Current Events > It's funny how such a small thing can destroy your whole life

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Like, you can have lived normaly for 30 years but then one day you're stressed out and you have a moment of distraction and BANG! Your car swerves on the sidewalk and you kill 10 people and you're convicted of manslaughter and spend the rest of your life in prison. Your parents and family dies while you're stuck between four walls in a tiny cell and nothing matters anymore

Or you're drunk one evening and accidentally post a picture of a penis on CE and get banned from GameFAQs and all of a sudden you lose your entire social network

Or one day you're drunk of your your mind and you're playing with scissors and you end you end up... cutting... yeah.
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I once farted in an elevator. Some lives were ruined
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BlueJester007 posted...

I once farted in an elevator. Some lives were ruined

Mostly the fattest guy in there who gets blamed for it
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like your dad's dick destroying your parent's life

Fam_Fam posted...

like your dad's dick destroying your parent's life

My dad's dick? Like what, he accidentally dick sneezed and made a building collapse or something? I don't remember reading this in the news. Besides I don't even know if my dad has a dick anymore. Dick Tracy was not a bad movie back in the 90s. Or was it the 80s? He was a detective named Dick and he was dressed in a yellow trenchcoat... dick... yellow.. get it? Pee is yellow and it comes out of a dick, so Dick Tracy was dressed in yellow.

Whatever.
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