Current Events > Player Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile

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The Catgirl Fondler
03/12/18 3:09:10 PM
#51:


I never got why Player Unknown became butthurt in the first place, it's not like he came up with the concept.

Not only do other similar games/mods predate his own, but there's other works *outside* of video games that use the same general idea. Hell, even Fortnite tipped its hat appropriately. (Where do you think the "Battle Royale" part of the title comes from?)
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electricbugs2
03/12/18 3:10:01 PM
#52:


voldothegr8 posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
ncsonic posted...
This guy needs to close his account

Jfc why are you so fucking obsessed to the point of stalking me?

mJ3t37g

For the 5th time, going out of your way to come and troll me in every single topic I make is the textbook definition of stalking and harassment.

Maybe you shouldn't welch on bets

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prettyprincess
03/12/18 3:13:54 PM
#53:


probably meant the shitty mobile games that stole all the assets directly

coworker plays one called Knives Out
kind of surprised how well it runs tbh
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fusespliff
03/12/18 3:16:51 PM
#54:


Resolution posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
sylverlolol posted...
CM_Ponch posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
Kinda like your reaction to the Switch's success?

@ZombiePelican

pls respond


It's funny how he went from "Switch won't even outsell Wii U" to "I'm totally stoked and gonna buy a Switch now because it's got Crash"


Lol the one who calls everyone sheep and corporate whores continues to prove he has literally no principles at all.
I kinda don't want him to close his account, him making a fool of himself is more entertaining.
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Dustin1280
03/12/18 3:17:30 PM
#55:


electricbugs2 posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
ncsonic posted...
This guy needs to close his account

Jfc why are you so fucking obsessed to the point of stalking me?

mJ3t37g

For the 5th time, going out of your way to come and troll me in every single topic I make is the textbook definition of stalking and harassment.

Maybe you shouldn't welch on bets

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Tyranthraxus
03/12/18 3:20:16 PM
#56:


ZombiePelican posted...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/42320076/pubg-creator-says-games-need-better-protection-from-copycat-titles

You have to imagine how pissed he was the Fortnite cucked his console release and stole the show from him and his team almost overnight. Loving every laugh


Yes but he's not wrong. This is why the mobile stores are such a shit hole.
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ZombiePelican
03/12/18 3:51:55 PM
#57:


MuffinzwOrned posted...
Going out of my way? Nope. Try again. Topics are created for the public's consumption. I click on topics with zero regard for the user who created it.

Yes and coincidently you just happen to show up in every topic I make to stalk and harass me? Ok pal

MuffinzwOrned posted...
Oh look! A topic of yours I didn't post in! Just one of many.

Hold this L

Oh wow, you're still shitposting and dodging my point, now surprise there

MuffinzwOrned posted...
Because I'm not violating the ToS. You're thinking with emotion, not logic.

Emotion? I'm arguing fucking facts, staking and harassment is clearly against the ToS, it's just the mods refuse to actually do anything about it due to their blatant bias against me because I'm the one being stalked and harassed

MuffinzwOrned posted...
Your own misguided pride is what's keeping you from pulling the trigger.

ZombiePelican posted...
What would that do for the 20 people who quoted him?

Reading is hard
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ZombiePelican
03/12/18 3:53:42 PM
#58:


The Catgirl Fondler posted...
I never got why Player Unknown became butthurt in the first place, it's not like he came up with the concept.

He did H1Z1 so yeah, he kind of came up with the battle royal game
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MuffinzwOrned
03/12/18 4:42:23 PM
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ZombiePelican posted...
Yes and coincidently you just happen to show up in every topic I make to stalk and harass me?

I literally just disproved your claim that I show up in every topic you make. Why are you ignoring evidence?

ZombiePelican posted...
Oh wow, you're still shitposting and dodging my point, now surprise there

>Provides concrete and conclusive evidence proving you wrong
>is "shitposting"

The denial is real

ZombiePelican posted...
I'm arguing fucking facts, staking and harassment is clearly against the ToS

Yes. Stalking and harassment is against the ToS. That is a fact. You know what else is a fact? You've marked me "dozens of times" to no avail. Ergo, Latin, one can conclude that I am not stalking or harassing you. Which I'm not. As can be proven in the image that you conveniently ignored.

ZombiePelican posted...
it's just the mods refuse to actually do anything about it due to their blatant bias against me because I'm the one being stalked and harassed

imagine saying this and also saying you're not talking through emotion, holy shit lmfao

this is like some tinfoil hat noise tbh, much like:

ZombiePelican posted...
What would that do for the 20 people who quoted him? Nothing. I've reported him literally DOZENS of times for the DOZENS of topics he's flooded to stalk and harass me, yet the mods are nowhere to be found, yet, if I call someone a name and the mods hone in on me like flies to shit, gotta love the selective rule enforcement on this site

See, what you fail to see is that name-calling is against the ToS. Whereas me, posting in a topic, is not.

