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squarion
03/09/18 12:26:57 AM
#1:


Not gonna get into the details just yet but lets just say it was by accident.
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Sayoria
03/09/18 12:27:34 AM
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First question: Was it REALLY by accident?
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TheGrindery
03/09/18 12:28:39 AM
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"Let's just say"

Lol
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MediumRare
03/09/18 12:42:27 AM
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Does it taste like chicken?
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YourDrunkFather
03/09/18 1:08:38 AM
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When eatin' da booty like groceries goes wrong
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masticatingman
03/09/18 1:09:03 AM
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From what species?
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Funbazooka
03/09/18 1:09:44 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
When eatin' da booty like groceries goes wrong

Soft serve chocolate ice cream
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squarion
03/09/18 1:11:41 AM
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Sayoria posted...
First question: Was it REALLY by accident?


Yep.
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thronedfire2
03/09/18 1:12:11 AM
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ass to mouth is only for porn
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squarion
03/09/18 1:12:57 AM
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MediumRare posted...
Does it taste like chicken?


It doesn't actually have much of a taste. Mostly all just smell I guess. It was still pretty nasty tho
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squarion
03/09/18 1:14:14 AM
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masticatingman posted...
From what species?


Human
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Go_Totodile
03/09/18 1:21:16 AM
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legendarylemur
03/09/18 1:23:51 AM
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Was it your own poop from doing some snakey reptilian self cunnilingus?
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bknight
03/09/18 1:27:49 AM
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Really need to wash up well when eating the starfish. I just had a session with a 24 year old tight bodied Korean babe and she made me brush my teeth, use mouthwash, take a shower where she proceeded to spend 15 minutes washing me and my bung hole. Rimmimg was on the menu and let's just say it felt more weird than good, although it did feel good. She had mirrors placed on both side of the bed while I laid down on my stomach and I could watch her. So next time TC, make sure you jump in the shower first and really credit card wash her brown hershey hallway.
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inloveanddeath0
03/09/18 1:33:39 AM
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WILD_CHARIZARD
03/09/18 5:13:42 PM
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"tasted"

"ama"

im onto you tc
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Vyrulisse
03/09/18 5:14:10 PM
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Get into details because that's all we care about now
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squarion
03/09/18 5:49:53 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Get into details because that's all we care about now


Mkay... Here's the details.

So I had to take a shit at work one day, and the toilet seat just so happens to be narrow enough that it's hard to wipe your ass with it. I went for the front to back swipe because I had a hard time reaching without touching the seat. As soon as I finished swiping I had to scratch my nose cause it was so itchy, so i did with the same hand I used to swipe with. Before I knew it there was poop on my lips. Guess I didn't see it beforehand.
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TheGrindery
03/09/18 8:39:24 PM
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And your mind immediately went to "Now THIS is quality thread material!"?
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nevershine
03/09/18 8:41:14 PM
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TC is all like
iwzgd5H
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Swampthing1138
03/09/18 8:41:39 PM
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"Before I knew it there was poop on my lips"
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Ben_Ruggiero
03/09/18 8:42:50 PM
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Swampthing1138 posted...
"Before I knew it there was poop on my lips"

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Freddie_Mercury
03/09/18 8:43:25 PM
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Ben_Ruggiero posted...
Swampthing1138 posted...
"Before I knew it there was poop on my lips"

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nevershine
03/09/18 8:43:46 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
Ben_Ruggiero posted...
Swampthing1138 posted...
"Before I knew it there was poop on my lips"

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Infinite 2003
03/09/18 8:44:17 PM
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nevershine posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
Ben_Ruggiero posted...
Swampthing1138 posted...
"Before I knew it there was poop on my lips"


I think I'm sigging that
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TheGrindery
03/09/18 8:45:16 PM
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Did you wash it off by running as fast as you can and diving into water?
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Swampthing1138
03/09/18 8:47:33 PM
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Infinite 2003 posted...
nevershine posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
Ben_Ruggiero posted...
Swampthing1138 posted...
"Before I knew it there was poop on my lips"


I think I'm sigging that


I had it as mine for a sec then removed it. Go ahead.
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Infinite 2003
03/09/18 8:49:17 PM
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Swampthing1138 posted...
Infinite 2003 posted...
nevershine posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
Ben_Ruggiero posted...
Swampthing1138 posted...
"Before I knew it there was poop on my lips"


I think I'm sigging that


I had it as mine for a sec then removed it. Go ahead.


Thanks my friend. I'll display it proudly.
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nevershine
03/09/18 8:50:09 PM
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Infinite 2003 posted...
Swampthing1138 posted...
Infinite 2003 posted...
nevershine posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
Ben_Ruggiero posted...
Swampthing1138 posted...
"Before I knew it there was poop on my lips"


I think I'm sigging that


I had it as mine for a sec then removed it. Go ahead.


Thanks my friend. I'll display it proudly.

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