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robert21 03/21/18 1:07:41 AM #51:	Mr_Biscuit posted... robert21 posted... So if I fear an ant, then youre saying 1, just 1 fucking ant would maul the shit out of me? If the thing you feared most was an ant and the way you would least like to die is being burned alive, a roughly human-sized anthropomorphic ant-thing will follow you for the rest of the days and so help you god it will light you on fire when it finds you FUCK. THAT --- http://i.imgur.com/WUlNykO.png- I need about tree fiddy <cite>robert21 posted [p:898196864] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote><cite>robert21 posted...</cite> <quote>So if I fear an ant, then youre saying 1, just 1 fucking ant would maul the shit out of me?</quote> If the thing you feared most was an ant and the way you would least like to die is being burned alive, a roughly human-sized anthropomorphic ant-thing will follow you for the rest of the days and so help you god it will light you on fire when it finds you</quote> FUCK. THAT</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mystery_Mission 03/21/18 2:40:09 AM #54:	if i lure it onto a spaceship with me, launch into space, and then use the only escape pod to launch myself back to earth, is it stuck in the spaceship forever or <cite>Mystery_Mission posted [p:898199614] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>if i lure it onto a spaceship with me, launch into space, and then use the only escape pod to launch myself back to earth, is it stuck in the spaceship forever or</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gafemage 03/21/18 2:45:02 AM #55:	Hell fucking no. Anyone who voted "yes" either didn't think things through, enjoys the thought of being murdered horribly, or enjoys the thought of succumbing to an inevitable, anxiety-induced psychosis within, like, months of getting the money at most. --- http://imgur.com/1EOFcjn http://imgur.com/epjd8zk <cite>Gafemage posted [p:898199767] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>Hell fucking no. Anyone who voted "yes" either didn't think things through, enjoys the thought of being murdered horribly, or enjoys the thought of succumbing to an inevitable, anxiety-induced psychosis within, like, months of getting the money at most.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 8:20:36 AM #56:	Mystery_Mission posted... if i lure it onto a spaceship with me, launch into space, and then use the only escape pod to launch myself back to earth, is it stuck in the spaceship forever or Ill say this would work, but itd be a hell of a gambit. Also better be a big-ass spaceship, since this thing is walking at least 3mph in a straight line, through walls, and thats if you told no one. You better hurry. --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898206551] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mystery_Mission posted...</cite> <quote>if i lure it onto a spaceship with me, launch into space, and then use the only escape pod to launch myself back to earth, is it stuck in the spaceship forever or</quote> Ill say this would work, but itd be a hell of a gambit. Also better be a big-ass spaceship, since this thing is walking at least 3mph in a straight line, through walls, and thats if you told no one. You better hurry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 03/21/18 8:29:36 AM #57:	I actually had a dream about this exact scenerio once. I took the money in the dream, and in real life I regretted it because I woke up so stressed. Hard no --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:898206814] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>I actually had a dream about this exact scenerio once. I took the money in the dream, and in real life I regretted it because I woke up so stressed. Hard no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
QwelzaarKane 03/21/18 11:31:40 AM #58:	I really like how TC is actually playing along with all the theory-crafting instead of just nope-ing all the possible loopholes we come up with like most do. --- Sorry player F*** what you call relevant, I'm going for timeless <cite>QwelzaarKane posted [p:898214289] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>I really like how TC is actually playing along with all the theory-crafting instead of just nope-ing all the possible loopholes we come up with like most do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 03/21/18 11:37:29 AM #59:	If it didn't teleport across oceans I'd do it. Live half the year in Thailand and half the year in Canada. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:898214568] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>If it didn't teleport across oceans I'd do it. Live half the year in Thailand and half the year in Canada.