Current Events > Which would you rather be: Fat, bald or short?

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Condition is irreversible. No loopholes.

If you're fat, you're fat for life. No amount of exercise, diet or surgery will reverse it.

If you're bald, a toupee - or any other attempt to hide it - will magically fly off your head when worn. You must own your shiny bald head.

If you're short, platform shoes vanish. You get the picture.

Must pick one, or else you become all three.
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I feel like being bald is less of an inhibitor than the other two

plus if I ever work in a kitchen again I won't need to wear a hair net
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Bald. Done it before, and I don't think I looked half bad.
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I'm already bald, so that.

Not sure why I have to shrink down to average height though.
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Bald is the only correct answer if you enjoy having sex
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DrizztLink posted...

I'm already bald, so that.

Not sure why I have to shrink down to average height though.

Reasons!
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I was gonna say fat until I saw it was 400 pounds, wtf? lol
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ol_dude posted...

I was gonna say fat until I saw it was 400 pounds, wtf? lol

It kinda had to be something extreme. I mean, some would consider 200 super fat for average height.
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I think I can pull off bald if I keep my beard
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i actually wish that i was short
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Clearly bald is the best choice here
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

i actually wish that i was short

Really? As in 5 feet or shorter, short?

Imagine the grief a guy would get for that...
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Dyinglegacy posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

i actually wish that i was short

Really? As in 5 feet or shorter, short?

Imagine the grief a guy would get for that...

yes

well im trans so
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I'll stay the way I am.
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I'll be short if I had a decent body. Short muscular guys are hot af.
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Dyinglegacy posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

i actually wish that i was short

Really? As in 5 feet or shorter, short?

Imagine the grief a guy would get for that...

I wouldn't even care about that if I were that short. The thing that would bother me significantly is not being able to reach shit.
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I didn't realize by "fat" you mean "you're gonna die at age 40 and you cant lose weight"

Easily bald then
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I'm fairly certain that women would choose 5 feet or shorter over bald and fat.

Extremely obesity is a severe health imparment. You're life would be misery.

Being extremely short as a man, you'd get all kinds of shit from... everyone.

Being bald would suck, but if you just woke up bald one day, and you KNEW that there was nothing you could do about it, you'd probably just get use to it.
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Bald

I haven't been under 5 feet since the 4th grade. That would be terrible
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bald, no contest
and I have some psoriasis on my scalp so it's not like there's a chance i'll be able to pull it off, it's just a whole lot better than being short or fat
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bald. you can be perfectly good looking and tall and handsome and bald. hair is overrated. being fat or short sucks. unless you are a girl.

prince_leo posted...

bald, no contest
and I have some psoriasis on my scalp so it's not like there's a chance i'll be able to pull it off, it's just a whole lot better than being short or fat

That magically goes away, because you're in great physical condition.
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kg88222 posted...

bald. you can be perfectly good looking and tall and handsome and bald. hair is overrated. being fat or short sucks. unless you are a girl.

In this case, you aren't tall, though. You are, however, handsome, and in great shape.
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Bald, but shave it completely off so I don't have that balding look

manlets have it the worst
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i am tall and bald and in shape. I'd date a short and fat girl too. I kind of like them like that actually.

bald

under 5 feet is way too short
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Bald? You people are crazy. I've had long hair since I was 14 and losing it would suck.
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oh you have no idea. I hated it at first. But now i honestly dont care at all.

r4X0r posted...

Bald? You people are crazy. I've had long hair since I was 14 and losing it would suck.

So you'd rather be obese or shorter than every girl you see?
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I've heard people say that being bald isn't as bad as going bald. That it's like hell watching it happen, slowly over months/years, but once it's over and done with, it's not so bad.
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Just shave it. Whatever you do if you are bald don't be one of those people who has like a comb over or a piece or like some hair.. Shaved head looks fine. Not even like the whole thing so you have a glistening head. Just shave it so its tight on the sides. That's what i do.

Going bald when you still have hair is the worst. Once you shave it it's totally fine. I actually have more confidence because of it. it gives me an edge.

you stress out because of it and after a while you really just don't care. it can actually build confidence.

Voted fat before seeing I couldnt lose the weight.

Give me bald.

itt 3 overly prideful fat people voted to stay fat.

Bald
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Short without hesitation
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smh being 400 lbs is the equivalent to being short/bald

ouch
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Dyinglegacy posted...

I've heard people say that being bald isn't as bad as going bald. That it's like hell watching it happen, slowly over months/years, but once it's over and done with, it's not so bad.

Eh.

I had my problems with it for the first few years, but these days I just want it to fucking finish already.

Nothing but peach fuzz up top, and it's a pain in the ass to shave.

Be easier if it were fully gone.
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Zurkon posted...

I really dont want to be fat and I already wish I was 2 inches taller to hit 6 foot. Ill take bald. I dont like it but I think I could pull it off.

Do you also wish you were a baller?
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I was already fat at 200. I do not even want to imagine 400. Makes me wonder how people even survive that.
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I guess short, because I am short. A little shorter would suck, but not much... but my hair is wonderful. And I don't think I couldn't deal with being fat. Not offense to the bigger people out there. Also, haven't read through the topic yet...
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