EDIT: "flooded" your topics? Source please.
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smoke_break
03/12/18 4:52:17 PM
#60:


Romulox28 posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
They're not remotely close. Fortnite is a fucking step building/ cover shooter from said steps. Seriously the mechanics are dumb as fuck imo. I know they copied the basic idea but not even close to being a clone, if it were I wouldn't hate it while loving pubg

agreed, i like how well fortnite runs on all hardware and the support it gets, but the game is just not fun at all. shooting mechanics suck, building stuff ends up becoming a step builder as you said, and the diablo style loot makes things feel even more disorganized

I just hate how each match comes down to Bob the Builder duels, but that's just the game I guess.
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ZombiePelican
03/12/18 5:45:30 PM
#61:


MuffinzwOrned posted...
literally just disproved your claim that I show up in every topic you make. Why are you ignoring evidence?

You didn't prove fucking shit. You have been continually stalking and harassing me for months now and posting one screenshot of a thread you didn't flood with you shitposting means fucking nothing

MuffinzwOrned posted...
You know what else is a fact? You've marked me "dozens of times" to no avail.

No, you're clearly an obsessed stalker but again the mods selectively enforce the rules here so because they have personal vendetta against me they refuse to act when a major rule is being violated. Pretty pathetic yeah

MuffinzwOrned posted...
imagine saying this and also saying you're not talking through emotion, holy shit lmfao

this is like some tinfoil hat noise tbh, much like:

I'm sorry facts make you so asspained. But the mods have gone out of their way to show how biased they are against me with their refusal to enforce the rules here when it's against me.

It's disgusting that you can flame and troll me as much you want and you won't have a single thing happen to you as demonstrated by this topic and the numerous other you derailed with your shitposting, but the moment I say anything remotely close to violating the ToS the mods hone in on me like flies to shit with moderations out the ass.

Pretty disgusting

MuffinzwOrned posted...
EDIT: "flooded" your topics? Source please.

Are you trying to imply you weren't responsible for the disgusting harassment campaign going on in this thread? Please tell me you aren't this self unaware
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Darmik
03/12/18 5:55:44 PM
#62:


"Waaaahhh pointing out that I welched an on account bet is harassment!"

I'm sure if I welched on an account bet you'd let it go quickly right?
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MC_BatCommander
03/12/18 6:03:04 PM
#63:


ZombiePelican posted...
disgusting harassment campaign


oh cry me a river
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Dustin1280
03/12/18 6:21:27 PM
#64:


TC's name is forever tainted as a welcher. If you want us to stop pointing out you welched, then close your account.
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legendarylemur
03/12/18 6:21:40 PM
#65:


Close your account
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Kitt
03/12/18 6:22:32 PM
#66:


Shut the fuck up and close your account.
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GATTJT
03/12/18 6:29:20 PM
#67:


Dustin1280 posted...
TC's name is forever tainted as a welcher. If you want us to stop pointing out you welched, then close your account.

legendarylemur posted...
Close your account

Kitt posted...
Shut the fuck up and close your account.

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myzz7
03/12/18 6:46:35 PM
#68:


Alucard188 posted...
Funny thing is PUBG doesn't own the license to battle royale games. Fortnite has its own shooting mechanics, locations, art style, gameplay elements, etc. The only thing it copies are being dropped from a thing into an increasingly shrinking battlefield, and a set number of players per round. It's transformative enough to survive any IP litigation, and PUBG knows that. That's why he's so salty.

yeah battle royal online game mode have been done long before pubg and fortnite

for instance, mgo for mgs4 on ps3 had DMSNE which was same concept but everyone had stealth camouflage and stun weapons. shrinking battlefield and all that. it was very fun.
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SlashmanSG
03/12/18 7:02:46 PM
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ZombiePelican posted...
The Catgirl Fondler posted...
I never got why Player Unknown became butthurt in the first place, it's not like he came up with the concept.

He did H1Z1 so yeah, he kind of came up with the battle royal game

LOL, are you for fucking real?!
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BignutzisBack
03/12/18 7:05:08 PM
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ZombiePelican
03/12/18 9:14:02 PM
#71:


Darmik posted...
"Waaaahhh pointing out that I welched an on account bet is harassment!"

Continuously going out of your way to do so is harassment. Mentioning it in a thread I just happen to post in, isn't

Darmik posted...
I'm sure if I welched on an account bet you'd let it go quickly right?

No,but that's only because I hate you as a person.
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Darmik
03/12/18 9:20:08 PM
#72:


ZombiePelican posted...
No,but that's only because I hate you as a person.


Just another example of ZP being a hypocrite
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ZombiePelican
03/12/18 9:22:47 PM
#73:


Darmik posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
No,but that's only because I hate you as a person.