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 03/21/18 11:39:04 AM #60:	008Zulu posted... I would buy a house in Rio Grande, Argentina. And another house in Anchorage, Alaska. Since the only body of water is the Panama Canal, the Monster would have to walk the entire length of the Americas, which is 14,663kms (as a straight line, doesn't take in to account winding mountain roads). Which at normal walking speed would take the Monster just over 203 days to complete. Hopping back and forth once a year, this would be a feasible way to live. You would have to see it everytime before you move though, because otherwise you can't know how long you have before its getting too close. If you get into jail, or hospital or for some reason can't leave your city/country/state etc you're fucked. I wouldn't take this deal for any amount of money. --- Can't think any good sig <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:898214647] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>I would buy a house in Rio Grande, Argentina. And another house in Anchorage, Alaska. Since the only body of water is the Panama Canal, the Monster would have to walk the entire length of the Americas, which is 14,663kms (as a straight line, doesn't take in to account winding mountain roads). Which at normal walking speed would take the Monster just over 203 days to complete. Hopping back and forth once a year, this would be a feasible way to live.</quote> You would have to see it everytime before you move though, because otherwise you can't know how long you have before its getting too close. If you get into jail, or hospital or for some reason can't leave your city/country/state etc you're fucked. I wouldn't take this deal for any amount of money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueJester007 03/21/18 11:42:39 AM #61:	Kelystic posted... 100 million but you die --- Donald Trump is under your bed. <cite>BlueJester007 posted [p:898214814] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kelystic posted...</cite> <quote>100 million but you die</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 03/21/18 11:48:50 AM #62:	If I had a way to track the monster, I would probably do this... On the other hand, if it is untraceable and I have to calculate how far it is away at any given time, fuck that, it would drive me completely insane. --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:898215162] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>If I had a way to track the monster, I would probably do this... On the other hand, if it is untraceable and I have to calculate how far it is away at any given time, fuck that, it would drive me completely insane.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 03/21/18 11:49:19 AM #63:	no way --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:898215186] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>no way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 03/21/18 11:49:40 AM #64:	No because the paranoia would kill me But hypothetically speaking, a house in Portugal and a house in Hong Kong? That would probably take it a while, crossing all of Eurasia. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:898215201] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>No because the paranoia would kill me But hypothetically speaking, a house in Portugal and a house in Hong Kong? That would probably take it a while, crossing all of Eurasia.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
APM 03/21/18 11:50:06 AM #65:	Hard to explain to the IRS how I got 100m --- https://imgur.com/a/9W9Yy <cite>APM posted [p:898215222] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>Hard to explain to the IRS how I got 100m</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rahasperj 03/21/18 11:59:18 AM #66:	APM posted... Hard to explain to the IRS how I got 100m ^This, also, if I can't hurt the monster, can I get others to do it accidentally? For instance, lure it into a firing squad of some sorts, as long as they don't know about the monster? --- The best advice my dad ever gave me was, "Life's full of idiots, don't be one." 3DS Friend code: 2251-9379-1385 IGN: Joe <cite>rahasperj posted [p:898215761] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>APM posted...</cite> <quote>Hard to explain to the IRS how I got 100m</quote> ^This, also, if I can't hurt the monster, can I get others to do it accidentally? For instance, lure it into a firing squad of some sorts, as long as they don't know about the monster?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 12:52:40 PM #68:	QwelzaarKane posted... I really like how TC is actually playing along with all the theory-crafting instead of just nope-ing all the possible loopholes we come up with like most do. Happy to do it, its no fun otherwise. Gotta play by the rules --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898218772] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>QwelzaarKane posted...</cite> <quote>I really like how TC is actually playing along with all the theory-crafting instead of just nope-ing all the possible loopholes we come up with like most do.</quote> Happy to do it, its no fun otherwise. Gotta play by the rules</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 12:55:43 PM #69:	Sami1000 posted... 