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SwayM
03/22/18 3:24:23 AM
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Before he got frozen.

Dude was living for months with that perfect body going all over the United States doing shows. He literally had hotties coming up asking him for autographs and shit. serioulsy theres one scene where the camera lingers for a second after a girl comes up to him backstage after a show...you tell he didnt make his country proud immediately after

Dude was laying patriot pipe back in his day son.
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DarthDemented
03/22/18 3:26:06 AM
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Didn't he need to do his country proud and not his county? I don't think the world would've given a shit about his county.
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ApherosyLove
03/22/18 3:26:35 AM
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I uh, yup.
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boxington
03/22/18 3:27:12 AM
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I get the impression that Cap doesn't do hookups, and only puts out in committed relationships
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SlashmanSG
03/22/18 3:30:21 AM
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boxington posted...
I get the impression that Cap doesn't do hookups, and only puts out in committed relationships

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pegusus123456
03/22/18 3:32:30 AM
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SlashmanSG posted...
boxington posted...
I get the impression that Cap doesn't do hookups, and only puts out in committed relationships

This.

Which is why Bucky Barnes obviously cracked Cap's Liberty Bell way before he even got the serum.
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SlashmanSG
03/22/18 3:35:18 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
SlashmanSG posted...
boxington posted...
I get the impression that Cap doesn't do hookups, and only puts out in committed relationships

This.

Which is why Bucky Barnes obviously cracked Cap's Liberty Bell way before he even got the serum.

Cap doesn't fondue.
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SwayM
03/22/18 3:36:12 AM
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boxington posted...
I get the impression that Cap doesn't do hookups, and only puts out in committed relationships


Now? Yeah, hes not that guy

But back when he was doing shows I think he was getting it in.
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pegusus123456
03/22/18 3:40:50 AM
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SlashmanSG posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
SlashmanSG posted...
boxington posted...
I get the impression that Cap doesn't do hookups, and only puts out in committed relationships

This.

Which is why Bucky Barnes obviously cracked Cap's Liberty Bell way before he even got the serum.

Cap doesn't fondue.

But he takes it up the butt like a champ
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