07/18 6:26:24 PM
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yusiko posted...
yes
i am so committed to my craft i would be willing to have the sex scene be unsimulated

Hawt
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Pepys Monster
04/07/18 6:26:39 PM
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_Goggalor_ posted...
Of course. Money, fame, don't actually have to be gay.

What about the gay kissing and sex scenes?
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Axiom
04/07/18 6:28:16 PM
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Imagine being so scared of homosexuality you wouldn't even take a role in a major film where you will make fucking bank. Lmao
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UnfairRepresent
04/07/18 6:30:35 PM
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gbpxl posted...
He's gay? That's so early 2010's. The modern Bond would be a female-to-male transsexual Muslim.

you think Hollywood execs aren't behind the times?
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Marmitecashews
04/07/18 6:33:09 PM
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That depends. Do I gain acting abilities?
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Offworlder1
04/07/18 6:33:25 PM
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@Axiom

I do not agree with them making thr biggest womanizer and making him gay, they can create a new character to do gimmicks like that not shit all over an established franchise.

Look at how bad the all women Ghostbusters film was.
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UnfairRepresent
04/07/18 6:33:36 PM
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Marmitecashews posted...
That depends. Do I gain acting abilities?

No. It's just you
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uwnim
04/07/18 6:35:58 PM
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Sure. I'd take the role.
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Axiom
04/07/18 6:37:58 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Axiom

I do not agree with them making thr biggest womanizer and making him gay, they can create a new character to do gimmicks like that not shit all over an established franchise.

Look at how bad the all women Ghostbusters film was.

Dude you literally freaked out about men showering together in the military when there was no hint of homosexuality whatsoever. Don't pretend this is about the character
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Marmitecashews
04/07/18 6:42:35 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Marmitecashews posted...
That depends. Do I gain acting abilities?

No. It's just you

In that case, no.
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Offworlder1
04/07/18 6:45:45 PM
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@Axiom

You act like there is something wrong with a man who would prefer to shower with women instead of bathing with other dudes.
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Anteaterking
04/07/18 6:47:37 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
@Axiom

You act like there is something wrong with a man who would prefer to shower with women instead of bathing with other dudes.


Why would you want to shower with women who aren't interested in you?
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Axiom
04/07/18 6:49:18 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
You act like there is something wrong with a man who would prefer to shower with women instead of bathing with other dudes.

That has absolutely nothing to do with you being afraid to shower with men in the military and you know it. Also stop tagging people everytime you reply to someone. There's no need to do that
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Offworlder1
04/07/18 6:54:45 PM
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I summon you Axiom

@axiom


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AvlButtslam
04/07/18 6:57:30 PM
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Sure. Especially if it's Idris Elba. I could threeway with Tom Hardy too if Idris is into that.
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Axiom
04/07/18 6:57:51 PM
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Offworlder1
04/07/18 7:05:13 PM
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pieisthebest
04/07/18 7:08:41 PM
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Yes and I am mostly straight, but I'm down to be gay for movie fame + cash
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Knowledge_King
04/07/18 11:37:00 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Nope, Im not gay or willing to be gay for pay.

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RE_expert44
04/07/18 11:37:56 PM
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Skye Reynolds
04/07/18 11:54:14 PM
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No. I'd be willing to portray a homosexual character, but not the lover of a gay James Bond. Womanizing is an essentially element of the James Bond character. He shouldn't be made gay just for the sake of it.

Even if I couldn't stop the film from being made, I'd take no part in it.
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UnfairRepresent
04/08/18 3:39:23 AM
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Knowledge_King posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Nope, Im not gay or willing to be gay for pay.

It's a movie
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gguirao
04/08/18 3:40:08 AM
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I'm not gay, so no.
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