008Zulu posted... I would buy a house in Rio Grande, Argentina. And another house in Anchorage, Alaska. Since the only body of water is the Panama Canal, the Monster would have to walk the entire length of the Americas, which is 14,663kms (as a straight line, doesn't take in to account winding mountain roads). Which at normal walking speed would take the Monster just over 203 days to complete. Hopping back and forth once a year, this would be a feasible way to live. You would have to see it everytime before you move though, because otherwise you can't know how long you have before its getting too close. If you get into jail, or hospital or for some reason can't leave your city/country/state etc you're fucked. I wouldn't take this deal for any amount of money. Oooh boy, didnt even think about if you got locked up. That would be game over, yeah. Youd also want to make sure to kill yourself when youre old before youre bedridden. --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898218949] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sami1000 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>I would buy a house in Rio Grande, Argentina. And another house in Anchorage, Alaska. Since the only body of water is the Panama Canal, the Monster would have to walk the entire length of the Americas, which is 14,663kms (as a straight line, doesn't take in to account winding mountain roads). Which at normal walking speed would take the Monster just over 203 days to complete. Hopping back and forth once a year, this would be a feasible way to live.</quote> You would have to see it everytime before you move though, because otherwise you can't know how long you have before its getting too close. If you get into jail, or hospital or for some reason can't leave your city/country/state etc you're fucked. I wouldn't take this deal for any amount of money.</quote> Oooh boy, didnt even think about if you got locked up. That would be game over, yeah. Youd also want to make sure to kill yourself when youre old before youre bedridden.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 12:56:48 PM #70:	APM posted... Hard to explain to the IRS how I got 100m rahasperj posted... APM posted... Hard to explain to the IRS how I got 100m ^This, also, if I can't hurt the monster, can I get others to do it accidentally? For instance, lure it into a firing squad of some sorts, as long as they don't know about the monster? Well go ahead and say the IRS doesnt care. And no, the monster basically transcends physical rules. It cannot be harmed or barricaded in any way. Itd just phase through bullets, walls, bombs, etc. --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898219006] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>APM posted...</cite> <quote>Hard to explain to the IRS how I got 100m</quote> <cite>rahasperj posted...</cite> <quote><cite>APM posted...</cite> <quote>Hard to explain to the IRS how I got 100m</quote> ^This, also, if I can't hurt the monster, can I get others to do it accidentally? For instance, lure it into a firing squad of some sorts, as long as they don't know about the monster?</quote> Well go ahead and say the IRS doesnt care. And no, the monster basically transcends physical rules. It cannot be harmed or barricaded in any way. Itd just phase through bullets, walls, bombs, etc.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 03/21/18 1:08:12 PM #71:	the monster cannot be harmed but can it be launched into space and float for all eternity, it will still exist but can't walk anymore <cite>smoliske posted [p:898219672] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>the monster cannot be harmed but can it be launched into space and float for all eternity, it will still exist but can't walk anymore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 2:09:23 PM #72:	smoliske posted... the monster cannot be harmed but can it be launched into space and float for all eternity, it will still exist but can't walk anymore Yes, but as detailed above, youd have to be mighty quick to pull that off and escape. Youd have to be in pretty close proximity, and if youd told even two people itll be moving fast. --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898223286] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>the monster cannot be harmed but can it be launched into space and float for all eternity, it will still exist but can't walk anymore</quote> Yes, but as detailed above, youd have to be mighty quick to pull that off and escape. Youd have to be in pretty close proximity, and if youd told even two people itll be moving fast.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 03/21/18 2:21:04 PM #73:	1) What happens when other people see the monster? Won't people try to capture it or put a tracker on it? 2) How does the monster react to gunfire? Does it slow it down any? 3) Can the monster be frozen? 4) What if I lure it into a deep pit? 5) What happens to the monster if it successfully kills me? --- I <3 my bae. <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:898223913] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>1) What happens when other people see the monster? Won't people try to capture it or put a tracker on it? 2) How does the monster react to gunfire? Does it slow it down any? 3) Can the monster be frozen? 4) What if I lure it into a deep pit? 5) What happens to the monster if it successfully kills me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Rinku_ 03/21/18 2:31:18 PM #74:	Are we going by It Follows rules? ~~Cause the monster seems to be able to sort of rubberband its target to some degree.