Poll of the Day > Did you know that carrots cause abortions?

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Lokarin 03/30/18 8:06:25 PM #1:	Scientific Fact --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:898788996] in Did you kn... [t:76469620]...</cite> <quote>Scientific Fact</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 03/30/18 8:10:35 PM #3:	Zangulus posted... Youre not supposed to jam them into the vagina. God damn. That's also actually dangerous since the surface of a carrot is ... umm... not "porous", but something that is abrasive. ... But that's not the science. It's the presence of a chemical which is also in Azalea flowers. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:898789193] in Did you kn... [t:76469620]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>Youre not supposed to jam them into the vagina. God damn.</quote> That's also actually dangerous since the surface of a carrot is ... umm... not "porous", but something that is abrasive. ... But that's not the science. It's the presence of a chemical which is also in Azalea flowers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 03/30/18 8:17:19 PM #5:	Zangulus posted... They are also 88% a component of jet fuel. No wonder people are having abortions by ramming them in their carrot catcher. How can jet fuel melt steel panties? --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:898789532] in Did you kn... [t:76469620]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>They are also 88% a component of jet fuel. No wonder people are having abortions by ramming them in their carrot catcher.</quote> How can jet fuel melt steel panties?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 03/30/18 8:20:27 PM #7:	Heh, Zang is fun today --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:898789680] in Did you kn... [t:76469620]...</cite> <quote>Heh, Zang is fun today</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 03/30/18 8:22:36 PM #9:	Can carrots cause infertility too? That'd be nice because I eat a ton of them. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:898789780] in Did you kn... [t:76469620]...</cite> <quote>Can carrots cause infertility too? That'd be nice because I eat a ton of them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 03/30/18 8:29:21 PM #10:	Jen0125 posted... Can carrots cause infertility too? That'd be nice because I eat a ton of them. It's a mild contraceptive and a strong abortificant. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:898790109] in Did you kn... [t:76469620]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>Can carrots cause infertility too? That'd be nice because I eat a ton of them.</quote> It's a mild contraceptive and a strong abortificant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 03/30/18 8:57:46 PM #12:	WHOACH! I just realized the Thigh Master was designed so that women can better close their legs --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:898791574] in Did you kn... [t:76469620]...</cite> <quote>WHOACH! I just realized the Thigh Master was designed so that women can better close their legs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 03/30/18 9:46:12 PM #13:	Lokarin posted... Zangulus posted... Youre not supposed to jam them into the vagina. God damn. That's also actually dangerous since the surface of a carrot is ... umm... not "porous", but something that is abrasive. So peel it and sand it. --- lolmodhagomi <cite>zebatov posted [p:898793860] in Did you kn... [t:76469620]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lokarin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>Youre not supposed to jam them into the vagina. God damn.</quote> That's also actually dangerous since the surface of a carrot is ... umm... not "porous", but something that is abrasive.</quote> So peel it and sand it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yutterh 03/30/18 11:25:49 PM #14:	Lokarin posted... Zangulus posted... Youre not supposed to jam them into the vagina. God damn. That's also actually dangerous since the surface of a carrot is ... umm... not "porous", but something that is abrasive. ... But that's not the science. It's the presence of a chemical which is also in Azalea flowers. Chick died in a 1000 ways to die, do to ducking a carrot. It cut her vagina wall and she hymorigged to death. --- i7-5820K 3.3GHz, Asus X99-DELUXE, Corsair H110i GTX, 850 EVO 1TB, EVGA GTX 970 4GB FTW ACX2.0, Corsair 760T, EVGA 850W, Orion Spark, Proteus Core, Benq BL3200PT <cite>yutterh posted [p:898797992] in Did you kn... [t:76469620]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lokarin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>Youre not supposed to jam them into the vagina. God damn.</quote> That's also actually dangerous since the surface of a carrot is ... umm... not "porous", but something that is abrasive. ... But that's not the science. It's the presence of a chemical which is also in Azalea flowers.</quote> Chick died in a 1000 ways to die, do to ducking a carrot. It cut her vagina wall and she hymorigged to death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 03/30/18 11:28:07 PM #15:	yutterh posted... Lokarin posted... Zangulus posted... Youre not supposed to jam them into the vagina. God damn. That's also actually dangerous since the surface of a carrot is ... umm... not "porous", but something that is abrasive. ... But that's not the science. It's the presence of a chemical which is also in Azalea flowers. Chick died in a 1000 ways to die, do to ducking a carrot. It cut her vagina wall and she hymorigged to death. The puns on that show are deadlier than any carrot --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:898798091] in Did you kn... [t:76469620]...</cite> <quote><cite>yutterh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lokarin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>Youre not supposed to jam them into the vagina. God damn.</quote> That's also actually dangerous since the surface of a carrot is ... umm... not "porous", but something that is abrasive. ... But that's not the science. It's the presence of a chemical which is also in Azalea flowers.</quote> Chick died in a 1000 ways to die, do to ducking a carrot. It cut her vagina wall and she hymorigged to death.</quote> The puns on that show are deadlier than any carrot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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