Current Events > I'm so fucking excited about the Xbox One X, I legit am losing sleep

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Couldn't sleep last night, was up thinking of how powerful the Xbox One X is
Typically I go to bed around 11 every night, so I'm well-rested and energized for work the next day.

Last night, I got into bed at 11 as usual, but when I closed my eyes, I just couldn't fall asleep. My mind was racing. The Xbox One X is not only the most powerful console ever created, but it is also the smallest console on the market.

I tossed and turned in bed. I could not get comfortable. How could I expect to just drift off to sleep knowing that this November, just 4 months from now, gamers will get to experience true raw power, right from their living rooms?

I called up my girlfriend, who goes to bed at 8pm (as women are wont to do). "Hey babe," I said. I could hear her shifting from her sleep. "I can't sleep. I keep thinking of how powerful Microsoft's latest console, the Xbox One X is. Never before has a home console been a 6 teraflop powerhouse before and contained 12GB of RAM."

"Babe," she said, "it's 11pm. I need my 16 hours of sleep so I can face a full day tomorrow of being indecisive about what I want to eat for every meal. Why are you so concerned with such raw power so late at night?"

I howled with disgust. "Woman, listen to me," I screamed into the phone. "It is not every day that such a powerful console comes out. There has never been a console with such speed, yet such elegance, and there never will be again, at least until Microsoft makes the next Xbox. If you cannot understand this situation then perhaps we should see other people."

With that, I hung up on my ex-girlfriend and chucked my iPhone across the room. It smashed against the wall and landed into a pile of my other broken iPhones. Now I am exhausted at work and the Xbox One X is still the most powerful and smallest console on the market.
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TC right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raTts-iGixU
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last night I was playing some Gears of War 4 and I kept losing matches. I'm a beast with the sniper and my shotgun skills are unmatched, so I was scratching my head trying to figure out what was wrong with my play.

I did some Googling and I found the cause: there just wasn't enough RAM. With only 8GB of RAM, good luck unlocking your full potential as a gamer. To me, 8GB of RAM is basically the equivalent of wearing a ball and chain around your ankle; how are you going to dodge and roll and blast your shotgun when you have 100lbs of iron wrapped around your leg?

Thankfully, I called up my boy Freddy, who is a technological genius. "Freddy," I said. "My game is slipping. My rank isn't what it used to be. You gotta help me out."

"I've got just the thing," Freddy said. He came over right away with a funny looking metal box. "This box contains 1GB of RAM. I bought this off the black market in Bolivia. Plug this right into your Xbox and let's just say you'll start to see some sparks flyin'."

I plugged in the extra RAM and immediately I began dominating. With all that extra memory, I no longer had to remember anything, and pretty soon my brain was operating at 100% efficiency. I climbed the ranks fast - bronze, silver, gold, platinum, goldinum. There was no stopping my gameplay now.

"Freddy," I said. "Can RAM be used for anything else?" He nodded and showed me a custom made RAM helmet he had, specifically tailored to my cranium. I popped the headgear on and pretty soon I was playing at a level that no gamer had ever been at before. I was sniping enemies not only before they could snipe me, but before they had even reached the cover, since my brain was thinking so quickly.

I had to take the helmet off, though, since Freddy said my scans were getting red-hot. Needless to say, I'm pretty excited to finally get my Xbox One X.
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Lmao Ive never seen either of those copy/pastes.
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