~~ Also, hard pass. 100 million wouldn't last as long as you think, especially if you have to uproot your whole life once a year at minimum. Also, telling someone about the monster doubles its speed, but does that also count if they tell someone? <cite>_Rinku_ posted [p:898224450] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>Are we going by It Follows rules? Cause the monster seems to be able to sort of rubberband its target to some degree. Also, hard pass. 100 million wouldn't last as long as you think, especially if you have to uproot your whole life once a year at minimum. Also, telling someone about the monster doubles its speed, but does that also count if they tell someone?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 5:34:41 PM #75:	Pepys Monster posted... 1) What happens when other people see the monster? Won't people try to capture it or put a tracker on it? 2) How does the monster react to gunfire? Does it slow it down any? 3) Can the monster be frozen? 4) What if I lure it into a deep pit? 5) What happens to the monster if it successfully kills me? 1) others cannot see it. Sorry this didnt make the OP but I specified earlier in the topic 2) no reaction 3) no 4) it would just walk vertically out of the pit 5) vanishes back to the netherworld from which it spawned --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898235725] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>1) What happens when other people see the monster? Won't people try to capture it or put a tracker on it? 2) How does the monster react to gunfire? Does it slow it down any? 3) Can the monster be frozen? 4) What if I lure it into a deep pit? 5) What happens to the monster if it successfully kills me?</quote> 1) others cannot see it. Sorry this didnt make the OP but I specified earlier in the topic 2) no reaction 3) no 4) it would just walk vertically out of the pit 5) vanishes back to the netherworld from which it spawned</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 5:37:04 PM #76:	_Rinku_ posted... Are we going by It Follows rules? ~~Cause the monster seems to be able to sort of rubberband its target to some degree.~~ Also, hard pass. 100 million wouldn't last as long as you think, especially if you have to uproot your whole life once a year at minimum. Also, telling someone about the monster doubles its speed, but does that also count if they tell someone? Not It Follows rules verbatim Well go honor code here and say that if you told one person and they blabbed about it, youre fine, but if you said hey I can only tell one person about it, so you tell others, the monster can see through your bullshit and would double Basically each person you intentionally informed about it will double its speed --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898235869] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Rinku_ posted...</cite> <quote>Are we going by It Follows rules? Cause the monster seems to be able to sort of rubberband its target to some degree. Also, hard pass. 100 million wouldn't last as long as you think, especially if you have to uproot your whole life once a year at minimum. Also, telling someone about the monster doubles its speed, but does that also count if they tell someone?</quote> Not It Follows rules verbatim Well go honor code here and say that if you told one person and they blabbed about it, youre fine, but if you said hey I can only tell one person about it, so you tell others, the monster can see through your bullshit and would double Basically each person you intentionally informed about it will double its speed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 03/21/18 5:43:09 PM #77:	Does the monster go with the money? As in if I die and leave the money to my family, or give the money to my family before I die does it chase them after my death? Or does it end at my death? If it ends at my death and my family is set then small price to pay imo. Otherwise no. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:898236227] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>Does the monster go with the money? As in if I die and leave the money to my family, or give the money to my family before I die does it chase them after my death? Or does it end at my death? If it ends at my death and my family is set then small price to pay imo. Otherwise no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 03/21/18 5:48:38 PM #78:	What happens if you lure it into one of those moving sidewalks but moving in the other direction? --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:898236563] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>What happens if you lure it into one of those moving sidewalks but moving in the other direction?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InstaReturns 03/21/18 5:52:08 PM #79:	Squall28 posted... What happens if you lure it into one of those moving sidewalks but moving in the other direction? The real question --- Posted with GameRaven 3.4 <cite>InstaReturns posted [p:898236788] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>What happens if you lure it into one of those moving sidewalks but moving in the other direction?