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JebronLames
03/13/18 4:39:29 AM
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Not that familiar with what's in the bible, does it really describe or get into detail what heaven is supposedly like? Idk, doesn't it seem unlikely to you? I mean what about if people have disagreements? How are they solved since people are constantly disagreeing on earth, even good people. Not to mention what about the crooks on earth right now.
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TheCurseX2
03/13/18 4:48:31 AM
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Maybe you should read the Bible and find out.
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JebronLames
03/13/18 4:50:13 AM
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maybe you should shut up and mind your own business and stop making stupid comments, derp
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StarsOfCCTV
03/13/18 4:51:03 AM
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You arrive and Tori Black holds your left hand and Lexi Belle holds your right hand and you have fun.
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JebronLames
03/13/18 4:51:44 AM
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StarsOfCCTV posted...
You arrive and Tori Black holds your left hand and Lexi Belle holds your right hand and you have fun.

you believe there is one?
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Tactical_Spork
03/13/18 4:53:12 AM
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You do literally nothing but praise god and don't need want or have the autonomy to do anything else

It's honestly pretty dystopian
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JebronLames
03/13/18 4:55:50 AM
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Tactical_Spork posted...
You do literally nothing but praise god and don't need want or have the autonomy to do anything else

It's honestly pretty dystopian

you do believe it?
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Tactical_Spork
03/13/18 4:58:13 AM
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No but I was raised Catholic, that's essentially how it's described in the Bible.
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Vita_Aeterna
03/13/18 4:59:00 AM
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Nothing matters but worshiping and praising god...imagine doing that for eternity...also apparently the roads are going to be made of gold or some shit.

TL;DR version - it's ass.
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rabbi_baby
03/13/18 4:59:39 AM
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Heaven is full of mormons.
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nicklebro
03/13/18 5:04:52 AM
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Whole city is made of gold and gems, with I think 12 Gates and it's 1000 something miles by 1,000 something miles with 1,000 mile tall walls.

Idk why that would even be appealing if you're dead.
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008Zulu
03/13/18 5:04:53 AM
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Isaiah 65:21-23, NIV. "They will build houses and dwell in them; they will plant vineyards and eat their fruit. No longer will they build houses and others live in them, or plant and others eat. For as the days of a tree, so will be the days of my people; My chosen ones will long enjoy the works of their hands. They will not toil in vain or bear children doomed to misfortune; for they will be a people blessed by the Lord, they and their descendants with them."

Peace will pervade even the animal kingdom. It's in the Bible, Isaiah 65:25, NIV. "The wolf and the lamb will feed together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox, but dust will be the serpent's food. They will neither harm nor destroy in all My holy mountain."

The handicapped will be healed. It's in the Bible, Isaiah 35:5-6, NIV. "Then will the eyes of the blind be opened and the ears of the deaf unstopped. Then will the lame leap like a deer, and the tongue of the dumb shout for joy."

God will live with His people and there will be an end to death, crying, and pain. It's in the Bible, Revelation 21:3-4, NIV. "And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, 'Now the dwelling of God is with men, and He will live with them. They will be His people, and God Himself will be with them and be their God. He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away."

TL;DR

You get to be lazy, chill and eat grapes. Watch lions eat straw, and never die.
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Metro2
03/13/18 5:05:35 AM
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72 virgins
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Vita_Aeterna
03/13/18 5:11:39 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Isaiah 65:21-23, NIV. "They will build houses and dwell in them; they will plant vineyards and eat their fruit. No longer will they build houses and others live in them, or plant and others eat. For as the days of a tree, so will be the days of my people; My chosen ones will long enjoy the works of their hands. They will not toil in vain or bear children doomed to misfortune; for they will be a people blessed by the Lord, they and their descendants with them."

Peace will pervade even the animal kingdom. It's in the Bible, Isaiah 65:25, NIV. "The wolf and the lamb will feed together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox, but dust will be the serpent's food. They will neither harm nor destroy in all My holy mountain."

The handicapped will be healed. It's in the Bible, Isaiah 35:5-6, NIV. "Then will the eyes of the blind be opened and the ears of the deaf unstopped. Then will the lame leap like a deer, and the tongue of the dumb shout for joy."

