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FortuneCookie
03/07/18 8:01:30 PM
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Supervisor: "I don't know. I thought the smell was over here earlier. Maybe it's something coming out of the vent."

It lingers throughout the room and smells like onion-scented wet paint. It really is that bad. I bought a stick of deodorant during my lunch break and hastily applied it before the second half of the day. I was so embarrassed.

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SpiralDrift
03/07/18 8:04:29 PM
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Do you even shave your pits, bro? Hairy pits accumulate all sorts of disgusting bacteria.
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Chicken
03/07/18 8:07:21 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Do you even shave your pits, bro? Hairy pits accumulate all sorts of disgusting bacteria.

Yeah such as heterosexuality.
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Flockaveli
03/07/18 8:07:32 PM
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Try to keep one extra in a bag or in your car. Same with lotion.
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hollow_shrine
03/07/18 8:08:48 PM
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Chicken posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Do you even shave your pits, bro? Hairy pits accumulate all sorts of disgusting bacteria.

Yeah such as heterosexuality.

Even I've never felt comfortable reading heterosexuality that savagely.
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DavidWong
03/07/18 8:09:20 PM
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That's my biggest fear.

My fiance always gets mad because I spray my underarms for like 10-15 seconds each, and it clogs up the air in the bathroom. I know it's over the top, but I just have a fear of smelling like BO.
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TheVipaGTS
03/07/18 8:09:58 PM
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your smell is THAT bad after just half the day, in an office?...bruh...
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SpiralDrift
03/07/18 8:10:30 PM
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Chicken posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Do you even shave your pits, bro? Hairy pits accumulate all sorts of disgusting bacteria.

Yeah such as heterosexuality.

Literally toxic masculinity right here.
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hollow_shrine
03/07/18 8:11:16 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
your smell is THAT bad after just half the day, in an office?...bruh...

If it's a small room and he's a bit insecure about it...
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FortuneCookie
03/07/18 8:43:02 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
your smell is THAT bad after just half the day, in an office?...bruh...


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TheoryzC
03/07/18 8:56:53 PM
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Dayum
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Paragon21XX
03/07/18 8:58:32 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Supervisor: "I don't know. I thought the smell was over here earlier. Maybe it's something coming out of the vent."

Those are the words of someone that knows and is sending you a message.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
03/07/18 8:58:55 PM
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Roxborough4Ever
03/07/18 9:04:27 PM
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it happens
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apocalyptic_4
03/07/18 9:15:48 PM
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Did that once and called in sick before I got to work.

If i can't buy any before I get to work if I forgot to apply some in the morning I don't go to work. I always carry one in my bag just in case though
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