</quote> The real question</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2 03/21/18 6:16:14 PM #80:	I would take it in a heart beat I'd bounce around the globe every month or so and just drive away when I see the monster before hoping on a plane to go somewhere else. --- New signature needed, acquire within from management <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:898238236] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>I would take it in a heart beat I'd bounce around the globe every month or so and just drive away when I see the monster before hoping on a plane to go somewhere else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 03/21/18 6:20:34 PM #81:	1NfamousACE_2 posted... I would take it in a heart beat I'd bounce around the globe every month or so and just drive away when I see the monster before hoping on a plane to go somewhere else. Attention passengers this is your captain speaking, it looks like we will be delayed from taking off as there has been a strange baggage spill on the runway we should get the all clear in about 15 minute or so, so in the mean time sit back and relax. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:898238468] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted...</cite> <quote>I would take it in a heart beat I'd bounce around the globe every month or so and just drive away when I see the monster before hoping on a plane to go somewhere else.</quote> Attention passengers this is your captain speaking, it looks like we will be delayed from taking off as there has been a strange baggage spill on the runway we should get the all clear in about 15 minute or so, so in the mean time sit back and relax.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 6:21:27 PM #82:	InstaReturns posted... Squall28 posted... What happens if you lure it into one of those moving sidewalks but moving in the other direction? The real question Won't work. The thing can walk through walls, it's pretty corporeal. Mistere Man posted... Does the monster go with the money? As in if I die and leave the money to my family, or give the money to my family before I die does it chase them after my death? Or does it end at my death? If it ends at my death and my family is set then small price to pay imo. Otherwise no. If you die, your family can get the money and the monster will go away. So if you're willing to sacrifice yourself to die that horribly, then you're good. --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898238519] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>InstaReturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>What happens if you lure it into one of those moving sidewalks but moving in the other direction?</quote> The real question</quote> Won't work. The thing can walk through walls, it's pretty corporeal. <cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Does the monster go with the money? As in if I die and leave the money to my family, or give the money to my family before I die does it chase them after my death? Or does it end at my death? If it ends at my death and my family is set then small price to pay imo. Otherwise no.</quote> If you die, your family can get the money and the monster will go away. So if you're willing to sacrifice yourself to die that horribly, then you're good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 03/21/18 6:22:47 PM #83:	I wouldn't. I am pretty paranoid, so even if I knew the monster was 1,000 miles away and would take weeks to walk to me I'd still be freaking out constantly. --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:898238601] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't. I am pretty paranoid, so even if I knew the monster was 1,000 miles away and would take weeks to walk to me I'd still be freaking out constantly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2 03/21/18 6:23:39 PM #84:	Mistere Man posted... Attention passengers this is your captain speaking, it looks like we will be delayed from taking off as there has been a strange baggage spill on the runway we should get the all clear in about 15 minute or so, so in the mean time sit back and relax. $100 million and you're flying commercial? You're doing it wrong Also...if the airport is 100 miles away, then the monster would still have to walk there. --- New signature needed, acquire within from management <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:898238657] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote> Attention passengers this is your captain speaking, it looks like we will be delayed from taking off as there has been a strange baggage spill on the runway we should get the all clear in about 15 minute or so, so in the mean time sit back and relax.</quote> $100 million and you're flying commercial? You're doing it wrong Also...if the airport is 100 miles away, then the monster would still have to walk there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 03/21/18 6:24:46 PM #85:	1NfamousACE_2 posted... Mistere Man posted... Attention passengers this is your captain speaking, it looks like we will be delayed from taking off as there has been a strange baggage spill on the runway we should get the all clear in about 15 minute or so, so in the mean time sit back and relax. $100 million and you're flying commercial? You're doing it wrong Even private planes need clearance to take off. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:898238719] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote> Attention passengers this is your captain speaking, it looks like we will be delayed from taking off as there has been a strange baggage spill on the runway we should get the all clear in about 15 minute or so, so in the mean time sit back and relax.