God will live with His people and there will be an end to death, crying, and pain. It's in the Bible, Revelation 21:3-4, NIV. "And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, 'Now the dwelling of God is with men, and He will live with them. They will be His people, and God Himself will be with them and be their God. He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away."

TL;DR

You get to be lazy, chill and eat grapes. Watch lions eat straw, and never die.

No guns or shooting? Republicans won't like that
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St0rmFury
03/13/18 5:13:27 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
Nothing matters but worshiping and praising god...imagine doing that for eternity...

My Sunday school teacher said that if you truly love god you will be happy to worship & praise him 24/7 for all eternity.
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Prestoff
03/13/18 5:16:45 AM
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Whatever you like it to be, because you're going to get stuck there for eternity.
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LaboonsPimp
03/13/18 5:24:20 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Vita_Aeterna posted...
Nothing matters but worshiping and praising god...imagine doing that for eternity...

My Sunday school teacher said that if you truly love god you will be happy to worship & praise him 24/7 for all eternity.

Well once you sort of get closer to the truth and start to live bythe ten commandments to the best of your ability and God's word--put it all together...it does become more and more evident how amazing He might be, even with the smallest notion of His greatness. Just imagine actually being in the presence of the most powerful entity. Something that likely has created and knows and maybe even is, to some degree, EVERYTHING. Just a thought, I'm not sure what God is exactly still tryimg to get closer to the truth
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coinstarcad
03/13/18 6:01:56 AM
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Heaven is like a mustard seed that begins as a grain that you plant. It grows larger and larger until it becomes a tree so enormous that it dwarfs the fictional mana tree from Secret of Mana. Mustard tree grows millions of leaves on it's branches, and attracting billions of species of birds. It multiplies in meaning exponentially, becoming a singularity that blows everyone's mind into outer space. This cosmic explosion becomes like a new mustard seed. (this is an interpretation of Jesus' parable)
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8-bit_Biceps
03/13/18 6:04:46 AM
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008Zulu
03/13/18 9:14:34 PM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
008Zulu posted...
No guns or shooting? Republicans won't like that

Maybe the NRA should bribe... errr, "donate" to God's re-election campaign.
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008Zulu
03/13/18 9:15:28 PM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...

No guns or shooting? Republicans won't like that


Maybe the NRA should bribe... errr, "donate" to God's re-election campaign.
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ShinigamiSoul
03/13/18 9:24:50 PM
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I often wonder if erections will still be possible for us in our heaven bodies, or if foreskin will be restored for those who have been cut.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/13/18 9:45:56 PM
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Heaven seems kind of depressing.

No remembrance or feelings of people and places and events from ones worldly life.

But yet... pain, misery and suffering makes us who we are.
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ShinigamiSoul
03/13/18 10:03:13 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Heaven seems kind of depressing.

No remembrance or feelings of people and places and events from ones worldly life.

But yet... pain, misery and suffering makes us who we are.

And hell is literally burning without end. Great alternative.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/13/18 10:08:03 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Heaven seems kind of depressing.

No remembrance or feelings of people and places and events from ones worldly life.

But yet... pain, misery and suffering makes us who we are.

And hell is literally burning without end. Great alternative.

Well God wouldn't create something for no reason.

Hell is probably where I'll go... and I'll be waiting on everyone on here.
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au_gold
03/13/18 10:09:02 PM
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Surrounded by asses and feminine penises.
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slothica
03/13/18 10:17:56 PM
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008Zulu posted...
TL;DR

You get to be lazy, chill and eat grapes. Watch lions eat straw, and never die.

Boring as shit.

If I can't have kinky lesbian sex with angel no deal.
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ShinigamiSoul
03/13/18 10:55:09 PM
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slothica posted...
008Zulu posted...
TL;DR

You get to be lazy, chill and eat grapes. Watch lions eat straw, and never die.

Boring as shit.

If I can't have kinky lesbian sex with angel no deal.

All angels are male, actually.
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Zikten
03/14/18 10:13:16 PM
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the traditional medieval view is that it's basically an eternal church service. like others said, you just materialize in heaven wearing robes and you start worshipping God and it never ends. that sounds like hell to me. but I don't believe it's like that. I think it's more like the movie What Dreams May Come.
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