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Pepys Monster
03/10/18 1:16:48 AM
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My ex was depressed, but that was nothing compared to bae's depression. Bae's attempted suicide 2 times in the last 5 years, and more times before that. So I've got my work cut out for me this time. She's worth it, though.
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E32005
03/10/18 1:17:36 AM
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Turbam
03/10/18 1:17:38 AM
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She's not real.
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Scaramanga
03/10/18 1:17:43 AM
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Plus they never want to fuck
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Pepys Monster
03/10/18 1:17:59 AM
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Scaramanga posted...
Plus they never want to fuck

Not true.
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Pepys Monster
03/10/18 1:19:32 AM
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Turbam posted...
She's not real.

She is. I don't know why that upsets you so much.
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refmon
03/10/18 1:21:15 AM
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Turbam posted...
She's not real.

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electricbugs2
03/10/18 1:22:13 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lists_of_fictional_things
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EnragedSlith
03/10/18 1:24:34 AM
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Pepys Monster
03/10/18 1:26:30 AM
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You guys think she isn't real because dating a cute 18 year old girl is a monumental achievement. I understand. It is. I'm very proud of myself for achieving something so difficult.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/10/18 1:26:35 AM
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I don't why people think this is fake. Every piece of information makes me believe it more. Im not scared of being the fool tho so Im not as paranoid.
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electricbugs2
03/10/18 1:28:33 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
You guys think she isn't real because dating a cute 18 year old girl is a monumental achievement. I understand. It is. I'm very proud of myself for achieving something so difficult.

lmao

Last three girlfriends: 16, 18, 18

Not as hard as you make it out to be champ.
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Minute
03/10/18 1:29:21 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't why people think this is fake. Every piece of information makes me believe it more. Im not scared of being the fool tho so Im not as paranoid.

the only thing that makes me doubt it is that he seems like the hugest creep on the planet because his every being is devoted to this girl.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/10/18 1:31:25 AM
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Minute posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't why people think this is fake. Every piece of information makes me believe it more. Im not scared of being the fool tho so Im not as paranoid.

the only thing that makes me doubt it is that he seems like the hugest creep on the planet because his every being is devoted to this girl.


He was depressed before this. Depressed people tend to cling to the next good thing that comes along.
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Xenozoa425
03/10/18 10:07:10 AM
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TC you still never answered my question lmao
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SSBBSB
03/10/18 10:09:15 AM
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Hello, Pepy.
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Pepys Monster
03/10/18 2:27:22 PM
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Last night, we were chatting and part of our conversation went something like this.

Her: Are you gonna leave me
Me: No way.
Her: Even despite the age gap
Me: It doesn't bother me any.
Her: Are you sure
Me: Yeah. I like you a lot.

I think she's afraid I might leave her.
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masticatingman
03/10/18 2:28:10 PM
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refmon posted...
Turbam posted...
She's not real.

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TheGreatGenocet
03/10/18 2:29:16 PM
#19:


Did you guys finally fuck yet or no
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HeyPuff
03/10/18 2:29:26 PM
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Shes not worth it
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Pepys Monster
03/10/18 2:29:33 PM
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TheGreatGenocet posted...
Did you guys finally fuck yet or no

Yes, we did.
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SomeonesAlt
03/10/18 2:29:50 PM
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this is a lame gimmick bro
@TheDarkCircle

The gimmick continues
@Offworlder1
@0AbsoluteZero0
@MorningRose
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Lost_All_Senses
03/10/18 2:29:52 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Last night, we were chatting and part of our conversation went something like this.

Her: Are you gonna leave me
Me: No way.
Her: Even despite the age gap
Me: It doesn't bother me any.
Her: Are you sure
Me: Yeah. I like you a lot.

I think she's afraid I might leave her.


That's gonna occur a lot as long as she stays depressed.
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frozenshock
03/10/18 2:30:37 PM
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I once dated a girl who was always depressed.

I was always there for her whenever she needed support.

Then, eventually she started getting better. At some point, it was my turn to hit a rough patch. So she immediately left me.

I'm never going to date a depressed girl anymore.
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TheGreatGenocet
03/10/18 2:31:10 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Last night, we were chatting and part of our conversation went something like this.

Her: Are you gonna leave me
Me: No way.
Her: Even despite the age gap
Me: It doesn't bother me any.
Her: Are you sure
Me: Yeah. I like you a lot.

I think she's afraid I might leave her.


That's gonna occur a lot as long as she stays depressed.

Yeah. It won't get any better. Depressed girls are always terribly insecure and neurotic
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TheGreatGenocet
03/10/18 2:31:36 PM
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frozenshock posted...
I once dated a girl who was always depressed.

I was always there for her whenever she needed support.

Then, eventually she started getting better. At some point, it was my turn to hit a rough patch. So she immediately left me.

I'm never going to date a depressed girl anymore.

That happens too unfortunately
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Pepys Monster
03/10/18 2:31:56 PM
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TheGreatGenocet posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Last night, we were chatting and part of our conversation went something like this.