</quote> $100 million and you're flying commercial? You're doing it wrong</quote> Even private planes need clearance to take off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2 03/21/18 6:27:02 PM #86:	Mistere Man posted... 1NfamousACE_2 posted... Mistere Man posted... Attention passengers this is your captain speaking, it looks like we will be delayed from taking off as there has been a strange baggage spill on the runway we should get the all clear in about 15 minute or so, so in the mean time sit back and relax. $100 million and you're flying commercial? You're doing it wrong Even private planes need clearance to take off. It walks at 3 miles an hour. If I drive to an airport 10 miles away, it'd take 3 hours to get there. If there's a delay, then I get off and drive to another airport. --- New signature needed, acquire within from management <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:898238854] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote><cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote> Attention passengers this is your captain speaking, it looks like we will be delayed from taking off as there has been a strange baggage spill on the runway we should get the all clear in about 15 minute or so, so in the mean time sit back and relax.</quote> $100 million and you're flying commercial? You're doing it wrong</quote> Even private planes need clearance to take off.</quote> It walks at 3 miles an hour. If I drive to an airport 10 miles away, it'd take 3 hours to get there. If there's a delay, then I get off and drive to another airport.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi 03/21/18 6:34:19 PM #87:	man I'm considering it but... Shit. But, 100 million dollars man, but... Ahhhhhh god dammit. --- .0027 \| Helicopters fly over the beach, Same time every day, same routine. <cite>Yomi posted [p:898239278] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>man I'm considering it but... Shit. But, 100 million dollars man, but... Ahhhhhh god dammit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 03/21/18 6:41:45 PM #88:	1NfamousACE_2 posted... Mistere Man posted... 1NfamousACE_2 posted... Mistere Man posted... Attention passengers this is your captain speaking, it looks like we will be delayed from taking off as there has been a strange baggage spill on the runway we should get the all clear in about 15 minute or so, so in the mean time sit back and relax. $100 million and you're flying commercial? You're doing it wrong Even private planes need clearance to take off. It walks at 3 miles an hour. If I drive to an airport 10 miles away, it'd take 3 hours to get there. If there's a delay, then I get off and drive to another airport. To be honest I read your post wrong I missed the drive to the airport part and thought you said hop on a plane when you saw the monster. This was why I joked about the baggage as the monster made the delay. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:898239683] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote><cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote> Attention passengers this is your captain speaking, it looks like we will be delayed from taking off as there has been a strange baggage spill on the runway we should get the all clear in about 15 minute or so, so in the mean time sit back and relax.</quote> $100 million and you're flying commercial? You're doing it wrong</quote> Even private planes need clearance to take off.</quote> It walks at 3 miles an hour. If I drive to an airport 10 miles away, it'd take 3 hours to get there. If there's a delay, then I get off and drive to another airport.</quote> To be honest I read your post wrong I missed the drive to the airport part and thought you said hop on a plane when you saw the monster. This was why I joked about the baggage as the monster made the delay.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 03/21/18 6:47:23 PM #89:	008Zulu posted... I would buy a house in Rio Grande, Argentina. And another house in Anchorage, Alaska. Since the only body of water is the Panama Canal, the Monster would have to walk the entire length of the Americas, which is 14,663kms (as a straight line, doesn't take in to account winding mountain roads). Which at normal walking speed would take the Monster just over 203 days to complete. Hopping back and forth once a year, this would be a feasible way to live. No. It would just teleport across the Pacific ocean and you'd be dead for misreading the original post, which says it goes in a straight line toward you and teleports across bodies of water. In fact, if it goes in a straight line toward you, it would just bore its way through the earth. But I'm guessing OP meant on the surface of the earth. --- Touch fuzzy get dizzy. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:898240021] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>I would buy a house in Rio Grande, Argentina. And another house in Anchorage, Alaska. Since the only body of water is the Panama Canal, the Monster would have to walk the entire length of the Americas, which is 14,663kms (as a straight line, doesn't take in to account winding mountain roads). Which at normal walking speed would take the Monster just over 203 days to complete. Hopping back and forth once a year, this would be a feasible way to live.