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Blue_Inigo 03/14/18 1:28:33 PM #1:	Yes, she's fish on the bottom half. Yes, her head game is phenomenal. Yes, you can impregnate her. Yes, you can have mutant abomination children who may look completely normal or may look like monsters. On land she uses a wheelchair. Would you get with her? --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:897791157] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>Yes, she's fish on the bottom half. Yes, her head game is phenomenal. Yes, you can impregnate her. Yes, you can have mutant abomination children who may look completely normal or may look like monsters. On land she uses a wheelchair. Would you get with her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 03/14/18 1:29:44 PM #2:	Yes --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo Click here to unlock the meaning of life! <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:897791229] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 03/14/18 1:30:12 PM #3:	Can she do that thing where she blows a magical bubble around my head so I can be underwater with her for a while? --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:897791252] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>Can she do that thing where she blows a magical bubble around my head so I can be underwater with her for a while?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3khc 03/14/18 1:30:13 PM #4:	Mermaids have to power to become human on land, but they cannot speak. --- ---- ----- <cite>3khc posted [p:897791255] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>Mermaids have to power to become human on land, but they cannot speak.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 03/14/18 1:30:22 PM #5:	I'm an ass, leg and feet man, so that's about as far from perfect-girl status as I can get. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:897791264] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>I'm an ass, leg and feet man, so that's about as far from perfect-girl status as I can get.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 03/14/18 1:30:34 PM #6:	Anarchy_Juiblex posted... Can she do that thing where she blows a magical bubble around my head so I can be underwater with her for a while? Yes --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:897791276] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote><cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted...</cite> <quote>Can she do that thing where she blows a magical bubble around my head so I can be underwater with her for a while?</quote> Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 03/14/18 1:30:43 PM #7:	3khc posted... Mermaids have to power to become human on land, but they cannot speak. Yeah he already said she was perfect. rimshot --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:897791290] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote><cite>3khc posted...</cite> <quote>Mermaids have to power to become human on land, but they cannot speak.</quote> Yeah he already said she was perfect. rimshot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/14/18 1:30:51 PM #8:	Of course --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:897791301] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>Of course</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strawby 03/14/18 1:30:56 PM #9:	Why would a mermaid need a wheelchair to swim in the water? --- "HOLY **** A DRATINI!" - some maniac in the safari zone <cite>Strawby posted [p:897791305] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>Why would a mermaid need a wheelchair to swim in the water?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 03/14/18 1:30:57 PM #10:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wnsiXzerAg" data-time=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIx9OLZ-Qug" data-time=" --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:897791308] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wnsiXzerAg" data-time=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIx9OLZ-Qug" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 03/14/18 1:33:19 PM #11:	Blue_Inigo posted... Anarchy_Juiblex posted... Can she do that thing where she blows a magical bubble around my head so I can be underwater with her for a while? Yes Oh then definitely. Being an undersea partial hermit would be great. Fuck society. Free sea food, probably access to sunken treasure, win win win. --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:897791459] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted...</cite> <quote>Can she do that thing where she blows a magical bubble around my head so I can be underwater with her for a while?</quote> Yes</quote> Oh then definitely. Being an undersea partial hermit would be great. Fuck society. Free sea food, probably access to sunken treasure, win win win.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 03/14/18 1:33:41 PM #12:	Nah, I already have a girl. Also, the mermaid couldn't go to raves with me. --- I <3 my bae. <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:897791483] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>Nah, I already have a girl. Also, the mermaid couldn't go to raves with me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 03/14/18 1:33:46 PM #13:	there is a new show on I think Freeform about a mermaid. I think she gets legs on land. also I think she kills people or something. <cite>Zikten posted [p:897791494] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>there is a new show on I think Freeform about a mermaid. I think she gets legs on land. also I think she kills people or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCurseX2 03/14/18 1:34:09 PM #14:	Pepys Monster posted... Nah, I already have a girl. Also, the mermaid couldn't go to raves with me. Sounds like everyone has your girl. LOL --- As a Level 37 Sage, I expect to be treated with proper respect and acknowledged for my dedication to the GameFAQs Message Board Community as a whole. Thank you. <cite>TheCurseX2 posted [p:897791515] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>Nah, I already have a girl. Also, the mermaid couldn't go to raves with me.</quote> Sounds like everyone has your girl. LOL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 03/14/18 1:37:51 PM #15:	WilliamPorygon posted... Of course I came in to this topic just to tag you but you're already here :/ --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:897791730] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote><cite>WilliamPorygon posted...