Current Events > I really wanna go to a strip club right now

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This might be the beer talking but goddamn I wanna see a naked chick. Have you had good strip club experiences?
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I just went two nights ago, in west LA. The girls were super fucking agressive, like, we walked in there (four of us) and immediately had a girl each rubbing our dicks and trying to sell us private dances and red bull. They even offered us cocaine which they obviously were not about to provide.

One girl who was honestly fine as hell started whispering in my ear about fingers in my ass and strapons and shit. I was like bitch try again wtf
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i go to pickup strippers frequently
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Went to Daytona beach with a bunch of my lifelong buddies in 2012 for July 4th and the Daytona 500. The first night we went out, we hit a bar that just so happened to be right across the street from a strip club. We didn't go that night, but the idea was firmly locked into my mind now, and it had to happen.

It was a day or two later, we got all fucked up at the house and went out. We didn't have enough people to get the cover waived, but we convinced the guy we were all down there for one of my buddies' bachelor party. He was cool, let us all in for free.

We didn't disappoint him. We all dropped a ridiculous amount of money, and the girls continually came to our side of the stage for that reason. Bought a few lap dances for friends, one for myself, and tipped well. Drank over priced beer.

Things were going well. Then I pretty much ran outta cash, and fuck using an ATM at a club. So, my buddy started paying for my beers, but as far as the other activities, I figured I was tapped out.

Then this chick with the best rack in the club walks over, introduces herself, and asks why I didn't try to get a dance from her. I explain, in absolute drunken honesty, that I would've gotten more than one from her but, one, I hadn't seen her, and two, I now had no cash.

She grabs my hand, takes me to the back, and starts in with probably the best lap dance I've ever had. Ill spare you the details, but it was phenomenal. She goes through 3 full songs, knowing I can't pay for shit.

She tells me as I'm walking back out to my friends to make sure I see her before I leave.

Absolutely.

So, I re-emerge into the main stage area, and I can't find anyone. All of my friends were nowhere to be found. Then, finally, I hear my name being shouted from up above. There's a VIP loft area up there, and this weird rich dude had brought all of my friends up with him for shits and giggles.

So, I go up, naturally. More drinking, my friend is getting the waitress' number, and we're all just bullshitting at this point. Stripper from earlier spots me, walks over, cuts into my conversation, and drags me over into a secluded area for the second best lapdance I've ever had.

It ends when the lights come on. We'd been there for fucking hours. My phone is dead, so I grab my friend's phone and she gives me her number. I'm feeling pretty good about myself at this point, but not really expecting to see her again.

Regardless, the next day, my buddy texts me her number. A couple more drunken days pass, and I decide to shoot her a text. We talk, she says we should go out for drinks sometime, but she's working most of the week. And I'm leaving at the end of the week.

Things looked bleak.

Then, on the last night I was down there, I'm sitting with two friends at Denny's, and I get a text from her.

"You should come over."

10-4. En route.

My friend who lived down there at the time drove me to this apartment complex just off of A1A. It's shady. He drops me off and leaves.

I'm thinking, well shit. I hope I don't get robbed and murdered before I fuck this chick.

I see a door pop open up above. She brings me in. She's watching Archer, so we go back and forth with Archer quotes for a little bit. She's smoking up, I have a beer. We bullshit about everything under the sun; she ended up being one of the cooler chicks I've met in a long time.

Anyway, we end up fucking multiple times. Best sex I've ever had, hands down, to this day. My friends pick me up at her place in the morning, we head home.

We talked for a bit after I got back, but obviously it tapered off.

My girlfriend knows the story, got it from my buddy's wife, and now she's extra sensitive about me going to strip clubs.
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Go to an Asian massage parlor instead.
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Patchy, if that's legit then to you.

What really goes down in the VIP rooms at strip clubs?
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Blue_Inigo posted...

Patchy, if that's legit then to you.

What really goes down in the VIP rooms at strip clubs?

It was ridiculous, haha.

This wasn't a room so much as a whole balcony. They do have rooms, though, where you pay like 120-200 just for one on one.

I've never dropped that change, though.
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