</quote> No. It would just teleport across the Pacific ocean and you'd be dead for misreading the original post, which says it goes in a straight line toward you and teleports across bodies of water. In fact, if it goes in a straight line toward you, it would just bore its way through the earth. But I'm guessing OP meant on the surface of the earth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 8:50:00 PM #90:	Yeah. It wont bore through the earth --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898247547] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>Yeah. It wont bore through the earth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rahasperj 03/21/18 9:30:04 PM #91:	Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool? --- The best advice my dad ever gave me was, "Life's full of idiots, don't be one." 3DS Friend code: 2251-9379-1385 IGN: Joe <cite>rahasperj posted [p:898249966] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 03/21/18 9:36:29 PM #92:	So it's the it follows monster? Done. Every flight buys me a month minimum. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:898250355] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>So it's the it follows monster? Done. Every flight buys me a month minimum.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 03/21/18 10:07:14 PM #93:	DifferentialEquation posted... Mr_Biscuit posted... -It teleports across bodies of water So if you live on a yacht will it just keep teleporting back and forth across the sea unable to get you? But if you ever reach land, it's instantly right where you are...and after a decent luxury yacht that you'd live comfortably on will take a decent chunk of your $ so it's not quite worth it imho. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:898252138] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote>-It teleports across bodies of water</quote> So if you live on a yacht will it just keep teleporting back and forth across the sea unable to get you?</quote> But if you ever reach land, it's instantly right where you are...and after a decent luxury yacht that you'd live comfortably on will take a decent chunk of your $ so it's not quite worth it imho.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 10:14:59 PM #94:	rahasperj posted... Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool? If youre cool to never get out I guess --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898252558] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>rahasperj posted...</cite> <quote>Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool?</quote> If youre cool to never get out I guess</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 03/21/18 10:16:00 PM #95:	Mr_Biscuit posted... rahasperj posted... Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool? If youre cool to never get out I guess The teleportation thing is an issue but if it moves at walking speed it's doable. Sorta. Maybe. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:898252615] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote><cite>rahasperj posted...</cite> <quote>Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool?</quote> If youre cool to never get out I guess</quote> The teleportation thing is an issue but if it moves at walking speed it's doable. Sorta. Maybe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 03/21/18 10:17:06 PM #96:	Syntheticon posted... DifferentialEquation posted... Mr_Biscuit posted... -It teleports across bodies of water So if you live on a yacht will it just keep teleporting back and forth across the sea unable to get you? But if you ever reach land, it's instantly right where you are...and after a decent luxury yacht that you'd live comfortably on will take a decent chunk of your $ so it's not quite worth it imho. You'd get a pretty Goddamned nice boat for 10 mill. Hell you'd get a liveable houseboat for a hundred g's. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:898252680] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syntheticon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote>-It teleports across bodies of water</quote> So if you live on a yacht will it just keep teleporting back and forth across the sea unable to get you?</quote> But if you ever reach land, it's instantly right where you are...and after a decent luxury yacht that you'd live comfortably on will take a decent chunk of your $ so it's not quite worth it imho.</quote> You'd get a pretty Goddamned nice boat for 10 mill. Hell you'd get a liveable houseboat for a hundred g's.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/21/18 10:28:44 PM #97:	CanuckCowboy posted... Mr_Biscuit posted... rahasperj posted... Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool? If youre cool to never get out I guess The teleportation thing is an issue but if it moves at walking speed it's doable. Sorta. Maybe. Its teleporting to the other side of the water, wherever you get out. --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898253328] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote><cite>rahasperj posted...</cite> <quote>Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool?</quote> If youre cool to never get out I guess</quote> The teleportation thing is an issue but if it moves at walking speed it's doable. Sorta. Maybe.</quote> Its teleporting to the other side of the water, wherever you get out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 03/21/18 10:29:11 PM #98:	Wetterdew posted... 