Current Events > It's getting harder to tell the difference between satire and real news now...

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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ohio-naked-man-on-crystal-meth-bites-28-people-in-a-walmart-store/

29-year old Michael Kruger entered the store naked and visibly intoxicated around 9:30 AM this morning.

He immediately began running around the supercenter, jumping on some of the customers and savagely biting them.

Ruth Davis, an employee who witnessed the attack, says the aggressor looked like he was possessed or infected with rabies.

Yes this is Satire. And yet, it sounds completely plausible for Walmart...
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