Her: Are you gonna leave me
Me: No way.
Her: Even despite the age gap
Me: It doesn't bother me any.
Her: Are you sure
Me: Yeah. I like you a lot.

I think she's afraid I might leave her.


That's gonna occur a lot as long as she stays depressed.

Yeah. It won't get any better. Depressed girls are always terribly insecure and neurotic

Then maybe she won't leave me.

frozenshock posted...
I once dated a girl who was always depressed.

I was always there for her whenever she needed support.

Then, eventually she started getting better. At some point, it was my turn to hit a rough patch. So she immediately left me.

I'm never going to date a depressed girl anymore.

Oh. :(
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Panthera
03/10/18 2:32:16 PM
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At least you know her expectations are so low you won't be disappointing her
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SSBBSB
03/10/18 2:33:24 PM
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*lurks*
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Carlbertomfg
03/10/18 2:34:51 PM
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaan can't we ride the happy train for just a little longer?
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Bass_X0
03/10/18 2:36:11 PM
#31:


frozenshock posted...
I once dated a girl who was always depressed.

I was always there for her whenever she needed support.

Then, eventually she started getting better. At some point, it was my turn to hit a rough patch. So she immediately left me.


Been there myself.
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_MorningStar
03/10/18 2:37:26 PM
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Imagine having an imaginary friend that is suicidal. My god.
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SomeonesAlt
03/10/18 2:39:51 PM
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_MorningStar posted...
Imagine having an imaginary friend that is suicidal. My god.

TC DID make a topic recently asking if depressed people should be allowed to kill themselves and end their misery
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Pepys Monster
03/10/18 2:40:08 PM
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_MorningStar posted...
Imagine having an imaginary friend that is suicidal. My god.

Why do you keep posting stuff like this?
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SSBBSB
03/10/18 2:41:08 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...

Why do you keep posting stuff like this?

Because you're you.
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Scaramanga
03/10/18 2:41:11 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
TheGreatGenocet posted...
Did you guys finally fuck yet or no

Yes, we did.

Oh please
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Yochodo
03/10/18 2:44:12 PM
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depression sucks

hope everything works out
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Medz1286
03/10/18 2:46:20 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
My ex was depressed, but that was nothing compared to bae's depression. Bae's attempted suicide 2 times in the last 5 years, and more times before that. So I've got my work cut out for me this time. She's worth it, though.

She failed offing herself twice? Either she was not willing to do it and just wanted attention or is a big failure
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HeyPuff
03/10/18 2:46:50 PM
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My experience with depressed girls is theyre emotionally unstable and clingy. No thanks
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SomeonesAlt
03/10/18 2:46:52 PM
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SSBBSB posted...
Pepys Monster posted...

Why do you keep posting stuff like this?

Because you're you.

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TheDarkCircle
03/10/18 2:50:01 PM
#41:


SomeonesAlt posted...
this is a lame gimmick bro
@TheDarkCircle

The gimmick continues
@Offworlder1
@0AbsoluteZero0
@MorningRose


good guys, GREAT guys
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Wedge Antilles
03/10/18 2:50:48 PM
#42:


Scaramanga posted...
Plus they never want to fuck


100% untrue.
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MorningRose
03/10/18 2:53:27 PM
#43:


SomeonesAlt posted...
this is a lame gimmick bro
@TheDarkCircle

The gimmick continues
@Offworlder1
@0AbsoluteZero0
@MorningRose

wat
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SSBBSB
03/10/18 2:55:38 PM
#44:


MorningRose posted...

wat

We did the thing in the other topic.
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MorningRose
03/10/18 2:59:18 PM
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SSBBSB posted...
MorningRose posted...

wat

We did the thing in the other topic.

Why didn't you get a mention?
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SSBBSB
03/10/18 3:02:21 PM
#46:


MorningRose posted...

Why didn't you get a mention?

I was a...

Good question.
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SomeonesAlt
03/10/18 3:03:29 PM
#47:


SSBBSB posted...
MorningRose posted...

Why didn't you get a mention?

I was a...

Good question.

You were already in the topic. Or I would have mentioned you.
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SSBBSB
03/10/18 3:04:38 PM
#48:


SomeonesAlt posted...

You were already in the topic. Or I would have mentioned you.

Oh...

I need a nap, y'all.
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MorningRose
03/10/18 3:05:29 PM
#49:


SomeonesAlt posted...
SSBBSB posted...
MorningRose posted...

Why didn't you get a mention?

I was a...

Good question.

You were already in the topic. Or I would have mentioned you.

I guess that makes sense.

Yeah, the imaginary girlfriend bit is old, TC, x.x
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Pepys Monster
03/10/18 3:06:33 PM
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MorningRose posted...
SomeonesAlt posted...
SSBBSB posted...
MorningRose posted...

Why didn't you get a mention?

I was a...

Good question.

You were already in the topic. Or I would have mentioned you.

I guess that makes sense.

Yeah, the imaginary girlfriend bit is old, TC, x.x

She's not imaginary, but apparently you're so triggered by her existence that you have to pretend she is.
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