</cite> <quote>Of course</quote> I came in to this topic just to tag you but you're already here :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 03/14/18 1:38:12 PM #16:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrtY7OnVlw8" data-time=" <cite>Zikten posted [p:897791751] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrtY7OnVlw8" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bok_Choi 03/14/18 1:38:31 PM #17:	no thanks i'll stick with my fish/shark people --- I'm a good person. http://i.imgur.com/uj8LmVSl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xPDF9Y0.jpg <cite>Bok_Choi posted [p:897791770] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>no thanks i'll stick with my fish/shark people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 03/14/18 1:41:28 PM #18:	TheCurseX2 posted... Pepys Monster posted... Nah, I already have a girl. Also, the mermaid couldn't go to raves with me. Sounds like everyone has your girl. LOL No. --- I <3 my bae. <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:897791940] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCurseX2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>Nah, I already have a girl. Also, the mermaid couldn't go to raves with me.</quote> Sounds like everyone has your girl. LOL</quote> No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 03/14/18 1:44:32 PM #19:	Relevant. Also yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6UXuMP6bO4" data-time=" <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:897792118] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>Relevant. Also yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6UXuMP6bO4" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 03/14/18 2:10:46 PM #20:	ProfessorKukui posted... Relevant. Also yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6UXuMP6bO4" data-time=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZpsbGr7s8" data-time=" Jk --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:897793651] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProfessorKukui posted...</cite> <quote>Relevant. Also yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6UXuMP6bO4" data-time="</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZpsbGr7s8" data-time=" Jk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 03/14/18 8:49:50 PM #22:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Keal_UfT6o" data-time=" What would I give to live where you are? What would I pay to stay here beside you? What would I do to see you... smiling at meeeeee?! --- http://i.imgur.com/2ugBu60.png http://i.imgur.com/G9jddBR.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:897816901] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Keal_UfT6o" data-time=" What would I give to live where you are? What would I pay to stay here beside you? What would I do to see you... smiling at meeeeee?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 03/14/18 8:51:36 PM #23:	Mermaids reproduce by boob sex --- http://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif http://i.imgur.com/Sus70Yp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/3Alq6H7.gif http://i.imgur.com/cjVX1u8.png <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:897816990] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>Mermaids reproduce by boob sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoldKnightSkye 03/14/18 8:51:52 PM #24:	This topic seems familiar. <_< --- This signature is an illusion and is a trap devisvt by Satan. Go ahead dauntlessly! Make rapid progres! <cite>GoldKnightSkye posted [p:897817004] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>This topic seems familiar. <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MakoReizei 03/14/18 8:52:18 PM #25:	I've always dreamed of having a mermaid girlfriend --- https://i.imgtc.com/3owskMW.png <cite>MakoReizei posted [p:897817034] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>I've always dreamed of having a mermaid girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NibeIungsnarf 03/14/18 8:52:55 PM #26:	So she's perfect. <cite>NibeIungsnarf posted [p:897817068] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>So she's perfect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 03/14/18 8:54:22 PM #27:	how do mermaids procreate --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:897817140] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>how do mermaids procreate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 03/14/18 8:54:24 PM #28:	My girlfriend is a half-mermaid. The bottom half is the fish part of a mermaid but the top half is the fish part of a f OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN DATING A FISH --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:897817142] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote>My girlfriend is a half-mermaid. The bottom half is the fish part of a mermaid but the top half is the fish part of a f OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN DATING A FISH</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/14/18 10:18:56 PM #29:	Kelystic posted... how do mermaids procreate Who the hell knows, their genitalia would be on their fish half so one would think they'd lay eggs like fish but then they usually have bellybuttons which would suggest live birth like mammals. \_()_/ Also why do they always cover their breasts with seashells but don't usually wear anything over any of their fish parts? Maybe Spidey5 is right. --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:897821827] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kelystic posted...</cite> <quote>how do mermaids procreate</quote> Who the hell knows, their genitalia would be on their fish half so one would think they'd lay eggs like fish but then they usually have bellybuttons which would suggest live birth like mammals. \_()_/ Also why do they always cover their breasts with seashells but don't usually wear anything over any of their fish parts? Maybe Spidey5 is right. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 03/14/18 10:20:51 PM #30:	Kelystic posted... how do mermaids procreate She lays her eggs, and you'd rub one out on to them. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:897821914] in The perfec... [t:76415104]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kelystic posted...</cite> <quote>how do mermaids procreate</quote> She lays her eggs, and you'd rub one out on to them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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