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MachoManSavage
03/28/18 1:46:48 AM
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This place is like if Las Vegas smoked a bucket of crack and ordered 300,000 hookers.

Every nook and allyway is filled with hookers. Every storefront has 10 girls (or ladyboys) standing in front of it cat calling you. Tons of old white men with younger women. Pharmacies, restaurants, and neon lights fill out the rest of downtown Pattaya. People trying to constantly sell you Cilais.

Then there is this street called Walking Street which has to be the densest cluster of brothels, strip clubs, gogo bars, "beer bars" and hookers on Earth. I don't think they utter the word "pingpong" more at actual ping pong shows.

It's a nice place, and super compact and lively, but holy fuck. I feel like I lived a thousand lifetimes in two days. There is so much sex everywhere that you have to search for a place that isn't hookery.

Wanted to get that off my chest. And entice or inform anyone who likes/doesn't like this kind of thing. Anyone been?
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1337toothbrush
03/28/18 1:50:46 AM
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Don't catch anything.
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eggcorn
03/28/18 1:54:32 AM
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sounds fucking disgusting
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Sativa_Rose
03/28/18 1:55:48 AM
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Sounds like a good place to retire if you're a single male
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NES4EVER
03/28/18 1:56:28 AM
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Yep

Add to that tons of Russians and it's pretty accurate.
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refmon
03/28/18 2:21:52 AM
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NES4EVER posted...
tons of Russians

huh
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MachoManSavage
03/28/18 2:28:35 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Sounds like a good place to retire if you're a single male


For sure. Its incredibly easy, almost too easy if you are a white male.

As a younger guy who is relatively good looking, I can easily catch a 10/10. Every right swipe on Tinder is a match.

NES4EVER posted...
Yep

Add to that tons of Russians and it's pretty accurate.


So many Russians. Tons of Russian strio clubs too.

eggcorn posted...
sounds fucking disgusting


In a way it is, but it's also tons of fun if you play it right.
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Blue_Inigo
03/28/18 2:30:13 AM
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Did you see any black people
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HotMaladorianAI
03/28/18 2:33:15 AM
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MachoManSavage posted...
This place is like if Las Vegas smoked a bucket of crack and ordered 300,000 hookers.

Every nook and allyway is filled with hookers. Every storefront has 10 girls (or ladyboys) standing in front of it cat calling you. Tons of old white men with younger women. Pharmacies, restaurants, and neon lights fill out the rest of downtown Pattaya. People trying to constantly sell you Cilais.

Then there is this street called Walking Street which has to be the densest cluster of brothels, strip clubs, gogo bars, "beer bars" and hookers on Earth. I don't think they utter the word "pingpong" more at actual ping pong shows.

It's a nice place, and super compact and lively, but holy fuck. I feel like I lived a thousand lifetimes in two days. There is so much sex everywhere that you have to search for a place that isn't hookery.

Wanted to get that off my chest. And entice or inform anyone who likes/doesn't like this kind of thing. Anyone been?


You can probably just take out the like there.
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Thrillwell
03/28/18 2:46:22 AM
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Even if you're not even looking for sex, it will find you.

I was staying at a hotel and after some kickboxing and a few choice beverages, I headed back.
The damn hotel had an outside bar! So all by my lonesome I went to have one more drink.
I talked to the bartender girl and must have said something right. I banged it out and she stayed in the room with me until morning, then fed me breakfast in bed.

Then like the next day or so I was a total dick when the crew was around, she didn't talk to me after that. At least I have better manners now.
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cavalierking
03/28/18 2:48:09 AM
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how pretty are the girls, tho
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Thrillwell
03/28/18 2:54:50 AM
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cavalierking posted...
how pretty are the girls, tho


That's a question for the ages. You gotta find the right area.
Thai chicks can run from supermodel hot as fuck, to dumpster fire.

The worst thing is they had an area that raised some eyebrows about how early they are starting these girls. Sadly for some it could be the only way to eat.

If you're looking for a better time, try South Korea ^_^
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Wutobliteration
03/28/18 3:02:03 AM
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are you sure the girls are the right gender though...?
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Thrillwell
03/28/18 3:10:13 AM
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Wutobliteration posted...
are you sure the girls are the right gender though...?


