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Ray-Ray 03/21/18 7:24:06 PM #1:	Envy me --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898242471] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Envy me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 03/21/18 7:24:32 PM #2:	Too bad herstory says otherwise --- Bangers https://open.spotify.com/user/1226504071/playlist/3X4SSY5tgxTTgdwlkmoH9F <cite>MrK3V posted [p:898242503] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Too bad herstory says otherwise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 03/21/18 7:24:36 PM #3:	Bullshit. @Hairy-man does --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:898242506] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Bullshit. @Hairy-man does</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hitokoriX 03/21/18 7:24:41 PM #4:	Tfw you realize no woman can take that EDIT: or a guy if that's what you're into --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark <cite>hitokoriX posted [p:898242510] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Tfw you realize no woman can take that EDIT: or a guy if that's what you're into</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patty_Fleur 03/21/18 7:24:57 PM #5:	I bet yours looks like a clit compared to mine --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:898242525] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>I bet yours looks like a clit compared to mine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueJester007 03/21/18 7:25:17 PM #6:	I have the biggest tumor in the history of man. Envy another guy. --- Donald Trump is under your bed. <cite>BlueJester007 posted [p:898242550] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>I have the biggest tumor in the history of man. Envy another guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 03/21/18 7:25:18 PM #7:	sorry. --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:898242551] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>sorry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 03/21/18 7:25:49 PM #8:	Listen to the reaper --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman TMP>>>>>>>>Handguns <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:898242592] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Listen to the reaper</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 03/21/18 7:26:08 PM #9:	Where's the beef.... I mean the proof --- New Sig pending... <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:898242615] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Where's the beef.... I mean the proof</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ray-Ray 03/21/18 7:26:26 PM #10:	hitokoriX posted... Tfw you realize no woman can take that EDIT: or a guy if that's what you're into It's more satisfying knowing no one can handle you --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898242639] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>hitokoriX posted...</cite> <quote>Tfw you realize no woman can take that EDIT: or a guy if that's what you're into</quote> It's more satisfying knowing no one can handle you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 03/21/18 7:26:28 PM #11:	Wasn't there a story recently of a guy who was 18 inches? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:898242642] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't there a story recently of a guy who was 18 inches?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 03/21/18 7:27:32 PM #12:	YoshitoKikuchi posted... Wasn't there a story recently of a guy who was 18 inches? That is small compared to Hairy-man's jurassic penis --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:898242716] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote>Wasn't there a story recently of a guy who was 18 inches?</quote> That is small compared to Hairy-man's jurassic penis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClockworkHare 03/21/18 7:27:55 PM #13:	Ray-Ray posted... Envy me Why? Your tool doesn't hold a candle to the biggest feminine penis in the history of women. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/flcnpawn.png http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/84543589.gif <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:898242734] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>Envy me</quote> Why? Your tool doesn't hold a candle to the biggest feminine penis in the history of women.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KawiKa 03/21/18 7:29:06 PM #14:	There's a difference between having and being --- o7 <cite>KawiKa posted [p:898242810] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>There's a difference between having and being</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_MorningStar 03/21/18 7:29:55 PM #15:	Why do you have my penis? --- http://i.imgur.com/UM1VO2V.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fd6WS3f.jpg <cite>_MorningStar posted [p:898242862] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Why do you have my penis?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSBBSB 03/21/18 7:33:38 PM #16:	While high on coffee, I once bellowed, "I have the penis of a Mantine!" --- All humans are creepy in their own way. - ggghhh3 3DS FC: 2294-4506-7568 <cite>SSBBSB posted [p:898243069] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>While high on coffee, I once bellowed, "I have the penis of a Mantine!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 03/21/18 11:19:06 PM #17:	Listen to reaper --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman TMP>>>>>>>>Handguns <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:898256090] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Listen to reaper</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ray-Ray 03/22/18 12:09:23 AM #18:	he's lying though --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898258615] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>he's lying though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 03/22/18 6:27:22 PM #19:	Hairy-man posted... I have a mammoth sized penis --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:898304476] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairy-man posted...</cite> <quote>I have a mammoth sized penis</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Bungle- 03/22/18 6:28:05 PM #20:	... --- She says 'That's the biggest penis I've ever seen!' And I say "That's why I brought you to the Penis Museum, where tickets are $1000!" Dwight Shrute <cite>-Bungle- posted [p:898304526] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 03/22/18 6:32:00 PM #21:	Ray-Ray posted... I have the biggest penus in the history of man Thanks for helping me carry it, but I've got it from here. hoists the massive coils off of tc's shoulder and struts off --- Switch FC: SW-3227-7104-3140. PSN: Grindpantera Twitch.tv/kogasteelfang <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:898304784] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>I have the biggest penus in the history of man</quote> Thanks for helping me carry it, but I've got it from here. hoists the massive coils off of tc's shoulder and struts off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/22/18 6:43:00 PM #22:	@Hairy-man once whipped out his massive dong to take a piss.... Two entire neighborhoods were decimated within seconds. There were no survivors --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:898305466] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>@Hairy-man once whipped out his massive dong to take a piss.... Two entire neighborhoods were decimated within seconds. There were no survivors</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ray-Ray 03/22/18 6:45:37 PM #23:	what is all this hairy-man worship? i'm bigger than him they don't call me half horse for nothing --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898305618] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>what is all this hairy-man worship? i'm bigger than him they don't call me half horse for nothing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Bungle- 03/22/18 6:46:04 PM #24:	Ray-Ray posted... what is all this hairy-man worship? i'm bigger than him they don't call me half horse for nothing Hairyman is known as whole horse. --- She says 'That's the biggest penis I've ever seen!' And I say "That's why I brought you to the Penis Museum, where tickets are $1000!" Dwight Shrute <cite>-Bungle- posted [p:898305648] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>what is all this hairy-man worship? i'm bigger than him they don't call me half horse for nothing</quote> Hairyman is known as whole horse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 03/22/18 6:47:16 PM #25:	YoshitoKikuchi posted... Wasn't there a story recently of a guy who was 18 inches? Yes, he lived in Mexico, I believe. He was on disability because of the thing. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:898305730] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote>Wasn't there a story recently of a guy who was 18 inches?</quote> Yes, he lived in Mexico, I believe. He was on disability because of the thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/22/18 6:47:49 PM #26:	-Bungle- posted... Ray-Ray posted... what is all this hairy-man worship? i'm bigger than him they don't call me half horse for nothing Hairyman is known as whole horse. Yeah, after he flopped his massive dong on a horse stable and obliterated it, and every horse inside. It was sadly known as "the great horse disaster of 2002. --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:898305757] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>-Bungle- posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>what is all this hairy-man worship? i'm bigger than him they don't call me half horse for nothing</quote> Hairyman is known as whole horse.</quote> Yeah, after he flopped his massive dong on a horse stable and obliterated it, and every horse inside. It was sadly known as "the great horse disaster of 2002.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ray-Ray 03/22/18 6:52:10 PM #27:	stop praising him i deserve the praise you can literally see mine from space --- Wut its like den hahmie? <cite>Ray-Ray posted [p:898305995] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>stop praising him i deserve the praise you can literally see mine from space</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 03/22/18 6:53:11 PM #28:	That is impossible to know because when people die the dicks rot away leaving just the groin bone plate. We can't know how big their dicks were <cite>Zikten posted [p:898306049] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>That is impossible to know because when people die the dicks rot away leaving just the groin bone plate. We can't know how big their dicks were</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/22/18 6:54:16 PM #29:	We actually used to have 2 moons. Then @Hairy-man got an erection one night and destroyed one of them. --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:898306111] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>We actually used to have 2 moons. Then @Hairy-man got an erection one night and destroyed one of them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 03/22/18 6:55:04 PM #30:	Why has everyone seen @Hairy-man 's peen? --- http://imgon.net/di-GSSE.gif http://i.imgur.com/FoV5u.gif <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:898306170] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Why has everyone seen @Hairy-man 's peen?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/22/18 6:55:54 PM #31:	SquantoZ posted... Why has everyone seen @Hairy-man 's peen? Cause the thing is everywhere. Like I'm not even worried about world war 3, cause hairy mans massive boner will shield and protect us all --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:898306224] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>SquantoZ posted...</cite> <quote>Why has everyone seen @Hairy-man 's peen?</quote> Cause the thing is everywhere. Like I'm not even worried about world war 3, cause hairy mans massive boner will shield and protect us all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 03/22/18 6:55:59 PM #32:	Ray-Ray posted... stop praising him i deserve the praise you can literally see mine from space Yes, they have mighty powerful telescopes in space. --- Switch FC: SW-3227-7104-3140. PSN: Grindpantera Twitch.tv/kogasteelfang <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:898306229] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>stop praising him i deserve the praise you can literally see mine from space</quote> Yes, they have mighty powerful telescopes in space.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 03/22/18 6:57:31 PM #33:	KogaSteelfang posted... Ray-Ray posted... stop praising him i deserve the praise you can literally see mine from space Yes, they have mighty powerful telescopes in space. drops mic --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:898306352] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>KogaSteelfang posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>stop praising him i deserve the praise you can literally see mine from space</quote> Yes, they have mighty powerful telescopes in space.</quote> drops mic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Bungle- 03/22/18 7:00:42 PM #34:	SquantoZ posted... Why has everyone seen @Hairy-man 's peen? Because we have eyes. --- She says 'That's the biggest penis I've ever seen!' And I say "That's why I brought you to the Penis Museum, where tickets are $1000!" Dwight Shrute <cite>-Bungle- posted [p:898306549] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>SquantoZ posted...</cite> <quote>Why has everyone seen @Hairy-man 's peen?</quote> Because we have eyes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 03/22/18 7:08:11 PM #35:	The eclipse that happened recently is what happens when Hairy-man unzips his pants --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:898306999] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>The eclipse that happened recently is what happens when Hairy-man unzips his pants</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 03/22/18 7:33:16 PM #36:	TC close this topic. Resistance is futile --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman TMP>>>>>>>>Handguns <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:898308543] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>TC close this topic. Resistance is futile</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 03/22/18 7:57:16 PM #37:	Ray-Ray posted... stop praising him i deserve the praise you can literally see mine from space The ISS has videos of this on YouTube --- New Sig pending... <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:898310050] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ray-Ray posted...</cite> <quote>stop praising him i deserve the praise you can literally see mine from space</quote> The ISS has videos of this on YouTube</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/22/18 8:00:57 PM #38:	Mine is bigger than Hairy mans --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:898310253] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Mine is bigger than Hairy mans</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 03/23/18 5:20:24 PM #39:	Oh yes Turbam Im sure --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman TMP>>>>>>>>Handguns <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:898364640] in I have the... [t:76439197]...</cite> <quote>Oh yes Turbam Im sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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