Current Events > Feuding with my neighbors (with pics and blogfaqs)

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So I rent and for whatever reason like three houses in a row don't have fences on either side. I wake up to this

https://imgur.com/gallery/DqTw5

My asshole neighbors thought it was okay to pull through multiple back yards in order to park like this. They tore up my back lawn because it's been rainy all week.

I put trash cans directly behind that truck so I would be able to hear them being moved. Later in the day I heard someone back there and it was an older lady getting cigarettes out of her car. She claimed that she didn't pull in that way and I made a lot if threats to "whoever" pulled through even though from the angle it was clearly her.

Later she had trouble getting her car out of the mud and had someone help her. I went out and sprinkled screws/nails on the cement and told them that's what I was doing so they should make sure not to accidently drive over them.

About an hour ago I watched a different truck pull through. The same way over all of the screws and nails. I'm laying patiently in wait.
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Mr_Biscuit posted...

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You sound like one of those "GET OF MAH LAWN!" types.
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maybe your neighbors are all buying meth
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let me know when you'll be appearing on judge judy after tires get slashed.
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Dark_SilverX posted...

Mr_Biscuit posted...

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If they find out it was you then you'll probably pick up some kinda charge for the nails if you let anyone know you did it deliberately.

But damn dude that's fucked up and I definitely would want to do the same thing.
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DirkDiggles posted...

You sound like one of those "GET OF MAH LAWN!" types.

I actually don't overly mind them driving over it when it's dry and not going to cause any lasting trouble. Now it has big ditches in it though. I don't want that.

Kombucha posted...

maybe your neighbors are all buying meth

I wouldn't be surprised it's a normal looking house that somehow has three separate units in it...or at least has three sets of trash cans. They've always had a rotating list of tenants except for two brothers that live together and are nice.
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Ben_Ruggiero posted...

If they find out it was you then you'll probably pick up some kinda charge for the nails if you let anyone know you did it deliberately.

But damn dude that's fucked up and I definitely would want to do the same thing.

I may start lining up my trash cans as a fence. I may calm down tomorrow and sweep that shit up if it doesn't escalate.
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Can you ask your landlord to put up a fence?
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The suspects returned home through the use of their own fucking driveway because my neighbor is now blocking them further down.

I passive aggressively built a wall of garbage cans on the right end of my drive in the above picture while they watched. I stared at them as they smoked in their car. They tried not to look at me.

Then they pulled about midway up their own driveway when that maroon truck returned home a bit later. Currently, someone's headlights are on in the driveway. I am posted up in my back hallway waiting to see if they ever go inside.
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Sounds like you live next to a halfway house. I am counting the days until I no longer rent.
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You're clocking a lotta hours on this case, TC
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