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Orthopox12 04/04/18 8:08:27 PM #1:	Whats it like? --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:899069201] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>Whats it like?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 04/04/18 8:08:56 PM #2:	Its what I call my ex-wife --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:899069233] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>Its what I call my ex-wife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeonesAlt 04/04/18 8:08:57 PM #3:	@FrankIin Share with CE --- But Whose? <cite>SomeonesAlt posted [p:899069234] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>@FrankIin Share with CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/04/18 8:14:39 PM #4:	It's a lot better in bed than Pamela Handerson. --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:899069567] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>It's a lot better in bed than Pamela Handerson.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 04/04/18 8:15:29 PM #5:	WilliamPorygon posted... It's a lot better in bed than Pamela Handerson. Wont give you Hep C --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:899069621] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>WilliamPorygon posted...</cite> <quote>It's a lot better in bed than Pamela Handerson.</quote> Wont give you Hep C</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 04/04/18 8:15:35 PM #6:	I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 2 (1) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:899069629] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
halomonkey1_3_5 04/04/18 8:16:52 PM #7:	some of them are legitimately better than the real deal --- Billy Mays: July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009 The Greatest <cite>halomonkey1_3_5 posted [p:899069695] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>some of them are legitimately better than the real deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeonesAlt 04/04/18 8:17:38 PM #8:	voldothegr8 posted... I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly. There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about. --- But Whose? <cite>SomeonesAlt posted [p:899069739] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly.</quote> There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 04/04/18 8:17:47 PM #9:	Been tempted to. --- The only game reviewers who can be trusted are those who publish in Latin or Swahili. <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:899069748] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>Been tempted to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 04/04/18 8:22:28 PM #10:	I want an Asa Akira one. --- Chicago, greatest city in the world! <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:899070005] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>I want an Asa Akira one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 04/04/18 8:22:32 PM #11:	I want to but I cant justify the cost or explain it to my gf. --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:899070009] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>I want to but I cant justify the cost or explain it to my gf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 04/04/18 8:23:39 PM #12:	Orthopox12 posted... I want to but I cant justify the cost or explain it to my gf. Cost is an issue? How much do these things go for? --- Chicago, greatest city in the world! <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:899070073] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>Orthopox12 posted...</cite> <quote>I want to but I cant justify the cost or explain it to my gf.</quote> Cost is an issue? How much do these things go for?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 04/04/18 8:25:42 PM #13:	Ive seen from 50-80 USD you can customize them so Im sure that cost even more. --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:899070180] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>Ive seen from 50-80 USD you can customize them so Im sure that cost even more.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 04/04/18 8:26:34 PM #14:	Do you have to get over the awkwardness the first time you try? --- The only game reviewers who can be trusted are those who publish in Latin or Swahili. <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:899070232] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>Do you have to get over the awkwardness the first time you try?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 04/04/18 8:26:41 PM #15:	I had a type of one for like a month, only used it a couple times. Had to lube the shit out of it which was annoying but Id be lying if I didnt say it was pretty awesome. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:899070241] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>I had a type of one for like a month, only used it a couple times. Had to lube the shit out of it which was annoying but Id be lying if I didnt say it was pretty awesome.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Two_Dee 04/04/18 8:30:05 PM #16:	SomeonesAlt posted... voldothegr8 posted... I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly. There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about. Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own --- https://i.imgur.com/jkyPFfF.gifv <cite>Two_Dee posted [p:899070461] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly.</quote> There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about.</quote> Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 04/04/18 8:35:48 PM #17:	Two_Dee posted... SomeonesAlt posted... voldothegr8 posted... I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly. There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about. Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own I saw a subreddit for cumming on vintage hame cartridges too --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:899070762] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>Two_Dee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly.</quote> There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about.</quote> Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own</quote> I saw a subreddit for cumming on vintage hame cartridges too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeonesAlt 04/04/18 8:36:27 PM #18:	Two_Dee posted... SomeonesAlt posted... voldothegr8 posted... I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly. There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about. Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own --- But Whose? <cite>SomeonesAlt posted [p:899070808] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>Two_Dee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly.</quote> There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about.</quote> Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 04/04/18 8:38:34 PM #19:	I had one. Used it frequently at first. Eventually it was just too much work and went back to normal wank. Threw it away. For novelty it was good, but eh. Not long term. --- Steppin on the beach doot doot do <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:899070924] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>I had one. Used it frequently at first. Eventually it was just too much work and went back to normal wank. Threw it away. For novelty it was good, but eh. Not long term.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 04/04/18 8:40:29 PM #20:	Nah I need to buy one tho. My building likes to lose power a bit too often. Last time I almost busted ass going down a pitch black stairwell --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:899071022] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>Nah I need to buy one tho. My building likes to lose power a bit too often. Last time I almost busted ass going down a pitch black stairwell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 04/04/18 8:40:53 PM #21:	How do you clean them? I imagine load after load festering in it is unsanitary --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:899071044] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>How do you clean them? I imagine load after load festering in it is unsanitary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thanosibe 04/04/18 8:45:04 PM #23:	SomeonesAlt posted... Two_Dee posted... SomeonesAlt posted... voldothegr8 posted... I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly. There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about. Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own I'm so glad I'm halfway to death's door. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:899071267] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Two_Dee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly.</quote> There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about.</quote> Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own</quote> </quote>I'm so glad I'm halfway to death's door.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeonesAlt 04/04/18 8:47:38 PM #24:	thanosibe posted... SomeonesAlt posted... Two_Dee posted... SomeonesAlt posted... voldothegr8 posted... I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly. There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about. Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own I'm so glad I'm halfway to death's door. Age-wise or do you have an illness? --- But Whose? <cite>SomeonesAlt posted [p:899071420] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>thanosibe posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Two_Dee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly.</quote> There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about.</quote> Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own</quote> </quote>I'm so glad I'm halfway to death's door.</quote> Age-wise or do you have an illness?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/04/18 8:48:50 PM #25:	Two_Dee posted... SomeonesAlt posted... voldothegr8 posted... I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly. There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about. Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own Well how about this one? --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:899071479] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>Two_Dee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly.</quote> There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about.</quote> Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own</quote> Well how about this one? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 04/04/18 8:54:12 PM #26:	SomeonesAlt posted... thanosibe posted... SomeonesAlt posted... Two_Dee posted... SomeonesAlt posted... voldothegr8 posted... I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly. There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about. Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own I'm so glad I'm halfway to death's door. Age-wise or do you have an illness? Age. I'm 40. And this thread cements my already established reasoning for never checking my sons' internet history. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:899071755] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thanosibe posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Two_Dee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly.</quote> There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about.</quote> Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own</quote> </quote>I'm so glad I'm halfway to death's door.</quote> Age-wise or do you have an illness?</quote>Age. I'm 40. And this thread cements my already established reasoning for never checking my sons' internet history.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Two_Dee 04/04/18 8:55:45 PM #27:	thanosibe posted... Age. I'm 40. And this thread cements my already established reasoning for never checking my sons' internet history. does he own anime figures --- https://i.imgur.com/jkyPFfF.gifv <cite>Two_Dee posted [p:899071840] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>thanosibe posted...</cite> <quote>Age. I'm 40. And this thread cements my already established reasoning for never checking my sons' internet history. </quote> does he own anime figures</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I_Stay_Noided 04/04/18 8:57:01 PM #28:	dragons fucking cars --- https://i.imgur.com/GAMW8yg.png https://i.imgur.com/btGOdK9.jpg https://i.imgur.com/A8lSuSR.jpg https://i.imgur.com/uketqtZ.jpg <cite>I_Stay_Noided posted [p:899071900] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>dragons fucking cars</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/04/18 8:57:13 PM #29:	I have hands --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:899071912] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>I have hands</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeonesAlt 04/04/18 8:59:05 PM #30:	thanosibe posted... SomeonesAlt posted... thanosibe posted... SomeonesAlt posted... Two_Dee posted... SomeonesAlt posted... voldothegr8 posted... I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly. There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about. Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own I'm so glad I'm halfway to death's door. Age-wise or do you have an illness? Age. I'm 40. And this thread cements my already established reasoning for never checking my sons' internet history. I can only imagine the horror of raising kids in this day and age. Fortunately my girlfriend is completely against having kids as am I. We have my sister's little one who we can be the cool aunt and uncle of, lol. --- But Whose? <cite>SomeonesAlt posted [p:899072019] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>thanosibe posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thanosibe posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Two_Dee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never tried one but I did once stumble into the subreddit. Not only did I learn there is a bustling community for these things, but they also come in all kinds of patterns on the inside. I was impressed honestly.</quote> There is? Seems like a really odd thing to be social about.</quote> Theres a community for cumming on anime figures Ppl even request for others to cum on figures that they dont own</quote> </quote>I'm so glad I'm halfway to death's door.</quote> Age-wise or do you have an illness?</quote>Age. I'm 40. And this thread cements my already established reasoning for never checking my sons' internet history.</quote> I can only imagine the horror of raising kids in this day and age. Fortunately my girlfriend is completely against having kids as am I. We have my sister's little one who we can be the cool aunt and uncle of, lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 04/04/18 9:05:34 PM #31:	SomeonesAlt posted... I can only imagine the horror of raising kids in this day and age. Fortunately my girlfriend is completely against having kids as am I. We have my sister's little one who we can be the cool aunt and uncle of, lol. It certainly is. While I'm glad I have them and many times it's great having them; they're both gamers. The internet is by far the biggest issue. Not just because of the internet itself but trying to find a trusting medium with something that was non-existent when I was young. 30-40 year old parents are some of the first to raise children who don't know a life without internet and smart phones. And of course unlimited and easily accessible pornography. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:899072361] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote><cite>SomeonesAlt posted...</cite> <quote> I can only imagine the horror of raising kids in this day and age. Fortunately my girlfriend is completely against having kids as am I. We have my sister's little one who we can be the cool aunt and uncle of, lol.</quote>It certainly is. While I'm glad I have them and many times it's great having them; they're both gamers. The internet is by far the biggest issue. Not just because of the internet itself but trying to find a trusting medium with something that was non-existent when I was young. 30-40 year old parents are some of the first to raise children who don't know a life without internet and smart phones. And of course unlimited and easily accessible pornography.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Two_Dee 04/04/18 9:06:43 PM #32:	hentai can be a fantastic father / son bonding experience just ask Kurt Eichenwald --- https://i.imgur.com/jkyPFfF.gifv <cite>Two_Dee posted [p:899072411] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>hentai can be a fantastic father / son bonding experience just ask Kurt Eichenwald</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 04/04/18 9:34:39 PM #33:	Im honestly scared to have daughters. --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:899073786] in Have you e... [t:76485617]...</cite> <quote>Im honestly scared to have daughters.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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