Current Events > CYOA: You see a Communist and a Nazi dangling off the side of a cliff.

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FLUFFYGERM 03/04/18 10:57:29 PM #1:	All you wanted was to take a nice stroll and enjoy your coffee, but now you're not sure what to do. They're both crying out for help, but you know that neither one is worthy. Do you A) Step on both of their fingers until they fall into the water far below B) Let them dangle and just go on about your merry way C) Save the Communist and kick off the Nazi D) Save the Nazi and kick off the Communist --- Do good. Eat communists. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:897190410] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>All you wanted was to take a nice stroll and enjoy your coffee, but now you're not sure what to do. They're both crying out for help, but you know that neither one is worthy. Do you A) Step on both of their fingers until they fall into the water far below B) Let them dangle and just go on about your merry way C) Save the Communist and kick off the Nazi D) Save the Nazi and kick off the Communist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 03/04/18 10:59:20 PM #2:	E) Jerk it with Luigi. While the two of them watch. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:897190467] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>E) Jerk it with Luigi. While the two of them watch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 03/04/18 11:00:00 PM #3:	Shoot Toby twice --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:897190503] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>Shoot Toby twice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
karmageddon28 03/04/18 11:00:06 PM #4:	B <cite>karmageddon28 posted [p:897190508] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>B</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 03/04/18 11:01:07 PM #5:	E) Jerk it with Luigi. You bust out your pocket-sized stuffed Luigi and set it down mere inches from the edge of the cliff. You unzip your pants and start vigorously jerking it with Luigi. The Communist and the Nazi realize that society has decayed far beyond even the reach of their own respective lofty delusions, so they willingly release their grip on the edge and fall into the icy waters down below. Do you A) Report this to the police B) Jump in after them to loot their bodies C) Keep jerking it with Luigi --- Do good. Eat communists. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:897190563] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>E) Jerk it with Luigi. You bust out your pocket-sized stuffed Luigi and set it down mere inches from the edge of the cliff. You unzip your pants and start vigorously jerking it with Luigi. The Communist and the Nazi realize that society has decayed far beyond even the reach of their own respective lofty delusions, so they willingly release their grip on the edge and fall into the icy waters down below. Do you A) Report this to the police B) Jump in after them to loot their bodies C) Keep jerking it with Luigi</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 03/04/18 11:08:25 PM #6:	C, then after sweet release, B, but carefully climb down instead of just jumping. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:897190901] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>C, then after sweet release, B, but carefully climb down instead of just jumping.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 03/04/18 11:12:10 PM #7:	C, then after sweet release, B, but carefully climb down instead of just jumping. You remain committed to Luigi despite what you both just witnessed. Your resolution is firm and your grip is strong. The jerking continues until a wave of euphoria descends on you and Luigi. The sticky proceeds cascade onto the edge of the cliff and into the water below. Because the gods have smiled favorably upon you and Luigi, the proceeds harden miraculously. You now have steps that you can take down to the waters below! You grab Luigi, thank the gods, and then hasten down the steps where the loot awaits. The spoils of war are a copy of Das Kapital and a metal Swastika. You're unsure if you want either item. Do you: A) Pocket the copy of Das Kapital B) Pocket the metal Swastika C) Pocket both D) Leave them both alone and go for a swim with Paco the Dolphin who has come to investigate the commotion --- Do good. Eat communists. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:897191056] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>C, then after sweet release, B, but carefully climb down instead of just jumping. You remain committed to Luigi despite what you both just witnessed. Your resolution is firm and your grip is strong. The jerking continues until a wave of euphoria descends on you and Luigi. The sticky proceeds cascade onto the edge of the cliff and into the water below. Because the gods have smiled favorably upon you and Luigi, the proceeds harden miraculously. You now have steps that you can take down to the waters below! You grab Luigi, thank the gods, and then hasten down the steps where the loot awaits. The spoils of war are a copy of Das Kapital and a metal Swastika. You're unsure if you want either item. Do you: A) Pocket the copy of Das Kapital B) Pocket the metal Swastika C) Pocket both D) Leave them both alone and go for a swim with Paco the Dolphin who has come to investigate the commotion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 03/04/18 11:13:34 PM #8:	C and D. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:897191113] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>C and D.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 03/04/18 11:16:45 PM #10:	Distant_Rainbow posted... C and D. Mother fucker do you think I'm your slave or something? --- Do good. Eat communists. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:897191283] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote><cite>Distant_Rainbow posted...</cite> <quote>C and D.</quote> Mother fucker do you think I'm your slave or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 03/04/18 11:19:01 PM #11:	Holy shit, you really gotta cool it with politics. I think you're driving yourself mad. --- http://i.imgur.com/8pzUM.gif http://i.imgur.com/Oh1iujg.gif The only bad part about flying is having to come back down to the f***in' world ~Rat <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:897191394] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>Holy shit, you really gotta cool it with politics. I think you're driving yourself mad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 03/04/18 11:20:00 PM #12:	LordRazziel posted... Holy shit, you really gotta cool it with politics. I think you're driving yourself mad. >_> what? this is just a lil CYOA for fun dude, relax --- Do good. Eat communists. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:897191456] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote><cite>LordRazziel posted...