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Muffinz0rz
03/01/18 4:50:19 PM
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Guys 2 and 5 are out of the office for the rest of the week. On a normal case, since guy 6 only comes into the office like once a week (or less), that only leaves Guy 1, 3, 4, and myself. Great, I guess I'm a shoe-in, right?

Psych! Guy 6 decided today was the day he'd make an appearance. All four of them started playing at like 11:30, so I went to fuck around at lunch (because if they're not working then neither am I).

I get back around 1 and they're still going at it. They eventually finish around 1:15, talking about how long it was, and what a great game it was, etc. Which is funny because when I'm a part of a long game, they "can't finish soon enough" or "wish Muffinz0rz would let us go home" (direct quote from last Friday, as if I'm forcing them to stay and play or some shit).

Well nope, when they play, it's a good long game. When I play a long game, it's grueling and never ends. lmfao ok.

And now, 3:45pm, there they go, back at it again, leaving me all alone because there are an odd number of us here, and heaven forbid anyone subbed out for a game (even when I have let the odd man out take my place if he was just standing there after a game).

But since it's so early, I can't just up and leave, because if one of them decides to go back to their desk and do some work, then I'd be the next man up. So if they came to find me at, say, 4:15, and I wasn't there, then great now my boss knows I left way early.

Such bullshit. Total arbitrary luck means I'm working for two additional hours just because Guy 6 happened to show up today.

Meanwhile Guy 1 told us he's out tomorrow, so I'd be willing to bet that Guy 6 is out tomorrow too. Leaving only three of us.

What a crock of shit
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InstaReturns
03/01/18 4:53:20 PM
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Honestly after all these topics i wouldn't want to play foosball with you either.
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Romulox28
03/01/18 4:53:45 PM
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hahahaha lmfao
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Trigg3rH4ppy
03/01/18 4:53:49 PM
#4:


The foosball saga continues
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Muffinz0rz
03/01/18 4:54:21 PM
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InstaReturns posted...
Honestly after all these topics i wouldn't want to play foosball with you either.

I've never said or done anything to these guys. I've checked myself over and over to see what the fuck is wrong, but I do nothing differently or say anything differently than any of them. I'm always the "last available so I guess we'll make do" option.
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0AbsoluteZero0
03/01/18 4:55:02 PM
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InstaReturns posted...
Honestly after all these topics i wouldn't want to play foosball with you either.

Yeah, you sound pretty insufferable sometimes...
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Axiom
03/01/18 4:55:31 PM
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I think you just need to come to terms with the fact that none of them like you or at the very least don't like playing foosball with you. Just let it go
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kuwab0
03/01/18 4:55:40 PM
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Muffinz0rz
03/01/18 4:59:55 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
InstaReturns posted...
Honestly after all these topics i wouldn't want to play foosball with you either.

Yeah, you sound pretty insufferable sometimes...

My gamefaqs persona is nowhere near what I'm like IRL. I imagine a lot of trolls here are nothing like they are in person either. I don't know why people are so bad at assuming people are carbon copies of their online personas.

Axiom posted...
I think you just need to come to terms with the fact that none of them like you or at the very least don't like playing foosball with you. Just let it go

Why? There has to be a reason. It's just arbitrary bullshit because they want to fuck with me.

kuwab0 posted...
Foosball is the devil

1wFUPiH
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KillerKhan420
03/01/18 5:03:47 PM
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I love foosball but you sound like amateurs, I'll finish that game in less than 15 minutes.
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Muffinz0rz
03/02/18 11:23:56 AM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
I love foosball but you sound like amateurs, I'll finish that game in less than 15 minutes.

oh yeah we're definitely amateurs but we're all relatively similarly skilled, so our games don't generally take that long. but we score our games differently, as opposed to just playing to 10, so they tend to take a little longer anyways.

Muffinz0rz posted...
Meanwhile Guy 1 told us he's out tomorrow, so I'd be willing to bet that Guy 6 is out tomorrow too. Leaving only three of us.

On-topic: Called it! This exact situation is what has transpired. Only three of us here today.

zzz
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krazychao5
03/02/18 11:28:14 AM
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It's like, do you want to or not want to play
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Muffinz0rz
03/02/18 11:36:36 AM
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krazychao5 posted...
It's like, do you want to or not want to play

yes but 1v1 sucks and cutthroat sucks too

2v2 is the only time where it really feels fun

yesterday i get shafted because i'm the 5th man, today i get shafted because there are only 3 people

never is there a day where there are only four people, heaven forbid
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Weezy_Tha_Don
03/02/18 11:37:42 AM
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love these topics lol, gotcha tagged as Foosball God
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Were_Wyrm
03/02/18 11:38:09 AM
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Build your own foosball table, with blackjack and hookers!
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Muffinz0rz
03/02/18 11:39:25 AM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
love these topics lol, gotcha tagged as Foosball God

sounds about right

Were_Wyrm posted...
Build your own foosball table, with blackjack and hookers!

i will

and then i'll blackball them

that'll show'em
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Drpooplol
03/02/18 11:43:42 AM
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...is this a joke topic?
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Roxborough4Ever
03/02/18 11:45:22 AM
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if i operated this place I would just remove that table outright;
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SomeonesAlt
03/02/18 12:07:34 PM
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What do you do for work?
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Muffinz0rz
03/02/18 12:45:04 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
...is this a joke topic?

what about it leads you to believe it's a joke?

Roxborough4Ever posted...
if i operated this place I would just remove that table outright;

why

SomeonesAlt posted...
What do you do for work?

inside sales
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Two_Dee
03/02/18 12:47:14 PM
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this is my favorite topic series on CE rn
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Turbam
03/02/18 12:49:30 PM
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Get you a Ps1 with a screen
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Muffinz0rz
03/02/18 12:54:57 PM
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Two_Dee posted...
this is my favorite topic series on CE rn

appreciate the support

Turbam posted...
Get you a Ps1 with a screen

nah i mean i have to at least look like i'm working, otherwise i'd bring my switch
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