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Johnny_Nutcase
03/30/18 2:04:18 AM
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Little grease fire, but I threw a drink at it and WHOOOOOOOSH Aghhh FUCK it was my Rum and Coke. Pissed off I wasted my drink like that.
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Patchwork
03/30/18 2:07:46 AM
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*stop being an idiot

Fixed that for you.
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The_Doge
03/30/18 2:15:29 AM
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lk2RMl3
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/30/18 2:16:41 AM
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The_Doge posted...
lk2RMl3


Attttta boy that's the piece that fell into the cat shit that was on the floor.
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LordRazziel
03/30/18 2:23:14 AM
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NL0e6pL

Just pop it in the microwave for a couple minutes.
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/30/18 2:25:12 AM
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LordRazziel posted...
NL0e6pL

Just pop it in the microwave for a couple minutes.


You don't microwave bacon!
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Butterfiles
03/30/18 2:26:53 AM
#7:


I boil my bacon
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
03/30/18 2:27:24 AM
#8:


LordRazziel posted...
NL0e6pL

Just pop it in the microwave for a couple minutes.

rofl who buys dis
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nevershine
03/30/18 2:27:47 AM
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I just eat it raw....
Saves time
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MabusIncarnate
03/30/18 2:34:20 AM
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Butterfiles posted...
I boil my bacon

Slaps your face off of your face
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kayoticdreamz
03/30/18 2:34:51 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
LordRazziel posted...
NL0e6pL

Just pop it in the microwave for a couple minutes.


You don't microwave bacon!
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/30/18 2:36:47 AM
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Now it's clear. Now it's clear that it's worth risking your house, ass, dick, tits, and vagina to cook bacon properly. Too cook it right.
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LordRazziel
03/30/18 3:43:10 AM
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It's pretty good. I will still do regular on the weekends, but with that, I can just pop it in and have it any day I want.
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Parappa09
03/30/18 4:23:41 AM
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rum (and cola) flavoured bacon sounds legit
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
03/30/18 4:24:56 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
rum (and cola) flavoured bacon sounds legit

LOL tell me why I thought the same thing!
like make a rum&coke reduction after bacon frying
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/30/18 4:25:03 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
rum (and cola) flavoured bacon sounds legit


I really stumbled into a fuckin recipe didn't I bud? First think tomorrow money i'm going to fix that fucking sink.
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