They mostly are in this area, and word of mouth goes a long way here too.
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MachoManSavage
03/28/18 3:58:20 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Did you see any black people


Three so far.

cavalierking posted...
how pretty are the girls, tho


As thr other dude said, depends where you go. Higher end streets have some incredible bombshells, but the lesser bombs are not nearly as nice. Many older workers. Uglier girls definitely push more and call for you. The hot ones just stand there looking bored. Makes sense. Guessing premium girls cost more too.

Wutobliteration posted...
are you sure the girls are the right gender though...?


Who cares in Pattaya lol.

Thrillwell posted...
Even if you're not even looking for sex, it will find you.

I was staying at a hotel and after some kickboxing and a few choice beverages, I headed back.
The damn hotel had an outside bar! So all by my lonesome I went to have one more drink.
I talked to the bartender girl and must have said something right. I banged it out and she stayed in the room with me until morning, then fed me breakfast in bed.

Then like the next day or so I was a total dick when the crew was around, she didn't talk to me after that. At least I have better manners now.


Seems like a typical night here.

Are you currently in Pattaya?
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chill02
03/28/18 4:25:07 AM
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Turtlebread
03/28/18 4:30:21 AM
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try to fuck 50 girls in one night like i did
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winged_weltall
03/28/18 4:33:40 AM
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I remember I was telling my friend about Pattaya once, I've never actually been there, just heard rumors. And he couldn't believe it, so I told him I'd go to Pattaya on google maps street view to show him, and literally the first thing we see is an old disgusting looking man holding hands with a girl who seemed to be around 13-14 years old.
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cerealbox760
03/28/18 4:51:54 AM
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*books flight to thailand*
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cerealbox760
03/28/18 5:09:27 AM
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No kidding. Some of these girls are hot
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MuayThai85
03/28/18 8:43:45 AM
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I've never actually been to Pattaya, always seemed way to seedy. The hooker bars in Phuket are a lot of fun as it is more of a strip club type party atmosphere. Went to the red light districts in Bangkok and they were depressing as fuck (heard Pattaya is more similar to Bangkok)

The girls in Phuket are fucking incredible though. Wife and I went to a few different Go Go's and had a blast.

As for people wondering about ladyboys, yes there are a lot and yes most are more attractive than a lot of the actual girls. All you need to do is ask though. They won't take offence (well a real girl might a bit) and will outright tell you.
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Omega Hunter
03/28/18 8:53:27 AM
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My thing is i find thai girls some of the least attractive on earth. I like curvy women, hispanic, black, mixed mostly so i stick to 600 an hour escorts in DC. All 10/10s at that price point, and i can afford it so fuck it.
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HyunA
03/28/18 8:56:04 AM
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I've only been to Bangkok and it was the shittiest place I've been to... and I'm well traveled.

I wouldn't go to Pattaya if I was paid to.
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3khc
03/28/18 9:21:45 AM
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eggcorn posted...
sounds fucking disgusting

1337toothbrush posted...
Don't catch anything.

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voldothegr8
03/28/18 9:23:33 AM
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My brother in law was stationed in Thailand for a time and said at least 75% of the married dudes fucked around on their wives.
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smoke_break
03/28/18 9:47:29 AM
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I'm currently saving up money to go. All the videos I've seen on YouTube has me enticed.
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Darkman124
03/28/18 9:51:57 AM
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'every right swipe on tinder is a match'

is this because every woman on tinder there is a prostitute? is tinder in such a location more of an electronic service for finding the prostitute you'd like without having to go out on the street?
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MuayThai85
03/28/18 12:49:55 PM
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Omega Hunter posted...
My thing is i find thai girls some of the least attractive on earth. I like curvy women, hispanic, black, mixed mostly so i stick to 600 an hour escorts in DC. All 10/10s at that price point, and i can afford it so fuck it.


You can get 4 different 9-10/10's for long time (12 hours each) for less than you pay for an hour.

voldothegr8 posted...
My brother in law was stationed in Thailand for a time and said at least 75% of the married dudes fucked around on their wives.