Just another example of ZP being a hypocrite

Not really, I'm wouldn't be telling you because you lost so much as because again, I hate you as a person
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Darmik
03/12/18 9:25:21 PM
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ZombiePelican posted...
I'm wouldn't be telling you because you lost so much as because again, I hate you as a person


Might want to try that again?
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Resolution
03/12/18 9:30:26 PM
#75:


ZombiePelican posted...
No,but that's only because I hate you as a person.


That's weird af. You hate someone over the internet you haven't even met?
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ThunderTrain
03/12/18 9:33:40 PM
#76:


Maybe they should focus on the game not being a laggy piece of garbage.
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ZombiePelican
03/12/18 10:00:51 PM
#77:


Darmik posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
I'm wouldn't be telling you because you lost so much as because again, I hate you as a person


Might want to try that again?

What do you mean?

Resolution posted...
That's weird af. You hate someone over the internet you haven't even met?

Darmik is special in that he knows exactly what to say that will piss me off and go against everything I stand for and I despise him for it

In every single topic involving corporations whether it be in gaming or outside of gaming, he goes out of his way no matter how bad or stupid it makes him look to defend corporations from criticism or anything remotely negative to be said about them from regular people even if it makes absolutely no sense from a logical standpoint.

It's why I call him a corporate mouthpiece
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Darmik
03/12/18 10:03:28 PM
#78:


ZombiePelican posted...
Darmik is special in that he knows exactly what to say that will piss me off and go against everything I stand for and I despise him for it


A reminder that he's talking about video games

ZombiePelican posted...
In every single topic involving corporations whether it be in gaming or outside of gaming, he goes out of his way no matter how bad or stupid it makes him look to defend corporations from criticism or anything remotely negative to be said about them from regular people even if it makes absolutely no sense from a logical standpoint.


Says the guy who welched on an account bet that was absolutely delusional to anyone who wasn't a major Nintendo hater.
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voldothegr8
03/12/18 10:10:37 PM
#79:


ZombiePelican posted...
It's why I call him a corporate mouthpiece

>calls people corporate shills
>hops aboard the Nintendo train after betting Switch wouldn't outsell Wii U. It did in less than a year.
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MuffinzwOrned
03/13/18 1:22:30 PM
#80:


ZombiePelican posted...
You didn't prove fucking shit. You have been continually stalking and harassing me for months now and posting one screenshot of a thread you didn't flood with you shitposting means fucking nothing

1.) Yes, I did prove shit. You said I've flooded every topic you make. I disproved that. The denial is still real.

2.) I'm not stalking or harassing you, as has already been proven by your own admission of marking me yielding no results.

ZombiePelican posted...
No, you're clearly an obsessed stalker

If I was an obsessed stalker, I'd be posting in every single topic you make. But as I've already proven, I don't.

Just for funsies, here's another topic of yours I didn't post in! (sorry it's so small, I wanted to get it all in one image - you can click the image to see it a little bigger)

CgD55dq

ZombiePelican posted...
again the mods selectively enforce the rules here so because they have personal vendetta against me they refuse to act when a major rule is being violated

Again, if I was violating a rule, I would've been notified about it since, as you said, you've been marking me. Apparently I'm not violating a rule by simply posting in a topic for the public's consumption.

ZombiePelican posted...
I'm sorry facts make you so asspained.

>mods have a vendetta against me
>"facts"

ok lmfao hahahah

ZombiePelican posted...
But the mods have gone out of their way to show how biased they are against me with their refusal to enforce the rules here when it's against me.

It's disgusting that you can flame and troll me as much you want and you won't have a single thing happen to you as demonstrated by this topic and the numerous other you derailed with your shitposting, but the moment I say anything remotely close to violating the ToS the mods hone in on me like flies to shit with moderations out the ass.

Pretty disgusting

Again, if I was violating a rule, I would've been notified about it since, as you said, you've been marking me. Apparently I'm not violating a rule by simply posting in a topic for the public's consumption (copypasta since you're regurgitating noise yourself).

Also it's funny how you went from "stalking" and "harassing" to "flame" and "troll." You're like, reading through all the options that appear in the "report" button just hoping one of them sticks.

What's next, advertising?

ZombiePelican posted...
Are you trying to imply you weren't responsible for the disgusting harassment campaign going on in this thread? Please tell me you aren't this self unaware

I mean, I myself contributed one post (#3) and then quoted another poster or two, but you can't be so self-unaware to think that this wouldn't have happened with or without my contribution.

Everything following my initial post and two quotes has been a direct response to you.

Now, this is not me telling you to close your account; this is me asking you a question. Why don't you close your account?

It literally makes no sense. You yourself said you had an alt that you regularly post on, and you yourself said nobody knew who it was. Therefore, by closing this account you

A.) Honor your bet
B.) No longer deal with anyone telling you to close your account
C.) Experience no posting disruptions since said alt has got to be level 25 by now.

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