008Zulu posted... I would buy a house in Rio Grande, Argentina. And another house in Anchorage, Alaska. Since the only body of water is the Panama Canal, the Monster would have to walk the entire length of the Americas, which is 14,663kms (as a straight line, doesn't take in to account winding mountain roads). Which at normal walking speed would take the Monster just over 203 days to complete. Hopping back and forth once a year, this would be a feasible way to live. No. It would just teleport across the Pacific ocean and you'd be dead for misreading the original post, which says it goes in a straight line toward you and teleports across bodies of water. In fact, if it goes in a straight line toward you, it would just bore its way through the earth. But I'm guessing OP meant on the surface of the earth. then just modify it: Mexico City <> Beaver Creek, YT. ~3500 miles Paris <> Beijing 5100 miles Casablanca <> Cape Town, South Africa 4950 miles Cairo <> Beijing 4680 miles you have so many choices here <cite>smoliske posted [p:898253358] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Wetterdew posted...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>I would buy a house in Rio Grande, Argentina. And another house in Anchorage, Alaska. Since the only body of water is the Panama Canal, the Monster would have to walk the entire length of the Americas, which is 14,663kms (as a straight line, doesn't take in to account winding mountain roads). Which at normal walking speed would take the Monster just over 203 days to complete. Hopping back and forth once a year, this would be a feasible way to live.</quote> No. It would just teleport across the Pacific ocean and you'd be dead for misreading the original post, which says it goes in a straight line toward you and teleports across bodies of water. In fact, if it goes in a straight line toward you, it would just bore its way through the earth. But I'm guessing OP meant on the surface of the earth.</quote> then just modify it: Mexico City <> Beaver Creek, YT. ~3500 miles Paris <> Beijing 5100 miles Casablanca <> Cape Town, South Africa 4950 miles Cairo <> Beijing 4680 miles you have so many choices here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 03/21/18 10:31:19 PM #99:	Mr_Biscuit posted... CanuckCowboy posted... Mr_Biscuit posted... rahasperj posted... Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool? If youre cool to never get out I guess The teleportation thing is an issue but if it moves at walking speed it's doable. Sorta. Maybe. Its teleporting to the other side of the water, wherever you get out. Scramble and run. I mean it's supposed to kill you by your worst fears. There's nothing about it being unavoidably initiated the moment it touches you. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:898253479] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote><cite>rahasperj posted...</cite> <quote>Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool?</quote> If youre cool to never get out I guess</quote> The teleportation thing is an issue but if it moves at walking speed it's doable. Sorta. Maybe.</quote> Its teleporting to the other side of the water, wherever you get out.</quote> Scramble and run. I mean it's supposed to kill you by your worst fears. There's nothing about it being unavoidably initiated the moment it touches you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 03/22/18 12:14:32 AM #100:	CanuckCowboy posted... Mr_Biscuit posted... CanuckCowboy posted... Mr_Biscuit posted... rahasperj posted... Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool? If youre cool to never get out I guess The teleportation thing is an issue but if it moves at walking speed it's doable. Sorta. Maybe. Its teleporting to the other side of the water, wherever you get out. Scramble and run. I mean it's supposed to kill you by your worst fears. There's nothing about it being unavoidably initiated the moment it touches you. Youre not getting away from it if its within reach. Thems the rules --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:898258846] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote><cite>rahasperj posted...</cite> <quote>Wait, can it swim? So what if I just jump in a pool?</quote> If youre cool to never get out I guess</quote> The teleportation thing is an issue but if it moves at walking speed it's doable. Sorta. Maybe.</quote> Its teleporting to the other side of the water, wherever you get out.</quote> Scramble and run. I mean it's supposed to kill you by your worst fears. There's nothing about it being unavoidably initiated the moment it touches you.</quote> Youre not getting away from it if its within reach. Thems the rules</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 03/22/18 12:17:11 AM #101:	The OP does not say that. My most terrifying death would not be instant. The rules specifically say I can just run even if it gets withing reach. No changesies. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:898258987] in $100 milli... [t:76436733]...</cite> <quote>The OP does not say that. My most terrifying death would not be instant. The rules specifically say I can just run even if it gets withing reach. No changesies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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