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TheDyslexicGuy
03/21/18 6:42:41 PM
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I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord.
He was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit and born of the Virgin Mary.
He suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended to the dead.
On the third day he rose again.
He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.
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Ray-Ray
03/21/18 6:44:36 PM
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Amen

Woo boy I feel like donating some money right now
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Marauder64
03/21/18 6:56:43 PM
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Nicene creed hooooooo
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Genocet_10-325
03/21/18 6:59:02 PM
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Good for you but nobody gives a fuck
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ArchangelBaruch
03/21/18 6:59:45 PM
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Huh, the Credo. It's been a few year since I've recited it. Also I know the Spanish version.
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BlueJester007
03/21/18 7:00:21 PM
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Jesus once visited me when I was on the toilet.
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BlueScum
03/21/18 7:01:51 PM
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Good ol' brainwashing.
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TheDyslexicGuy
03/22/18 11:21:11 AM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Good for you but nobody gives a fuck

BlueScum posted...
Good ol' brainwashing.

I see the salt is heavy. Hopefully you'll all make some changes in your life. God bless you.
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Dash_Harber
03/24/18 3:50:31 AM
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I don't believe in anyone, but if I feel like praying, I always give Thor a call. A much better role model.
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_Marka_Ragnos_
03/24/18 4:04:11 AM
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Might as well be a flying spaghetti monster.

Also I've always lol'd at the virgin Mary part. Joeseph is the original cuck.
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Slimfizzle
03/24/18 4:08:54 AM
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Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
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DocDelicious
03/24/18 4:11:52 AM
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I find this terribly offensive.
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SuperShake666
03/24/18 4:17:39 AM
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Hail Satan, my Dark Lord and Master.
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BruceWayneJr
03/24/18 10:39:11 AM
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Jesus Slaves

I believe the children are our future
I believe I can fly
I believe in life after love
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
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Funkydog
03/24/18 10:39:55 AM
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frozenshock
03/24/18 10:40:11 AM
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I believe in the goddess Hylia
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KlRBEH
03/24/18 10:40:31 AM
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Ray-Ray posted...
Amen

Woo boy I feel like donating some money right now

Lol
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Slimfizzle
03/24/18 10:53:45 AM
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frozenshock posted...
I believe in the goddess Hylia

I believe in your belief of her.

Are you my God?
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SimpleMan
03/24/18 11:07:05 AM
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I believe in one God,
the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.
I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;
through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead
and his kingdom will have no end.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.
I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.
I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins
and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come. Amen.
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Superlinkbro
03/24/18 11:16:05 AM
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Only God/goddess in my heart is Mila tbh
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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/24/18 11:38:11 AM
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I don't believe that any form of christianity exists. I believe that the concept of christianity is literally fake news.
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