</cite> <quote>Holy shit, you really gotta cool it with politics. I think you're driving yourself mad.</quote> >_> what? this is just a lil CYOA for fun dude, relax</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 03/04/18 11:25:15 PM #13:	FLUFFYGERM posted... LordRazziel posted... Holy shit, you really gotta cool it with politics. I think you're driving yourself mad. >_> what? this is just a lil CYOA for fun dude, relax The fact that you came up with this scenario for fun is exactly why I said that. --- http://i.imgur.com/8pzUM.gif http://i.imgur.com/Oh1iujg.gif The only bad part about flying is having to come back down to the f***in' world ~Rat <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:897191705] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LordRazziel posted...</cite> <quote>Holy shit, you really gotta cool it with politics. I think you're driving yourself mad.</quote> >_> what? this is just a lil CYOA for fun dude, relax</quote> The fact that you came up with this scenario for fun is exactly why I said that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragon239 03/04/18 11:29:26 PM #14:	TC why doesn't your post say Eat Nazis are you a nazi or somethin what's goan on here spill the beans i'm calling 911 right now ok --- http://i.imgur.com/nkZgO.jpg <cite>Dragon239 posted [p:897191868] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>TC why doesn't your post say Eat Nazis are you a nazi or somethin what's goan on here spill the beans i'm calling 911 right now ok</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 03/04/18 11:29:43 PM #15:	LordRazziel posted... FLUFFYGERM posted... LordRazziel posted... Holy shit, you really gotta cool it with politics. I think you're driving yourself mad. >_> what? this is just a lil CYOA for fun dude, relax The fact that you came up with this scenario for fun is exactly why I said that. Oh well thanks for worrying about me, I appreciate your concern --- Do good. Eat communists. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:897191873] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote><cite>LordRazziel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LordRazziel posted...</cite> <quote>Holy shit, you really gotta cool it with politics. I think you're driving yourself mad.</quote> >_> what? this is just a lil CYOA for fun dude, relax</quote> The fact that you came up with this scenario for fun is exactly why I said that.</quote> Oh well thanks for worrying about me, I appreciate your concern</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 03/04/18 11:30:36 PM #16:	Dragon239 posted... TC why doesn't your post say Eat Nazis are you a nazi or somethin what's goan on here spill the beans i'm calling 911 right now ok my sig is a reference to how communists say "eat the rich" but i can add in something about eating nazis too --- Do good. Eat communists. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:897191918] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dragon239 posted...</cite> <quote>TC why doesn't your post say Eat Nazis are you a nazi or somethin what's goan on here spill the beans i'm calling 911 right now ok</quote> my sig is a reference to how communists say "eat the rich" but i can add in something about eating nazis too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragon239 03/04/18 11:33:49 PM #17:	mmm ok well we must be ever vigilant on this the day of my daughter's wedding you understand we can't have any ne'er do wells lurking around in our courtyards and ruining our fountains cause I like those fountains and want them clean ok keep it up --- http://i.imgur.com/nkZgO.jpg <cite>Dragon239 posted [p:897192067] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>mmm ok well we must be ever vigilant on this the day of my daughter's wedding you understand we can't have any ne'er do wells lurking around in our courtyards and ruining our fountains cause I like those fountains and want them clean ok keep it up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 03/04/18 11:35:13 PM #18:	Dragon239 posted... mmm ok well we must be ever vigilant on this the day of my daughter's wedding you understand we can't have any ne'er do wells lurking around in our courtyards and ruining our fountains cause I like those fountains and want them clean ok keep it up steals Dragon239's daughter on her wedding day --- Do good. Eat communists. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:897192132] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dragon239 posted...</cite> <quote>mmm ok well we must be ever vigilant on this the day of my daughter's wedding you understand we can't have any ne'er do wells lurking around in our courtyards and ruining our fountains cause I like those fountains and want them clean ok keep it up</quote> steals Dragon239's daughter on her wedding day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fire_bolt 03/05/18 8:22:27 AM #19:	CD --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist <cite>fire_bolt posted [p:897205473] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>CD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 03/06/18 12:50:15 AM #20:	fire_bolt posted... CD --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:897256247] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote><cite>fire_bolt posted...</cite> <quote>CD</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidWong 03/06/18 12:52:24 AM #21:	e) jerk it with luigi --- Nice guy? I don't give a s*. Good father? F* you! Go home and play with your kids. If you want to work here, close! <cite>DavidWong posted [p:897256319] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>e) jerk it with luigi</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 03/06/18 12:56:24 AM #22:	E) Step on the fingers of the Nazi, and tell the Communist his society will work together to save him. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:897256461] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>E) Step on the fingers of the Nazi, and tell the Communist his society will work together to save him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 03/06/18 12:59:23 AM #23:	F. Call emergancy services and let them know there are two people who need rescuing. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:897256565] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote>F. Call emergancy services and let them know there are two people who need rescuing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 03/07/18 12:09:34 AM #24:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... fire_bolt posted... CD --- See me on Discord! ^.^ Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/V7hzcXd <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:897314431] in CYOA: You ... [t:76381750]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fire_bolt posted...</cite> <quote>CD</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > CYOA: You see a Communist and a Nazi dangling off the side of a cliff.