60% in my circle. My wife and I are fairly decent friends with 4 different couples. I know for a fact I haven't cheated, one friend I'm assuming not but who knows and the other 3 do it whenever they get a chance.

Darkman124 posted...
'every right swipe on tinder is a match'

is this because every woman on tinder there is a prostitute? is tinder in such a location more of an electronic service for finding the prostitute you'd like without having to go out on the street?


While a lot of hookers do use Tindr in BKK, most of the girls are legit. A lot of Thai girls are tired of Thai men because they are notorious cheaters. So, if you are a decently looking white male you'll get a lot of likes. If you don't want to go out to the bars you use backpage or escort companies (much more expensive).
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Lost_All_Senses
03/28/18 12:55:48 PM
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I don't even like strip clubs. Had the experience once and it was enough for me.
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smoke_break
03/28/18 1:03:13 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't even like strip clubs. Had the experience once and it was enough for me.

You haven't been to these kind of strip clubs.
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smoke_break
03/28/18 1:04:27 PM
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Omega Hunter posted...
My thing is i find thai girls some of the least attractive on earth. I like curvy women, hispanic, black, mixed mostly so i stick to 600 an hour escorts in DC. All 10/10s at that price point, and i can afford it so fuck it.

That's a crazy thing to pay bro. I couldn't pay that even if I could afford it. That's just too much.
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Darkman124
03/28/18 1:09:27 PM
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smoke_break posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
My thing is i find thai girls some of the least attractive on earth. I like curvy women, hispanic, black, mixed mostly so i stick to 600 an hour escorts in DC. All 10/10s at that price point, and i can afford it so fuck it.

That's a crazy thing to pay bro. I couldn't pay that even if I could afford it. That's just too much.


omega is engaged/married, so paying for someone to not rat you on your partner makes sense honestly.
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MuayThai85
03/28/18 1:14:13 PM
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smoke_break posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't even like strip clubs. Had the experience once and it was enough for me.

You haven't been to these kind of strip clubs.


This. Have you ever gotten to motorboat a chick on stage? Slap her ass with a foam tube? Finger fuck her in the middle of the club? Have 2 strippers perform a "sexy show" where they lay you down on a bench, strip you naked (small towel covering your junk), sit on your face while the other one jerks/sucks you of? Have you ever seen a hooker blow out candles or shoot a dart at a balloon with her vagina?

No? Then you haven't been to these kinda strip clubs lol.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/28/18 1:17:55 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
smoke_break posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't even like strip clubs. Had the experience once and it was enough for me.

You haven't been to these kind of strip clubs.


This. Have you ever gotten to motorboat a chick on stage? Slap her ass with a foam tube? Finger fuck her in the middle of the club? Have 2 strippers perform a "sexy show" where they lay you down on a bench, strip you naked (small towel covering your junk), sit on your face while the other one jerks/sucks you of? Have you ever seen a hooker blow out candles or shoot a dart at a balloon with her vagina?

No? Then you haven't been to these kinda strip clubs lol.


I know I haven't. But if Im not feeling the lesser version I probably won't feel the extreme version. Back when I was a teen I motorboated chicks I knew in front of people but that's cause I was comfortable with those people and it was free. I don't like volunteering to be a sucker. I realize you're not a sucker if you're getting out of it exactly what you paid for and expected but that's not how my mind works in these situations. I want to know my personality got me in there not my money.
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smoke_break
03/28/18 1:41:57 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
smoke_break posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't even like strip clubs. Had the experience once and it was enough for me.

You haven't been to these kind of strip clubs.


This. Have you ever gotten to motorboat a chick on stage? Slap her ass with a foam tube? Finger fuck her in the middle of the club? Have 2 strippers perform a "sexy show" where they lay you down on a bench, strip you naked (small towel covering your junk), sit on your face while the other one jerks/sucks you of? Have you ever seen a hooker blow out candles or shoot a dart at a balloon with her vagina?

No? Then you haven't been to these kinda strip clubs lol.

Yep, the strip clubs in the US pale in comparison. Like, in some places you can't even touch the girls. Not even joking.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/28/18 1:44:18 PM
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I could touch the girls at our parties as much as I wanted
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