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I_Stay_Noided
03/31/18 3:40:06 AM
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6'2
Blonde
Volleyball body
Glasses

No pics because she's not on social media. Might literally be the most perfect woman I've met.
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MuayThai85
03/31/18 3:42:59 AM
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She's 9-12 inches too tall to qualify for perfect.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/31/18 3:44:19 AM
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Whats her pussy smell like??
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MedeaLysistrata
03/31/18 3:44:19 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
She's 9-12 inches too tall to qualify for perfect.

taller girls are best
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I_Stay_Noided
03/31/18 3:44:31 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
She's 9-12 inches too tall to qualify for perfect.

Nah cause im not a fucking insecure manlet
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Cookie Bag
03/31/18 3:48:33 AM
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ProfessorKukui
03/31/18 3:52:45 AM
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someone was brewing love today.
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iClockwork
03/31/18 3:58:04 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
She's 9-12 inches too tall to qualify for perfect.

Sucks to be short.
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MuayThai85
03/31/18 4:01:44 AM
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iClockwork posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
She's 9-12 inches too tall to qualify for perfect.

Sucks to be short.


6'0". Definitely wouldn't be considered short by most standards.
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chollima
03/31/18 4:04:34 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Whats her pussy smell like??

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I_Stay_Noided
03/31/18 4:05:43 AM
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chollima posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Whats her pussy smell like??

Hopefully the good kind of yeast so I can make a beer from it
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NOM
03/31/18 4:06:44 AM
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Aw yeah ferment that poon
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Kaname_Madoka
03/31/18 4:16:59 AM
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too short
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Dr_Agon
03/31/18 4:35:21 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Whats her pussy smell like??


lmao
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iClockwork
03/31/18 4:38:06 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
6'0". Definitely wouldn't be considered short by most standards.

Then claiming that your attracted to girls a foot shorter than you implies you like underdeveloped or prepubescent girls.

yikes
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Trayvon
03/31/18 4:40:04 AM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
No pics because she's not on social media.


she tell you this or you been trying to creep around online for her?
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snowman9267
03/31/18 4:51:07 AM
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Tall girl volleyball legs......

*wipes brow*
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bulletproofvita
03/31/18 4:52:20 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
someone was brewing love today.

Oh dear
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I_Stay_Noided
03/31/18 4:53:44 AM
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bulletproofvita posted...
ProfessorKukui posted...
someone was brewing love today.

Oh dear

Brewkake is next
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bulletproofvita
03/31/18 4:55:40 AM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
she's not on social media.

How is this possible?
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MuayThai85
03/31/18 5:29:17 AM
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iClockwork posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
6'0". Definitely wouldn't be considered short by most standards.

Then claiming that your attracted to girls a foot shorter than you implies you like underdeveloped or prepubescent girls.

yikes

9-12 inches below 6'2" is 5'2"-5'5", you know, the about average height for females. I know math is hard but at least try to think before you post. Or is it that you just lack basic reading comprehension?
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/31/18 8:24:16 AM
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iClockwork posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
6'0". Definitely wouldn't be considered short by most standards.

Then claiming that your attracted to girls a foot shorter than you implies you like underdeveloped or prepubescent girls.

yikes

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I_Stay_Noided
03/31/18 12:03:04 PM
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stoltenberg11
03/31/18 12:06:38 PM
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if no pics then draw her on mspaint and post it here
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teepan95
03/31/18 12:07:07 PM
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Go get her!
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EnterTheTekken
03/31/18 12:08:57 PM
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dirtycommunist
03/31/18 12:10:40 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
She's 9-12 inches too tall to qualify for perfect.

I've always said about tall girls: I may be too short for her, but she isn't too tall for me.
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halomonkey1_3_5
03/31/18 12:10:41 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
too short

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MuayThai85
04/01/18 12:11:15 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
iClockwork posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
6'0". Definitely wouldn't be considered short by most standards.

Then claiming that your attracted to girls a foot shorter than you implies you like underdeveloped or prepubescent girls.

yikes

CDqD1KV


He's a sad, lonely, pathetic troll. He will grasp at whatever straw he can.
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iClockwork
04/01/18 12:24:46 AM
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I mean...you obsessively talk about your tiny Asian wife who who you say constantly gets mistaken for 13.

Kinda speaks for itself.
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MuayThai85
04/01/18 2:27:09 AM
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Thanks for proving my point. A sad troll who has to pull shit out of his ass.

Also, my wife is 5'1" 105lbs, that really isn't tiny (unless you are including the average American woman) and definitely doesn't look 13 by any means.
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I_Stay_Noided
04/01/18 2:41:13 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Also, my wife is 5'1" 105lbs

thats pretty tiny dude
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008Zulu
04/01/18 2:45:13 AM
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I wouldn't mind a tall girl. As someone who stands at about 6'6", I don't like having to literally pick a girl up to make eye contact.
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iClockwork
04/01/18 2:49:39 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Also, my wife is 5'1" 105lbs, that really isn't tiny

So what you like'm more around 4'6 75 pounds. That's literally a 10 year old.

Jesus Christ.
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MuayThai85
04/01/18 2:56:47 AM
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I_Stay_Noided posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Also, my wife is 5'1" 105lbs

thats pretty tiny dude


If you are comparing it to your average American woman, sure (my mom is shorter and I know quite a few girls in the same size range). But compared to Asians (I live in Asia), she's about average.
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